No miracles are needed in creationist flood theory.
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He's right, no miracles are needed for Creationist Flood Theory(tm).
"It's a myth! A morality tale! A 'just so' story!"
See, no miracles at all!
You missed out the comma, AFDave:
"No, miracles are needed in creationist flood theory."
There ya go.
Really?
So, would you care to explain - without miracles - how Noah fit several million pairs of animals on a 450' long ship, plus their food, water and waste?
Or how plants survived under all that water (if you remember the dove & the olive twig)?
Or where all the water came from, and where it went afterward?
That poor bastard was torn apart in the thread.
It was merciless, unyielding, and beautiful.
@NonProphet
Re: the waste issue on the boat
Noah, his family, and the animals just held it until they got to their vacation spot. Noah was the kind of father who wouldn't stop at the side of the road.
No, just a full frontal lobotomy.
That's the only way you can ignore total lack of sedimentary evidence that would be left after a global flood. Not to mention the fact that the water required to cover all landmasses is more than exists on Earth right now. Or the fact that the air would be so humid after a flood of those proportions that Noah would drowned from breathing.
1. Where'd the water come from?
2. Where'd it go?
3. How did Noah build of ark of such colossal dimension?
4. Where'd he get all the animals?
5. Logistically, how could he have herded all those animals onto the ark and fed him?
That's more like 1/no.
lol
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