I know kids that have been influenced by Harry Potter. They have joined cults out of the ideas they got from HP. They have witnessed demonic things, after reading the books. Satan is tricky. Satan is also smarter than we are. He knows how to blindside us. Harry Potter is one of his latest tools.
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>>They have joined cults out of the ideas they got from HP. They have witnessed demonic things, after reading the books.<<
I suppose I can see where this guy's coming from, I mean the man wrote some about pretty disturbing things, what with all the inconceivable horrors and tentacled whatchmacallems. Oh wait, wrong HP, sorry my bad.
So it's gone from evolution, to rock and roll, to Dungeons and Dragons, to Harry Potter being the tool of Satan?
What next, may I ask?
So it's gone from evolution, to rock and roll, to Dungeons and Dragons, to Harry Potter being the tool of Satan?
What next, may I ask?
I sometimes find myself hoping they'll decide the Internet is Satanic, so they'll stop using it.
A pastor at a church I once attended stated that he heard that HP books were written by a Satanist and said, Do you really want your children reading a book written by a Satanist.
Of course, I had to restrain laughter. He is such a dumbass, lol. Well now that I think about it, most people at that church are all moronic in one way or another.
Classic conspiracy delusion. They always utterly fail to see the contradiction when they believe the "enemy" is both far more intelligent and more powerful than they are, yet somehow the conspiracy theorist is able to see through every last one of his schemes and expose them without being stopped.
The reason you can somehow see through the deceptions of an enemy supposedly more intelligent than you are is because he is a construct inside your own fucking head; you made up all those schemes and lies yourself so naturally you know everything about them.
I find it amusing that you fuckwits are so afraid of Harry Potter.I personally,am way more concerned with the Cat in a Hat!!!!I mean,there is this giant cat,walking around with the striped hat and all,and he not ony breaks into your house,he vandalizes all of your mom and dad's shit,but then abuses your goldfish!!I mean,thats some scary shit!!You know the whole God thing disturbs me,but jesus fucking christ,its a giant fucking cat!!And not only that,he's got a fucking attitude!!I swear ,if i run into a giant,vandilizing,delinquent,renegade rebel cat,.....hell,....i dont know....i'd shit my self!!!!Really!Harry Potter my ass,it's those giant damn gangbanger cats you gotta worry about.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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