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The Atheist Creed:

I, the atheist, believe:

1. That the universe miraculously popped into existence out of nothing uncaused by anything.
2. That life magically sprang forth from non-life when lightning hit some mud.
3. That minds and morals evolved from molecules through monkeys.
4. That there is no God, and I hate Him.

It's kind of the Nicene Creed of atheism, if you will. :-)

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