[SuicideFuel] Valentines Day
Let's face it. Valentine's Day is for winners. People who are REALLY loved. When you go back to your fucking cubicle tomorrow, that hole in the cubicle next to you. Yeah, you know her name, she doesn't know yours. That bitch. She has someone who really loves and cares for her. She's gonna get a single red rose, she's gonna get wined and dined to the tune of $200 from Brad. She's gonna get that kiss goodnight, and then some. And what are you gonna do? You're gonna go home, and look at that Beretta 9 mm you bought 2 months ago, with mismatched ammo, because you are so much of a fuckup you can't even get the details of suicide right. And then you'll and stare at it, as you browse incels.is, and watch 'the Bachelor' for no reason other than to feel more incredibly pained and lonely than how you already are.
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You're gonna go home, and look at that Beretta 9 mm you bought 2 months ago, with mismatched ammo, because you are so much of a fuckup you can't even get the details of suicide right.
I don't know how to respond.
watch 'the Bachelor' for no reason other than to feel more incredibly pained and lonely than how you already are.
So incels want to be miserable. Not that we didn't already know that, but it's nice to see one admit it.
As I said in the other thread, my wife & I don't even particularly care for Valentine's Day. It's basically just another commercialized holiday where you feel obligated to buy something for your SO. And don't bother going out to eat because the wait time at every restaurant are going to be long. We show each other our love all year long in little ways, so we don't need one special day each year to do that (even though I do tend to).
FFS, if I had to sit down and watch The Bachelor, I'd probably be suicidal, too. Go read a book or something. There's more to life than crappy TV shows.
Wish I stared at a decorated, engraved colt anaconda alas my husband won't buy me a gun as a gift on principle, so I'll have to buy it for myself :P
Yeah, I'm a gun nut married to a hippie and I'm the girl, ponder upon that, incelscum
Valentine's Day is for winners. People who are REALLY loved.
Actually not. Most people I know who do the whole Valentine's Day thingy certainly aren't winners and only pretend to really love and be loved.
Real winners who really love and are loved don't need Valentine's Day.
@checkmate
Eh. 30 years, three kids. We 'do' the Valentine thing, but not terribly flashy. Cards and candy.
I get far more mileage, and thrill, out of sending her flowers, at work, on days that aren't anniversaries or holidays. Drives the Big Valentine Celebraters crazy...
I got a single red rose today, from a colleague at least 15 years older than me. When I told my husband, he said "that's nice". He knows the colleague too, and have spent quite some time in the company sauna with him. The first thing that colleague said to me when we first met, was "I have seen your husband NAKED". My response was "Er, well, I have seen him naked too".
The reason my now-retired colleague gave me a rose was that I helped him with a transport of a pallet, to an exhibition in Barcelona, Spain, which is now safe and well at the destination.
I made dinner for my husband today, to the tune of much less than $200. He got me flowers and a bottle of sparkling rosé wine, also much less than $200.
Ya know, you can love other people than a significant other. What about a mother, a father, a sibling, a good friend, a colleague, an aunt or uncle, a cousin...?
(*Returning home from the restaurant I took the lady in my life to: followed by mindblowing sex at her place *)
...sorry, what was that little manbaby?!
Pffft. $200? What would you even buy with that much? I mean, I've heard of those super-fancy places and I'm sure they exist, but I don't know where they are and that's *really* not my scene.
No, this year is a $25 dinner for two and $25 for two movie tickets, delayed until Saturday because we're both busy. I'm paying, because I have more money right now. Yeah, some of those incels are going to headsplorch at the thought of a woman paying for a date with a man.
Um, huh?
I have no current girlfriend. The woman in the nearby cubicle knows my name just fine, thanks. And I had a nice walk in the woods, saw a number of interesting birds, and went home and watched Gotham. Didn't feel lonely, didn't stare at a gun, never even tempted.
In short, by your standards, I should be you, but I'm not. Because I'm not an asshole, like you are.
P.S., my wife would kill me if I spent $200 on dinner for the two of us. She actually asked me why I paid $5 for a Valentine's card, when a gift card to Starbucks would have been much better. I'll remember that next time.
Confused?
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