Right-wing Wingnut of the Year 2023 primary election blog

Edit: The top five were: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald Trump (1), and various commenters from gab with 4.40 points, and Bolsonaro supporters with 4.33 points, and Tyler Russell with 4.00 points.

Continuing the primary election after the choice of religious fundie, here’s the ballot for Wingnut of the Year:

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Andrew Stiles, Washington Free Beacon - https://fstdt.com/TV66C3_X4SJRB - Washington Free Beacon Alternative Style Guide for Reporting on Issues of Controversy (ASGRIC): the 2023 edition of the Wingnut Word Redefinition Project

Mike Stone - https://fstdt.com/FTQ6LTHQL8Z_ - Whining about how difficult it is growing up as a teenage boy in todays world

GodlyPatriot - https://fstdt.com/XG2QWMWZMDF9K - Crowing about former president Trump’s wisdom

Darth_Aurelius - https://fstdt.com/5SD5DSPJM3S_D - An incel that thinks Nazi Germany was awesome

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene - https://fstdt.com/8_4QS9NN9P8_K / https://fstdt.com/FSX8VGY_$Z66H - The congresscritter that gets heckled by the right for not being right enough and fact-checked by the SPLC at the same time.

Donald Trump (1) - https://fstdt.com/X7FCX6HGQNJGB / https://fstdt.com/H4XNRGRPX9NB3 - Confused about the number of World Wars and his opponent in 2016 and proclaiming his intention to be a dictator on his first day in office, all to the backdrop of a sustained incoherent meltdown about his trials

Tyler Russell - https://fstdt.com/K75ZV4WW7$4SH - Got the “At Least He’s Honest” award for wanting a Trump Reich

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child - https://fstdt.com/GWZWGG_JRRQDJ - Thinks that, if someone deserves to be killed, they must be a communist

various commenters from gab - https://fstdt.com/JRYD2.FPNLWV6 - Not being allowed to lynch people is, supposedly, oppression

Donald Trump (2) - https://fstdt.com/7YL3N.87S8R_J - ALL CAPS SCREED ABOUT THE BORDER

V Pas and Gary E Hoff - https://fstdt.com/P7MPDHLBXC$_D - Thinks low gas prices are a worthwhile trade for a dictatorship

transnazi - https://fstdt.com/DBMN95WY4XXN3 - Trans Nazi thinks Hitler was enby

Drew Dorans - https://fstdt.com/RCC46_BL_N32K - Calls OSHA and the USDA fascist

Louisiana State Senator Stewart Cathey Jr. (R-Monroe) and Peter Rykowski - https://fstdt.com/9MPSDZ3J5LQS7 - Introduced a resolution “affirming Louisiana’s right” to determine whether a federal act is constitutional, and to “nullify” it if they think it is

Luis Miguel - https://fstdt.com/T$HL.KH8N.WV3 - Declares secession to be constitutional, even though it’s not in there and “no government ever plants within itself the framework for its own demise”

Joe Wolverton, II, J.D. - https://fstdt.com/7K4.TF6J2Z42J - Fourteenth amendment conspiracy theory about it not being legitimately ratified

Georgian Southern Nationalist - https://fstdt.com/X9W6PH47233Y6 - Wants Georgia to secede from the Union again

Bolsonaro supporters - https://fstdt.com/.RWJ4XQDWSFRD - Mob attacks the capital of Brazil, making unfounded accusations of election fraud and spreading literal shit over the place

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Right-wing Wingnut of the year 2023 primary election

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Andrew Stiles, Washington Free Beacon
average score: 3.60 out of 5 votes
Mike Stone
average score: 3.43 out of 7 votes
GodlyPatriot
average score: 3.17 out of 6 votes
Darth_Aurelius
average score: 2.83 out of 6 votes
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene
average score: 4.40 out of 5 votes
Donald Trump (1)
average score: 4.40 out of 5 votes
Tyler Russell
average score: 4.00 out of 4 votes
Feynman and Coulter's Love Child
average score: 3.00 out of 5 votes
various commenters from gab
average score: 4.40 out of 5 votes
Donald Trump (2)
average score: 3.14 out of 7 votes
V Pas and Gary E Hoff
average score: 3.20 out of 5 votes
transnazi
average score: 2.80 out of 5 votes
Drew Dorans
average score: 3.75 out of 4 votes
Louisiana State Senator Stewart Cathey Jr. (R-Monroe) and Peter Rykowski
average score: 3.50 out of 4 votes
Luis Miguel
average score: 3.50 out of 4 votes
Joe Wolverton, II, J.D.
average score: 3.60 out of 5 votes
Georgian Southern Nationalist
average score: 3.75 out of 4 votes
Bolsonaro supporters
average score: 4.33 out of 6 votes

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