To realize how Amazing that Book is; compare what the scientists taught when that Amazing Book was written. They believed lightning bolts were missiles from the gods. The Vedas (Hindu sacred book) taught, to get rain, tie a frog with his mouth open to a tree and repeat some magic words - and presto - rain! The Egyptians believed stars were the souls of dead people who were now gods. The Greeks believed a god named Atlas held the earth on his shoulders. Some taught the earth sat on the backs of several large (very large!) elephants. And the elephants were resting on the back of a large (very, very large!) turtle! And the turtle? He was resting on a large (very, very, very large!) snake! And the snake? Well, you get the picture.
But, that Amazing Book, contains nothing so foolish!
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The Bible states God made man out of clay. The entire earth wa created in 7 days. Each is no more plausible that the other.
On another note, I realised how close some parts of the bible mirrored some Chinese stories of Creation. A Goddess created Men and Women (plural) on the seventh day. Till this day the people of Fujian celebrate the seventh day of the Chinese New Year as "The Birth Of Man".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nu_Wa
Vedas, Egyptians, Greeks, aso weren't scientists. They just had to explain everything they couldn't understand by the presence of a god. Just like you do.
Riiiight. It has:
-Talking snakes
-Magical resurrections
-A talking burning bush
-It tells you you can breed stripped goats by making goats look at a striated wall while copulating
-Stories of winged humaniods fighting monsters with flaming swords.
-A sea serpent so large it could devour whole ships in single gulp
-A woman gets turned to salt
-Bats are birds, whales are fish, pi=3, insects walk on four legs, and much much more.
Regarding scientists, you're making a strawman. Regarding the others, man, don't you believe that snakes speak?
I'll pretend that I don't already know what "amazing" book you're referring to and ask you: "What amazing book are you referring to?" If it's so fantabulously amazing then why not let us know what amazing and fantastic scientific facts it contains.
Oh, you were just making it all up? That's OK. We forgive you.
"The Vedas (Hindu sacred book) taught, to get rain, tie a frog with his mouth open to a tree and repeat some magic words - and presto - rain!"
That is, ofcourse nothing like, creating water by hitting a rock with a staff. That happened while they
took 40 years to travel 400 miles.
"Some taught the earth sat on the backs of several large (very large!) elephants. And the elephants were resting on the back of a large (very, very large!) turtle!"
Hahahaha!
What! "Small Gods" by Terry Pratchett is NOT a scientific book.
The Turtle Moves!
the amazing book is even worse - it's full of rape, incest and murder.
Yeah, I'd rather tie a frog to a tree ...
What "Amazing Book"are you talking about Terry? Sure ain't the Bible cause that's got talking snakes, burning-talking bushes, floods stolen from other myths, ladies turning into salt,bat-birds, 4-legged insects, and people made out of dirt.
Burning bushes, unicorns, Noah's Party Boat, sticks turning into snakes, bats=birds, pi=3, ...
Ok, folks, listen up. Uncle Torquemada is going to give you a lesson in historical hermeneutics. When it comes to interpreting historical documents, rule numero uno is: Don't try to read modern categories, concepts, or expectations into the document you are analyzing. Instead, try to understand what categories the original authors were working with.
The argument that the Bible describes insects as having four legs is a shoddy one, at best. "Insect" was not a category that the ancient Hebrew was familiar with. The authors of Leviticus did not use a classification system like we have today. Instead, they simply referred to "creeping things." "Insect" is an unfortunate modernization that came about when the Bible was translated into English.
Likewise, the reference to bats being "birds" is equally inappropriate. The Hebrews did not use a classification system like we have today, and did not have a specific, scientific category for "birds." They simply referred to "winged creatures" or "flying creatures."
I don't mind people knocking the Bible, but please make an effort to knock it accurately, folks. The old "bats are birds" and "insects have four legs" arguments are wearing thin and reflect a poor understanding of the original Old Testament documents.
Well, Gawd just happens to be made in the image of an ancient Israelite. Ah well. I know you guys are already aware that the Bible isn't a science book, but I think there are better ways to refute its claims than pointing to words like "insect" and "bird" that are not even used in the Biblical text.
Torquemada wrote:
"The argument that the Bible describes insects as having four legs is a shoddy one, at best. "Insect" was not a category that the ancient Hebrew was familiar with. The authors of Leviticus did not use a classification system like we have today. Instead, they simply referred to "creeping things." "Insect" is an unfortunate modernization that came about when the Bible was translated into English."
Bullpuckey.
Leviticus 11:20-23 explicitly includes locusts, katydids, crickets, and grasshoppers in the category of "winged creatures that have four legs."
And that "four legs" isn't just a metaphorical translation into English. The Hebrew word there is 'arba` , which literally means "four."
There is no if, and, but, or metaphor about it. The bible clearly, unequivocably states that at least 4 known species of what-we-classify-today-as-insects have FOUR LEGS.
Actually, asshat, Atlas was believed to hold up the SKY, not the earth! Stupid fundies can't even get their MYTHS right!
Oh yeah? Well, if Atlas was believed to hold up the sky instead of the Earth, then why is that Statue of Atlas in New York City holding up the Earth?
(Hah, let's see him get out of THIS foolproof argument!)
Torquemada:
The idea is to deal with the Bible on their terms -- i.e. ignorant literalism. A nonliteralist can reasonably look at the "molten sea" at the temple and say, well, okay, yeah, it says ten across and thirty around, but you know, the Hebrews weren't that good with math, so, you know, allow for a cubit or so of fudging either way, it's close enough to get the basic idea.
A literalist does not have that luxury; a reasonable response from a Catholic or a Methodist would be bordering on heresy for an IFBaptist.
I've never heard of this "Amazing Book"... are you perhaps refering to the a work of one of the early Egyptian mathmeticians? or one the greek philosophers?
But to your list, I'd like to also add all of Leviticus and Deuteronemy of the Christian Bible for utter *nonesense*! Ha ha ha, those silly
The Greeks believed a god named Atlas held the earth on his shoulders. Some taught the earth sat on the backs of several large (very large!) elephants. And the elephants were resting on the back of a large (very, very large!) turtle!
Isn't that from the Terry Pratchett "DiscWorld" series?
This "Amazing Book" of yours also contains the ludicrous, and dangerous, ideas that responsibility for one's actions can somehow be transferred to somebody else after the fact if only they'll agree to take it, and that as long as somebody receives sufficient punishment to match the crime, it doesn't actually matter whether it was him that did it - at the core of this supposedly enlightened doctrine still lies the barbaric notion of retributionary justice. For all its talk of forgiveness, it still holds that for every crime punishment must be meted out to somebody, apparently regardless of who.
Retributionary justice is neither morally justifiable nor effective at reducing crime, and in a causal universe you can't transfer responsibility to someone else, not even if they're perfectly happy for you to do so, any more than you can change any other aspect of the past.
Actually, in the book of Job, we find Jehovah (God/Jesus) bragging that only he knows "How far the foundations of the earth go." He also brags that only he knows where the four corners of the earth are.
The book of Job also says that clouds are th dust of Gods feet, and thunder is gods voice when he is angry; "He thunders mervelously"
To create the flood, Jesus had to open the "windows of Heaven" to let the rain down through the solid sky (firmament)
Honestly, I dont think you have even read the Bible.
But, that Amazing Book, contains nothing so foolish!
Really? If you believe that then you are either self-deluded or never read it.
"Some taught the earth sat on the backs of several large (very large!) elephants. And the elephants were resting on the back of a large (very, very large!) turtle!"
Oh, hey! A fundie Discworld fan! That's nice to see!
"And the turtle? He was resting on a large (very, very, very large!) snake!"
I don't remember that! Which novel has this guy gotten too?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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