(Submitter’s note: Eric was discussing his father’s accomplishments as POTUS)

… He’s literally saved Christianity. I mean, there’s a full-out war on faith in this country by the other side. I mean, the Democratic Party, the far left has become the party of the quote-unquote “atheist.” I mean, they want to attack Christianity, they want to close churches, they want to, you know, they’re totally fine keeping liquor stores open, but they want to close churches all over the country…

[mod comment: couldn’t verify the quote because it’s audio and I can’t be arsed to listen to a complete hour of mini-me Trump and end up vomiting all over my pants. Perhaps someone else can verify it.]