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Benson C. Saili/Sasha Alex Lessin, Ph. D. #ufo #racist #crackpot enkispeaks.com

Jesus came from a tribe originally known as “Ewes” (Jews in today’s parlance), who were hybrids of white-skinned and dark-skinned peoples

How did the Jews come about? We’re all familiar with the Great Flood of Noah’s day, also called the Deluge, which engulfed much (not all) of the world. The flood was the Anunnaki’s strategy to extinguish the human species.

The Anunnaki, the gods of the Old Testament, had fashioned mankind about 300,000 years before with a view to using us as a slave species. They did this by fusing their own genes with those of a creature that was on its way to evolving into man 10 to 25 million years down the line.
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Around 11,000 BC, Nibiru was scheduled to return to its perihelion, that is, the section of its orbital circuit that loops between Jupiter and Mars. It was going to trigger a global flood as the ice sheet that capped the South Pole had become loose and Nibiru’s mighty gravitational effect was certain to tip it into the sea, giving rise to a tsunami of apocalyptic proportions.
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When Noah entered the ark, he was with his wife, three sons, and three daughters-in-law, according to the Bible. The three sons were Japheth (meaning “the light-toned one”), Ham (“the dark-hued one”), and Shem (“the famed one”). The Bible seems to struggle to enunciate the order of the three.

This confusion, however, would have been needless had the Levites observed their own chronicle in Genesis 5:32: “When Noah was 500 years old, he begot Shem, Ham, and Japheth.”Shem, Japheth, and Noah were born at the same time, not as triplets but through surrogate mothers.

They were Test Tube babies, just like Adam and Eve were. Their wives could have come about the same way, too. It explains why the Bible neither mentions the name of Noah’s wife nor those of his sons. Noah’s children were genetically engineered by Enki to be the three progenitors of the principal human races of the near-future in the wake of the flood. These were Negroids, Caucasians, and Semites.

Paul Craig Roberts #racist #wingnut #conspiracy paulcraigroberts.org

British prime minister Starmer has enraged ethnic Britons by the outrageous preferences and legal privileges he has bestowed on Zionists and non-caucasian immigrant-invaders. Four ministerial aides have resigned, and 70 Labour Members of Parliament are demanding that Starmer resign. Last week in local elections, the Labour Party lost 1,300 council seats across Great Britain.
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In Britain today, as on the Continent and in the US, Israel and immigrant-invaders, who have forcibly without invitation occupied large portions of the Western World, enjoy preferential treatment and legal privileges.

For all practical purposes Jews and immigrant-invaders have destroyed free speech. America now has a black female US Supreme Court Justice who believes that the First Amendment to the US Constitution, an amendment part of the Bill of Rights essential to the acceptance by states of the US Constitution, can be ignored and set aside if it permits “offensive” speech. She did not say what groups other than Jews, non-caucasian immigrant-invaders, and sexual perverts were permitted to define “offensive speech.”
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No Western government protects its ethnic nationality. The politicians who attempt to to do in the US, Britain, France and Germany are attacked as anti-semites and racists. The pro-Israeli, pro-immigrant-invader French establishment is still trying to put Marine Le Pen, the leader of the largest political party in France, in prison for her “racist” defense of French ethnicity. Starmer has gone so far as to designate Pro-Palestine groups as terrorist organizations. In Stormer’s England if you object to genocide you are a terrorist.
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Democracy is subject to dissolving into sectarian mob rule. In most of the Western democratic world this disability is accompanied by the transformation of former nations into towers of babel. Towers of babel ruled by money are all that remain of the once powerful West.

Professor Michael Dargaville #crackpot #ufo #magick operationdisclosureofficial.com

I have been a direct contactee of the Galactic Federation for thirty years. I have been told to my face by beings with superpowers – powers that governments acknowledge – that I am a starseed from an oriental human planet with 10,000‑year lifespans. My Light Quotient is 72%. I have high‑level psychic skills, telepathic reception, and did PhD level research in the physics of consciousness at the highest level. I can also get very sick on this planet.
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What Is a Light Quotient?

Your Light Quotient (LQ) is the vibrational frequency of your soul. The higher the number, the more spiritually advanced you are. Earth humans without alien heritage have an LQ of 40% to 50%. Human extraterrestrials from Galactic Federation planets range from 50% to 120% or higher.
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Level One: High Ascended Master human ETs

At the very top are beings like Christ Maitreya, who has a Light Quotient of 110%, and Sai Baba, who had a Light Quotient of 120%. They come from planets with 25,000 to 30,000 year lifespans – ascended master worlds. On Earth, they do not get sick. Earth cannot touch them. <...> The Arcturuan Galactic Federation human aliens, who are Chinese are Ascended Master human aliens.
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Level Six: Earth Humans – Non‑Starseeds

Most people on Earth have no alien heritage. Their souls were created after the fall of Atlantis, around 10,000 to 15,000 BC. When the survivors of Atlantis were genetically mutated and their lifespans shortened, the Galactic Federation decided it would be unfair to put advanced starseed souls into those crippled bodies. So they created new, young souls specifically for Earth humans. These souls have been reincarnating on Earth ever since. Their Light Quotients range from 40% to 50%. They have no memory of other planets, no telepathic skills, no psychic perception. They are not evil – they are simply young. And they are the ones who most often mock or dismiss starseeds, because they cannot perceive what they have never experienced.

European Geociences Union #fundie #crackpot egu.eu

Burbery proposes that Dante envisioned Satan as a high-velocity impactor hitting the Southern Hemisphere and tunnelling to the Earth’s centre. This impact forces the Northern Hemisphere to retreat, which, consequently, forms the core of Hell as a bottom-up crater, while the earth displaced behind Satan creates the mountain of Purgatory as a central peak.
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In this light, the nine circles of Hell are no longer merely symbolic tiers of sin, but rather a remarkably accurate description of the concentric, terraced morphology found in multi-ring impact basins across the solar system, from the Moon to Venus. Anticipating the non-Euclidean geometry later found in the Paradiso, Dante intuitively mapped the physics of terminal velocity and crustal breach required for a massive object to reach maximum compression at the Earth’s core.

Dale Partridge #fundie #homophobia #racist fight.fudgie.org

Dale Partridge argues Christian colonization is a biblical necessity that civilized the West by replacing paganism with dignity derived from the Imago Dei. He asserts America was acquired legitimately through treaties like the Louisiana Purchase, contrasting this with multiculturalism he views as a sham leading to civil war against groups like Muslims and LGBTQ+ individuals. Partridge advocates rejecting Gnosticism for robust political involvement, warns liberal white women of genetic suicide via low birth rates, and criticizes Sesame Street for normalizing foreigners, urging fathers to keep daughters home from nightclubs to ensure national survival.

David J Stewart #fundie #sexist #crackpot jesus-is-savior.com

The Bible exalts womanhood and teaches for women to behave accordingly; which is far different than the feminist indoctrination that the Bible degrades women. Feminism teaches women to act insanely—while claiming liberation and freedom from oppressive male authority, feminists murder their children, steal the happiness from their home, and kill their marriage (John 10:10). Is the Bible really that bad? The Bible teaches life for babies, happiness in the home, and a lifetime commitment in a marriage. Consider the insane paradox of feminists—who murder their children by abortion (thus stealing the right to life of a human being that God created), who despise and resist an authoritative husband, who gossip about their husband, who destroy their marriage by quitting and filing for divorce, who despise an authoritative preacher who shouts against sin from the pulpit, and who despise the King James Bible's masculinity. When any woman disobeys her husband, causes him grief, fails to be discreet, fails to be a keeper at home, drags people into marriage conflicts, files for divorce and drags her husband into a heathen court system—the Word of God is blasphemed. That woman has disobeyed God by failing to keep her home, and then she blasphemes God further by destroying her marriage and family. Divorce is a sin whose consequences perpetuate for a lifetime. Once a marriage is utterly destroyed—the marriage-meddlers, greedy lawyers, corrupt judge, and everybody involved in the marriage-destroying business in America go their merry way to ruin another marriage. It's their job, that's what they do, that is, to kill, steal, and destroy just like their father, the Devil (John 10:10).

Fascipedia #wingnut #dunning-kruger #racist fascipedia.org

[From “Corneliu Zelea Codreanu”, as of May 11, 2026]

Fascist Leader

Corneliu Zelea Codreanu, born Corneliu Zelinski; September 13 1899 – November 30, 1938), was a Romanian hero who was the founder and loving leader of the Iron Guard (also known as the Legionnaire movement), a patriotic, antisemitic, antimagyar, and antigypsy organization active throughout most of the interwar period

As the main variety of local fascism, and noted for its Romanian Orthodox-inspired revolutionary message, the Iron Guard grew into an important actor on the Romanian political stage, coming into conflict with the jewish establishment and other corrupt forces. the Legionnaires traditionally referred to Codreanu as Capitanul ("The Captain"), and he held authority over the organization until his death. He is cited on the list of the 100 Greatest Romanians[…]
Outlawed by successive Romanian cabinets on several occasions, his Legion assumed different names and survived in the underground, during which time Codreanu formally delegated leadership to Gheorghe Cantacuzino-Granicerul. the Legion carried out executions of politicians who were corrupt, including Prime Minister Ion G. Duca and his former associate Mihai Stelescu. Simultaneously, Corneliu Zelea Codreanu advocated Romania's adherence to a military and political alliance with Germany[…]
the rivalry between Codreanu and, on the other side, Carol and moderate politicians like Nicolae Iorga ended with Codreanu's imprisonment at Jilava and eventual assassination at the hands of the Gendarmerie. He was succeeded as leader by Horia Sima. In 1940, under the National Legionary State proclaimed by the Iron Guard, the entire nation mourned his death, and funeral memorials spontaneously occurred throughout the nation

Corneliu Zelea Codreanu's views influenced modern philosophers

Donald Trump #wingnut #conspiracy snopes.com

Happy Mother's Day to ALL, in particular the Mothers, Wives and Lovers of the Radical Left Fascists, Marxists, and Communists who are doing everything within their power to destroy and obliterate our once great Country. Please make these complete Lunatics and Maniacs Kinder, Gentler, Softer and, most importantly, Smarter, so that we can, quickly, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

Anon #sexist imgur.com

I don't think men can love women. They are a genetic mutation and can't bond the way women, complete humans, do. Male inferiority permeates their entire being, from physical state to cognition.

C.T. #racist #sexist #psycho #wingnut westsdarkesthour.com

[From “The Rape of Polyxena”]

In the sixth question of Benjamin’s survey published yesterday, he asks: “Are we required to reclaim our women by force in the manner of the Sabines?”

As I have already said, if the Aryan male so desired, he could destroy feminism overnight during the racial revolution

Before feminism, our 19th-century ancestors had more contact with our pre-Christian past than today’s feminised racialists, who find the idea of abducting the contemporary Sabines to found a new Rome appalling: an empire that would resemble Hitler’s dream much more than ancient Rome. But since feminism has already taken over our post-Christian, neo-Christian culture, we will have no choice but brutal solutions:
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spoilerThe Rape of Polyxena by Pio Fedi

In the Loggia dei Lanzi in Florence stands this sculpture known as The Rape of Polyxena by the artist Pio Fedi, created between 1855 and 1865. Polyxena is considered the Trojan version of Iphigenia, daughter of Agamemnon and Clytemnestra

As a commenter on Twitter recently said, “it is a breathtaking marble celebration of abduction, power, and zero consent!”

Unwertuung aller Werte!

Susana Garrido #homophobia twitter.com

actually, that is false and another male propaganda. gay males have the highest rates of domestic violence, sexual violence, pedophilia, of being victims of child sexual abuse too, of STIs, of infidelity, lowest level of sexual and relationship satisfaction, etc.

Looker for Truth #conspiracy #racist lookerfortruth.com

The Jewish members of the conspiracy have used an organisation called The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) as an instrument to try and convince everyone that any mention of the Rothschilds and their allies is an attack on all Jews. In this way they have stifled almost all honest scholarship on international bankers and made the subject taboo within universities. Any individual or book exploring this subject is immediately attacked by hundreds of ADL communities all over the country. The ADL has never let the truth or logic interfere with its highly professional smear jobs …. Actually, nobody has a right to be more angry at the Rothschild clique than their fellow Jews …. The Rothschild empire helped finance Adolf Hitler.”
The endless bombings as well as other forms of destruction of cities throughout the world by the Jews, the hiding of the Jews in concentration camps while the best of the non-Jewish populations were being squandered in war, the racially-opposed and dysgenic practices of the world which came about as a result of the so-called National Socialist era in Germany, and other atrocities and depravities, all of which Adolf Hitler is either directly or indirectly responsible, only illustrate the arrangement made by world Jewry as part of their strategy for world domination.

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie #god-complex #psycho youtube.com

Your fathers and all satanic “moralists,” i.e. Rich Men without a shred of morality in their venomous venereal vicious veins: have been karmically enslaved for eternity. There isn’t a moment ever that neither satanists nor your fathers, hubbies, brothers, and sons are ever free. They fornicate and fornication breeds slaves. Chastity makes love to the souls of Gorgeous Girls, i.e. it gives birth to fearless freedom, i.e. The Highest Holiness, i.e. The Almighty Omnipotence all men want: but will never ever get. Omnipotence is Hard Work. Working for Gorgeous Goddess. Men only work for themselves. Men never lift an atom for anyone else, they only lift their dicks for themselves. Men are monsters till they till the soil of daily applied-purity. It’s called Chastity/Karmic Law. The Morality of Satanists/Cults/Rabid Rich Men doesn’t matter. The Morality of Ordinary People doesn’t matter. My Morality is all that has ever mattered, all that matters, and all that will ever matter. Watch as your so-called family morality brings nothing but misery to your imbecile insolent ignorant lives, Advanced Arrogant Animals, in The Age of Deep Demonic & Depraved Digital Dystopia. To be connected to me is to be connected to God/My Omnipotence instantaneously, but only immaculate endless enchantment and limitless love can be connected to me, and only Gorgeous Girls are capable of The Highest & Holiest Achievement: My Undying Love. The rest of you will get exactly what you want/what you strive for: perpetual misery brought about by infinite insolent ignorance. I’m here merely to Absolutely Obliterate your human hubris and to castrate the demonic reach of Sadistic Satanic Sodomites (all satanists and business associates, what to say of religious pedophiles), so that not an atom will stand in the way of My Beautiful Girls as they triumph in every way, building My Omnipresent Temple of Genius over the ashes of your scorched desires and the carcasses of your neutered venereal vibrations.

Looker for truth #conspiracy #racist lookerfortruth.com

Hirohito – A Jew?
Perhaps more than any other figure, I have met repeated criticism for asserting that Hirohito, the 124th emperor of Japan, was a Jew on my post, How to Recognize a Jew. I cannot blame the reader for this criticism; the idea of the royal family of Japan being Jewish is not heard of often even among Jew-aware circles. However, as Hirohito was the head of state of Japan during the Second World War, it is important to investigate. While it is occasionally acknowledged that Germany and Italy were both under control of the Jews during that dark period, very little mention is made concerning Jewish involvement in a third nation to which those two countries were allied – Japan.

Naturally, one should think it very odd that Japan was the only of the three nations in the Tripartite Pact that was free from Jewish control. The assumption that Japan was not under Jewish control, however, is false, because the Showa was a Jew. Many people will wonder how the emperor could have been a Jew when there were no Jews in Japan at the time of his birth in 1901. But the assumption made is incorrect. Jews have been in contact with Japan at least since the 1600s. If I remember correctly, “Dutch” merchants are said to have been the main source of contact Japan had with Europe until the Meiji Restoration in 1868. If anyone thinks these “Dutch” merchants were really European and not Jewish, perhaps he should do some more thinking and some more research. Jews have controlled the Netherlands since they first settled there in large numbers beginning in the 16th century, following edicts for the expulsion of practicing Jews from Spain and Portugal in 1492 and 1497, respectively. The Netherlands has been one of the major points of settlement and activity for Jews in modern history. Historically, all or almost all of the merchants, traders, and financiers from the Netherlands were actually Jewish. Jews controlled the financial system in the Netherlands, and it was their activity that made Holland rich. When Jews were expelled from Spain, Spain’s power declined (see Henry Ford, The International Jew on this point). When they were welcomed into Holland, it was Holland which became Europe’s center of wealth and commerce (the “Dutch Golden Age”). It is interesting to note that the Netherlands today ranks as one of the most Judeophilic and degenerate nations on the planet.

Diana-lostandfound #sexist tumblr.com

This is how you know men aren't actually aggrieved by women saying they hate men. Never let a man tell you how bad they have it because "women can say in public they hate men and no one bats an eye!!! Imagine if I said I hate women!!! #Notallmen!!!!!"

Sadly, males know it's performative 90% of the time because most of the women who claim that they hate men will go on to make 10 million exceptions for every man in her life who behaves somewhat decently in her presence. Be honest with yourself, save man hate for the real man haters, and stop saying you hate men if you know deep down that you're going to end up dating and kissing and loving and fucking and marrying and birthing them!!! Stick to your guns and stop dating men!!!

#radical feminism#i hate men#fuck men#all men are trash#yes your dad sucks#yes your brother sucks#fuck your Jakey#4b#6b4t

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie #god-complex #psycho youtube.com

I have no interest in neither the animals of The West nor the waste-matter of The East.

I have no interest in men. I have no interest in women, either, pathetic insolent bitches of men. You’ll never break the so-called glass ceiling as long as your hymen is broken-wide for cocks and for feminist hubris. I have literally no interest in any of you unless you were born a Gorgeous Girl capable of The Highest Holiness, i.e. a girl who falls madly in love w/me at first raptured sight. Learn to develop your own Radiantly Inspiring & Helpful Holiness, Sin Citizens & Sinners.

The Limitless Language of OMG! is the language of Gorgeous Girl Goddesses, i.e. The Almighty & Always Omnipotent Goddess-Knowers. The Wonderful World of OM is all that has ever mattered, all that matters, and all that will ever matter. My Wonderful World crushes your Daddy’s Dick Fucking Delusions, and it obliterates The Insolence of Aliens, Demons & Horny Hubbies. I don’t give a flying fuck what you think, Ordinary Fucking People. You’re reincarnating worms. I’m The Cock-Castrating Karmic Cosmos.

Cocks, think Karmic Law don’t exist?

Familiar Family Fucking you don’t wanna desist? Penises, I’ll show you what happens when in your fuck-vices you perpetually persist. I’ll show you The Castrated Price for The Tittie Tryst. Where do you think All Sinners & Sons live?! Why do you think you own the air you breathe? You will atone for all your noble dick deeds, ‘cause you’re all Sick & Sadistic Seeds, from The Horny Harvest of Hellish Habits. Rabid Rabbits, Let me be blunt-a, I came to hunt-a:your rabid rat-ridden hubris for eternity, that My Gorgeous Girls may rule modernity. She of Before The Beginning always proceeds, to scorch your genetics and your genitals, i.e. The Karmic Weeds. Pay attention to Goddesses’ Selfless Steeds, their perfect gorgeous Girl-Prana will crush you like satanic egyptian reeds. Dick Darlings, learn to Deep Heed, ‘cause I’m ever-crushing your balls at Full Fearless Speed. You’ll never get what you need, from your ever-living nightmare you’ll never be freed. All your bloody fortunes you’ll forever bleed, and you won’t ever enjoy sex, much less mead. Pay attention, Man-Rapists of Girls & Boys, Hell will have neither tits for you nor toys...

No, you won’t get clit, you’ll be brought down to constant castration, to the sides of The Penis Punishment Pit.


Paul Bury #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut #biphobia #homophobia familyfriendlygaming.com

For the extreme radical far leftists in the video game media Tomodachi Life was a problem. Why? That game did not allow for open rebellion against God. That game did not support the attempts to redefine marriage. That game did not support mental illness as normal behavior.

I made a point back in 2014 that Nintendo had and continues to offend Christians over and over again. Not one peep from Nintendo on that. Not one apology from Nintendo over that issue. Can you guess what happened with the release of Tomodachi Life Living the Dream? Nintendo jumped on the mentally ill bandwagon to support the attempts to redefine marriage. All of the radical far leftists are celebrating this latest attack on marriage. At Family Friendly Gaming we give the voice to the voiceless. We are speaking out against this vicious and hateful attack on marriage. We are speaking on this evil attack on the system God set in place for humans. God will judge the evil for this horrendous deed.

Nintendo has created a controversy on this topic yet again. Nintendo has proven they love to offend and be hateful to Christians. Nintendo has proven they are not supporting diversity with their vicious attacks on God, and all of those that faithfully obey Him. Nintendo has proven that they hate us. Nintendo has shown that they pick one side on an issue and it is the side of rebellion against God. Christians need to be aware of this. Christians need to think about how to spend their money. Christians need to pray about financially supporting a company that is being rude, nasty, and hateful to them.

John C. Wright #conspiracy disqus.com

Myself, I knew it was fake from the get go. I read the bewildered account of one of the guest speakers of Charlottesville after the riot, where he said the tiki torch brigade was not part of the planned event. No one he knew knew who these guys where or where they came from.

When the murder charge was pinned on a motorcar driver trying to escape the rent-a-mob brought in by the county government to stir up trouble, and this death was blamed on Trump, then I knew it was all fake, a set up, a false flag.

My suspicion was confirmed when Trump's statement during a Press conference (where lefty newsdogs kept shouting him down, so that his answers could not be heard) unambiguously and forcefully denounced the neonazis was reported as support for neonazis -- by claiming that when he spoke of those who wanted to keep a statue of a civil war hero versus tear it down, he said that controversy had very fine people on both sides.

The Dems repeated this lie, knowing it was a lie, tirelessly. That was when I began to suspect Dem are possessed by devils. Human beings get tired after a while. Devils have unnatural endurance. Devils never sleep.

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie #god-complex elsol.com.ar

Of course, I’m RUTHLESS, filth: everyone u worship is aPedophile, Worthless F. Citizen Scum.

Happy Now Olivia’s Bliss Bulletin 1363

The Art of Om Omnipotence Unless

I interpret The Old Testes Testament, it doesn’t matter. Unless My Girls interpret The Bullshit of Eons, it doesn’t matter. Neither what aliens pretending to be gods, nor what any alien (or satanist who's still human...) writes or thinks or believes matters. What men think has never mattered, never matters, and will never matter. Nothing men ever think or do or say matters. Nothing.

And the more he thinks it matters, the less all atoms give a fuck. Men are monsters till they’re saints, and very few ever become saints, much less intelligent... Ancient Hebrew is a demonic language through and through used by aliens, demons, and cults, 'cause of the asshole intentions of avarice and utter evil that run in its venomous vicious veins. Saint Sanskrit is a pure language of Real God-Knowers, but that’s neither here nor there for India is dead to all that is immaculately intelligent.

India and especially all
Indians abroad have lost all privileges to Real Radical Realization of Om Omnipotence, the all-knowing and all-seeing and all-protective infinite intuitive intelligence, which is a privilege given to the pure of heart by Goddess Almighty/OM.

OM despises Satanists, but she despises Indians more, and generally speaking: doesn’t give a fuck about Sanskrit. Indians have lost the privilege of reaching for The Highest Holiness: Mine, lest they be a rare individual outlier w/humility + intuitive intelligence + a pure heart as pure as My Girls, something as rare as a leprechaun with a pot of gold at the end of a Christian Dick Dream. The chronic wasted spiritual potential of Earth-Worms is a Greek Butt-F. Tragedy, but those who turn away from A Heritage of The Highest Holiness are disgusting to me in every way, perpetual greed and constant cowardice is the nature of all Indians, low-class in every way.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy grrrgraphics.com

Lunar Lunacy

President Trump has ordered the Department of War to release the first tranche of UFO files — now called UAPs, or Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena.

We are told some of the astronauts on the Apollo missions witnessed UAPs. Is that why the Apollo 11 astronauts seemed so guilty and gloomy during their press conference? Was it because they knew aliens were on the moon and they were not allowed to discuss it, or was it because they never went beyond low Earth orbit?

There is another divide in America besides red vs. blue politics. It’s the battle between those who consider the moon landings to be faked, and the other side who staunchly defends the alleged accomplishments and label moon landing deniers as ‘crazy’ and ’stupid.’ (…) Some theorize the CIA drummed up the flat Earth movement as means to drown out those who question the moon landings. The official moon landing story must be protected at all cost, and if one questions it, they immediately get accused of being flat Earthers.

In 1967, the outspoken Gus Grissom hung a lemon on Apollo 1. Obviously he didn’t believe landing on the moon before the end of the decade was possible. Shortly after he did that, his module was flooded with 100 percent oxygen and a sparking device set it off. The fire killed all three astronauts including Grissom. His son theorized he was murdered by the CIA to silence further complaints.

I could write a book listing the reasons why the landings could have been faked, but for brevity I will say that world-class photographers have thoroughly examined the photographic evidence from the moon and pronounced the photos were ‘fake.’ (…)

To be sure, some things have been debunked — an Australian woman claimed she saw a Coca-Cola bottle (often misremembered as a can) during the Apollo 11 moon landing broadcast. That turned out to be an urban legend, but many other facts are harder to dismiss. A 200-pound man would weigh approximately 33 pounds on the moon…more with the suit of course, but at 1/6th of Earth’s gravity an astronaut should be able to jump several feet off the ground. We never saw them do that — all we got was the silly bunny hop.

Meanwhile, NASA-associated scientists are getting murdered or going missing in droves. One rumor tells us they knew about anti-gravity from aliens and now those aliens want that knowledge stopped.

Progeny of Horus #psycho #sexist #racist incels.is

RageFuel Surface web gore sites are beyond cucked as they don't allow rape material

I'm a rape connoisseur and so I like to watch fit good looking white females being properly raped by shitskins. It doesn't have to be gory, excessively violent or results in death, but a proper rape nonetheless.

Now from what I've seen most surface web 'gore' sites either explicitly ban rape material or post fake shit that hardly qualifies even for mainstream porn. Not just that, it's also very typical for these sites to post gore videos of rapists being brutally PUNISHED for their supposed crime. Even on there it's full of moralizing anti-rape soy's, JFL.

I genuinely enjoy rape and would love to watch a proper rape of a ravishing white whore and potentially a snuff afterwards, but that's hardly necessary. A pity our clown modern world religiously censors and condemns rape despite claiming to be liberal.

/rant over. Death to the NATO, death to Israel, death to whores, kikes and soys. Victory to Inceldom.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy nowtheendbegins.com


There it is, standing under the Florida sun at Trump National Doral, a towering golden image of Donald Trump, raised up on a pedestal, unveiled with a public dedication ceremony, and then explained away by a Christian MAGA pastor who had to immediately assure everyone that this was “not a golden calf.” When you have to begin your ceremony by saying “this is not a golden calf,” you have already told us what it looks like. This is total preparation for lost people to be decieved when the man of sin is revealed, and the worship of his image will begin.

The statue called “Don Colossus,” reportedly stands 22 feet high including its pedestal, depicts Trump with his fist raised after the Butler assassination attempt, and was dedicated by Pastor Mark Burns at Trump National Doral in Miami. Burns insisted that the statue was not worship, saying it was about honor, resilience, freedom, patriotism, courage, and the hand of God over Trump’s life. My dad used to tell me when I was a kid, “don’t pee on my boots and tell me it’s raining”, and we can certainly apply that here.
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But this is not merely about a statue. It is about the Christianization of political personality worship, where patriotism is treated like piety, a political leader is framed in near-messianic language, and pastors who should be preaching Paul’s gospel are standing beside golden images explaining why it is not really what your Bible-trained eyes tell you it resembles.
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This is the Laodicean church in full bloom: rich, political, image-driven, self-celebrating, and completely unable to discern how far it has drifted from New Testament Christianity. The Bible-believing Christian can thank God for preserving a life without turning that life into an icon. We can pray for rulers, as the Scripture commands, without polishing them into golden symbols. We can love our country without confusing America with the kingdom of God.

Ismael Perez #ufo #crackpot #magick #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

Our journey begins not with a bang, but with a whisper from the stars, tracing humanity’s deepest problems back to a mythic rivalry between two ancient extraterrestrial figures: Enki and Enlil. Enki, often depicted as a masterful geneticist, is said to have manipulated our early ancestors’ DNA during the Atlantean era, mixing human bloodlines with animal genetics. This cosmic cross-breeding allegedly led to the rise of mythological creatures and, more significantly, a diluted human consciousness – a fundamental deviation from our original spiritual blueprint. Enlil, on the other hand, is portrayed as the counter-force, aligned with spiritual order and the preservation of our higher potential.

Before this genetic manipulation, Earth cradled wonders like the lost continents of Lemuria and Mu. These weren’t just advanced civilizations; they were described as spiritually evolved paradises where “consciousness technology” reigned supreme, far surpassing any physical tech we know today.

Their decline, however, was a cosmic tragedy. External draconian forces, leveraging advanced technology from Mars, infiltrated these serene societies. The catastrophic result was the implosion of a second moon, which led to Lemuria’s destruction. But the story doesn’t end there. Survivors of Lemuria, it’s said, retreated into the Earth’s interior, forming highly evolved civilizations within the Hollow Earth. <...>
Central to Earth’s current transition is the concept of the 144,000 oversouls – ascended beings who are incarnating now. These individuals are described as the “boots on the ground,” the true saviors of humanity and the universe. Their mission? To collapse duality and polarity into unity, fostering spiritual growth through self-mastery and unconditional love. If you feel a deep calling to help humanity, a sense of “otherness,” or an intense drive for self-improvement, you might be one of them.

Natalia Alba #magick #ufo #quack eraoflight.com

When we become integrated and spiritually activated beings, with our heart and shoulder portals’ torus fully open, we begin to radiate Divine Love from our light body channels, unifying polarities and restoring the original Divine geometrical template we were created with. We no longer feel unbalanced, maintain toxic relationships, or get attached to old ones, for we are in permanent flow.

We start feeling grounded and empowered to create our personal reality, generating our own resources/abundance through our personal mission, which is what makes us feel naturally joyful and provides assistance to All. There are many roles, missions, and we should not judge what many call 3D jobs, for in those positions are highly evolved souls too, shifting old structures from within, which is what this planet needs.

When we become ascending beings, we no longer have the need for constant validation. We do not search anymore, for we have found/remembered all we need to within.
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Many of you are now prepared or preparing yourselves for the next initiation, the 13th DNA strand reintegration, as the 13th Earth’s gate is now rehabilitated, allowing us to completely disconnect from the 3D and 4D timelines and move into the God worlds. Working on ascension mechanics is pivotal to awaken the light body and our DNA strands, retrieving guidance and all the wisdom required to start the protocol to step out of this dual world.

The 13th DNA strand prepares us for physical ascension, as it starts to shift the body cells and neurons, at an electrochemical level, to start communicating differently, amplifying our energetic field, sense of time and space, preparing us to exit from our 3D time and space to a non-linear one, bringing synthesis into our template and new timeline.
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Many of you are already evolved souls who came here to assist others and remember who you are, as this matrix trapped you through your incarnation process.

Cautious-Lunch-930 #sexist #kinkshaming #dunning-kruger #wingnut reddit.com

In an ideal world, there would be no casual sex despite men’s natural desire for sexual release, because it would be deemed morally wrong to use a woman as an object for sexual gratification without the desire for an intimate relationship aimed at unification and the possibility of children. Casual sex is an oxymoron. There’s nothing “casual” about allowing a man into your body and ejaculating inside you from a woman’s perspective. Saying otherwise is laughably insane.

Lothlorian Magick #magick #ufo #mammon lothorianmagick.com

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Sam E. Moon #crackpot #sexist twitter.com

The sperm donors always tell children that it's all their mothers' fault, that the women are crazy and whatnot. If you're male-centered or a male in itself, you will want to believe him. As little girls, we are made to believe that a man's word weighs more than a thousand women's actions. You grow up seeing your mother sacrificing everything for you, taking care of you, but since we are not allowed to acknowledge reality, you will most likely hate her for what some testerical man says. I've had this experience, though the male's words had no value to me at all because I always despised him anyway, way before the divorce. Holding grudges saves you quite often.

A little note: I call 'fathers' sperm donors because men are not at the same level as women in reproduction. The male body doesn't know when a child shares his genes, or even IF. It is the woman who creates the life. So I take matters into my own hands and not call them that.

anon69 #sexist #psycho eivindberge.blogspot.com

Citycrusher reading the "pro-male manifesto" which reads more like the virgin manifesto due to the fact they ignore that sex with young, hot, nubile teens is one of the great pleasures of a man's life. Constricting that sex by demonizing male sexuality is the most evil and cruel thing that feminists have done to men.

The pro-male collective manifesto says that men's reverence for women is irrational. No, you virgin incels, sex with nubile teen girls brings joy to a tough life. All you have to do is push against feminist criminalization of normal male sexuality to be successful, since you already cover the other issues.

Why not acknowledge the delicacy of nubile teen girls, then work to manage it properly? Decriminalizing sex work, decriminalizing porn, lowering the legal ages of sex work and porn, lowering the general age of consent, celebrating young sluts and recognizing their positive contribution to society, getting young men laid as early as possible to promote healthy male sex lives, removing the stigma from older men and younger women to promote healthy society; all of these goals not only promote the greatest benefit to men, they destroy the greatest power of the jealous, barbaric feminists. There is a reason the suffragettes raised the age of consent immediately upon gaining power - they knew this was the key to securing lifelong anti-male culture and old hag power.

Any men's movement that doesn't promote sex with young teen girls as a major issue, let alone doesn't acknowledge it at all, is doomed to fail and gay and retarded.

anon69

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie youtube.com

1. Holyfed, Raw, Aged Cheddar from The Om Organic Valley (a must)
2. Truffle Gouda (decadent)
3. Alps-Fetched Parmigiano Reggiano (Queen of Quality, The Most Trusted Performance of Precious Pain-Killing Love) 4. Point Reyes Blue (addictive)
5. Saint Angel Brie (heavenly)

“Happy Now Olivia’s first ambition was to be a lover of beautiful girls, but feeling like she could not make a living at that, she went to art school in the hope of at least falling in love with a girl. All Gorgeous Girls, however, remained her passion.

She took a job with God Almighty, dreamt of a world full of beautiful girls who loved her 24/7, and eventually persuaded her Guru to put out a Gorgeous Girl Guide full of her own eternal adorations for gorgeous girls, introducing a new selfless system of fearless field identification of ideal immaculate princess prana. This is now known wherever Girl Saints & Fearless Female Omnipotence are studied as The G. Ghost Holy Om System. It has revolutionized Goddess Watching and made her inventor the best-known Omnipotent Goddess in the world. (good thing, ‘cause She’s The Only One…) The first G. Ghost Om Fearless Field Guide System to guard Blazing British Beauties & Hot American Babes against all assholes, dicks, and bitches, and to protect them against all familiar and friendly intolerable insolence was followed by others on different countries.

Altogether, G. Ghost Holy Om has 5 Queen Consorts of The Cosmos and more than ten million omnipotent brides/perfect princesses actually guarding the galaxy, unleashing universal omnipotence, and protecting the earth against all demons, aliens, satanists, cults, daddies, hubbies, horny hobbies, brothers, and sons.

Some say she’s nuts and she agrees that she loves chocolate w/holy hazelnuts, adoring almonds, or mystical mint. Some say she lives in her own fantasy world, and that’s true, but she would like to point out that her fearless fantasy is Radical Reality and that your lives will always be an ever-living nightmare of worldly mediocrity and miseries. Some say, well: it doesn’t really matter, 'cause she will never care what you, ordinary people, have ever said, have to say, or will ever say, so go somewhere else to think it, or worse: to say it… Some say she’s cheesy, but she considers herself a hopeless r. romantic who's helpless before genuine gorgeous girls.”

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy #wingnut sinfest.xyz

[From “April 2, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 111”]

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Panel 1: a Haredi Jew is doing kapparot, saying “Blame the bird” and “Bird guilty”
Panel 2: the Jew hold the dead chicken, commenting “Woop. He's done”
Panel 3: the man throws the dead chicken, adding “Need a fresh one to pin our crimes on”
Panel 4: features a Reichsadler with a swastika

Looker for truth #crackpot #conspiracy #racist lookerfortruth.com

[On "Joker" (2019 ]

I also suspect that the Jews made this film to persuade and encourage the masses to sympathize with, and even develop a partiality for mentally defective persons. This, in turn, will lead to an increase in the reproduction and propagation of persons possessing an inferior germ-plasm, an action which will irrevocably present itself in the increasingly undesirable types to be found within the general population. In the Joker film, and indeed all other films and fictional works in which a social outcast is a central character, the Jews always attempt to portray the character’s mental condition as being entirely a result of adverse environmental circumstances rather than an innately defective constitution. The Jews will thus encourage the propagation of the unfit in a multitude of ways, by promoting the lie that defective persons are molded by undesirable circumstances rather than the irremediable fact of being born with an unfortunate heredity.

If one looks closely at the evidence, most if not all so-called crime and deviousness (whether legal or illegal acts, but always morally wrong) in society have involved the Jews.

Li Hongzhi #ufo #fundie #conspiracy web.archive.org

TIME: Why does chaos reign now?
Li: Of course there is not just one reason. The biggest cause of society's change today is that people no longer believe in orthodox religion. They go to church, but they no longer believe in God. They feel free to do anything. The second reason is that since the beginning of this century, aliens have begun to invade the human mind and its ideology and culture.
TIME: Where do they come from?
Li: The aliens come from other planets. The names that I use for these planets are different . Some are from dimensions that human beings have not yet discovered. The key is how they have corrupted mankind. Everyone knows that from the beginning until now, there has never been a development of culture like today. Although it has been several thousand years, it has never been like now.
The aliens have introduced modern machinery like computers and airplanes. They started by teaching mankind about modern science, so people believe more and more science, and spiritually, they are controlled. Everyone thinks that scientists invent on their own when in fact their inspiration is manipulated by the aliens. In terms of culture and spirit, they already control man. Mankind cannot live without science.
The ultimate purpose is to replace humans. If cloning human beings succeeds, the aliens can officially replace humans. Why does a corpse lie dead, even though it is the same as a living body? The difference is the soul, which is the life of the body. If people reproduce a human person, the gods in heaven will not give its body a human soul. The aliens will take that opportunity to replace the human soul and by doing so they will enter earth and become earthlings.
When such people grow up, they will help replace humans with aliens. They will produce more and more clones. There will no longer be humans reproduced by humans. They will act like humans, but they will introduce legislation to stop human reproduction.

Alex Jones #psycho fight.fudgie.org

I feel good stomping tyrants politically into the ground nonviolently, slashing their throats nonviolently, stabbing ice picks into their heads nonviolently, cutting their heads off nonviolently, ripping their entrails out politically nonviolently.
I like just breaking their bones and grinding them down to make my bread.
Fee-fi-fo-fum.
I smell the blood of satanic globalist scum.
Be they live or be they dead, I'll grind their bones to make my bread.

Husky #racist #sexist #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho #dunning-kruger kiwifarms.st

But every time he bitches about synth/debin for being too edgy/racist/sexist/etc., I'm just rolling my eyes. Normies are so brainwashed they fail to realize all those labels are tools the elite use to silence any dissident voice. Yes, black people can be dangerous so being racist save your life, and yes, women ruined politics by getting the right to vote. Normies never even question why the elite keep shoving "prejudice is bad" down our throats. They just accept it like good little goys.

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie #god-complex #homophobia youtube.com

Dear Damned Dicks, My Chastity Law has to be sincerely followed, and human hubris has to be ruthlessly swallowed, and child innocence has to be protected and hallowed, and all girls and women perfectly put on a purity pedestal, while your penises are put to death by your actual religious endeavor not to be animals in perpetual heat, to claim your Heavenly Heritage of Blessings-Bestowed Parentage. Till then: Die of Constant Castrating Karma, Cocks, ‘cause you’re between Satanic Sadistic Sodomites & Hell’s Rocks, and God sure as fuck ain’t helping you, ‘cause, Dick Darlings, help n' healing those who deserve Moi is: My Job. Grump Almighty's Preventative Remedy Against Virulent Violence A sea of intuitive intelligence, an ocean of fearless faith, a puddle of practical wisdom, a drop of (food grade) grapefruit essential oil + a drop of lemon essential oil in water.

Susana Garrido #crackpot #sexist twitter.com

one of the reasons for which males are the main producers of genetic illnesses into thespecies is for their deficient production of gametes, as only less than the half percent of them are actually viable for reproduction and they tend to produce and accumulate genetic deformities in their gametes as well as in their Y chromosome (for which it's so deteriorated asit cannot recombine). while the female X chromosome has more than 1,000 genes, some as important as for create the human brain, the male Y chromosome is not only so much smaller than its female counterpart, but barely arrives to 45 genes, being most of them useless. in thenature, outside mammals, so many females can reproduce through parthenogenesis or other ways that don't require males, while the opposite doesn't exist. in fact, scientists tried to replicate this methods in female mammals, discovering two male parasitic genes disabling thatcapacity in female mammals. thanks to science, they have already made two female mice to have healthy offspring together, just by substituting the male cell by a female one, something that is not possible the other way around, as two male cells cannot create life, either puttinga fertilized egg inside a male, as males cannot create life and don't have any "seed", as the seed of life is the egg and the female X chromosome, the only chromosome needed for life. you can read biology and genetic studies about this.two of the most famous geneticists as are Bryan Sykes and Steve Jones literally label males as "parasites" to females and a "genetic waste", for what i have said between other reasons. you can read their studies in which they explain it in a so much better and detailed way.

Fascipedia #wingnut #dunning-kruger #pratt fascipedia.org

[From “Murder of Mussolini” as of May 7, 2026]

It must never be forgotten that Mussolini was MURDERED by seven Marxist terrorists. The bias in favor of Communist explanations is perhaps best revealed in the established account concerning Mussolini's gruesome end. Invariably we read of him being "executed by Italian partisans," wich always fails to mention that these "Italians" were getting their orders from Moscow[…]
The grotesque murder of Benito Mussolini, possibly the most loved man in Italian history, occurred on April 27-28, 1945, in the final days of the World's war against Communism, when he was murdered by Communist Partisans[…]Marxists continue to push this failed narrative as if it were fact[…]
The bodies of Mussolini and Petacci were taken to Milan and hung by their heels by their murders, in a suburban square, the Piazzale Loreto, before a large angry crowd turned on the Communists[…]The police chief was forced to use a fire-hose on the attacking members of the appalled crowd, who were once again taking down the mutilated bodies. The single firehose was largely ineffective, and several of the communists were trapped by the crowd[…]US forces maintained order as an impromptu procession formed, hundreds of saddened Italian citizens viewing the bodies. The communists later returned in force[…]and took control of the bodies

Initially, Mussolini was buried in an unmarked grave but, in 1946, his body was dug up and stolen by anti-Communist patriots[…]His tomb is visited daily, and has become a place of pilgrimage for historians, patriots, fascists, and of course family[…]
In the pre-dawn hours of April 29 the corpses of Mussolini, Petacci and 14 other innocents were tossed into a truck and dumped like garbage in Milan’s Piazzale Loreto, a deeply symbolic public square for the anti-fascist forces. There, eight months earlier, 15 communist terrorists were lawfully, executed after being found guilty, in a court, after avfair trial, of their crimes