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Donald Trump #dunning-kruger newrepublic.com

In his latest rewrite of European history, Donald Trump made a ridiculous and sympathetic declaration about the Nazis

Amid the tariff chaos he spurred, Trump met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the Oval Office Monday, where he was asked by reporters about his plan to bring about the release of the 59 Israeli hostages being held captive in Gaza by Hamas

In typical Trump fashion, the president dodged the question and went on a bizarre rant that seemingly remembered Nazis for … their sympathy

“I said to them, was there any sign of love?” Trump said, recounting his conversation with released hostages

“Did the, Hamas, show any signs of like, help? Or liking you? Did they wink? Did they give you a piece of bread extra? Did they give you a meal on the side? … Like, you know, what happened in Germany?” Trump said, absurdly comparing the hostages’ situation to the Holocaust, which murdered six million Jews

“People would try and help people that were in unbelievable distress,” the president went on, suggesting that the Nazis were known for their generosity

Laura Wood #fundie #wingnut thinkinghousewife.com

THE DAY last year when “Pope” Francis joined with Buddhist monks in prayer was not particularly unusual. It was yet another public and triumphant avowal of the ecumenism — just a fancy word for good, ol’ polytheism — that typified his reign and those of his Vatican II predecessors.

But still it was shocking. The Great Betrayal of the Modernists, as I wrote at the time, displayed its characteristic audacity. To the Modernist, it is mean and “rigid” not to embrace the gods of other religions. All gods are good.

We have descended into heathenism all because Catholics were afraid of being called mean, such was their vanity, such was their immersion in the things of this world at the expense of their spiritual values.

They have callously abandoned the followers of other religions to a wilderness, a jungle with no clear path to union with God.

Modernism, thou art cruel! With sweet smiles and twisted rhetoric, thou kill! Truth is a rock, and thou art a murderer of souls.

A.W.A.R.E. (AreWeAllReallyEducated) #crackpot #wingnut #mammon #conspiracy areweallreallyeducated.com

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Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy stillnessinthestorm.com

The announced death of Pope Francis and the imminent announcement of the death of King Charles means the Satanic rule of the West is ending. P3 Freemasons say the new Pope is Cardinal Louis Antonio Tagle from the Philippines.

This is because the Philippines has gold to back the new financial system.

These events may have been triggered by the death of Richard Armitage.

The case of Richard Armitage, former number two at the US State Department, shows how literally a Satanic cult took over governments in the West. This cult is also called the Nazis, the German DVD, Chabad, etc, and is what we call the Khazarian Mafia. Its roots date back to the ancient Satanic terror state of Assyria.

Armitage, who died on April 13th, was related to the notorious Satanist Aleister Crowley and was a cousin of Crowley’s daughter Barbara Bush.

Some sources say he was the top-ranking Satanist in the West.

We cannot confirm this but, he has been the de facto ruler of Japan for over the past two decades. His case illustrates in detail how the Satanists use extreme terror to control the top levels of governments. In 2000, he had former Japanese Prime Minister Noboru Takeshita taken to Alaska where he was chased naked in the snow by a helicopter before being brutally beaten to death.
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To break free from this mind control we need a military attack on Chabad and families like the Rothschilds and Rockefellers. This is justified because they use terror against prominent people in order to carry out a genocidal agenda. They also control the Federal Reserve Board but, not for long.
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The end of KM rule in Europe is coinciding with the end of KM rule in the Middle East.

In Afghanistan, Russia is now helping the Taliban dismantle KM heroin and terror networks. Russia’s government has now recognized Afghanistan’s Taliban government, opening the way for “large projects, including the trans-Afghan railway and…the Turkmenistan-Afghanistan-Pakistan-India gas pipeline project.

Michael P. McDonald #fundie #conspiracy catholicleague.org

For 50 years the Catholic League has led the charge in every major cultural battle, and in 2023, we continued this tradition.

We started the year off with a bang when we released our documentary, “Walt’s Disenchanted Kingdom: How Disney is Losing its Way.” The film explores how the once family-friendly media titan devolved into a woke behemoth promoting the most radical elements of the LGBT agenda.

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Further, “Walt’s Disenchanted Kingdom” won critical acclaim earning recognitions at major film festivals. At the L.A. International Short Film Festival, we won four prestigious awards. Additionally, our movie was nominated for honors at The Prisma Film Festival in Rome, Italy; The Perth Christian Film Festival in Australia; and The Arizona Faith and Family Film Festival.

The biggest sign of our success was the troubles that plagued Disney. We had no illusions about taking down Disney. We wanted to educate the public and inspire Disney to reconsider its woke programming. Nevertheless, Disney had a rough year, and “Walt’s Disenchanted Kingdom” helped contribute to their woes.

“Reality check” #fundie #transphobia pittparents.com

For the last four years it has felt like my children and I are living in completely different worlds. What started with the difference of opinion during COVID quickly escalated into the realization that we had developed totally opposing world views.

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Time passed and things seems to be on the road to healing in my family, right up until spring of 2023 when a whole new nightmare appeared in my life with the sudden announced from my only son that he is “trans”! He told me that he discovered his new gender identity two years before, during lockdown in 2021, and he was quickly affirmed by his two proud, politically queer, social justice warrior sisters.

I was shocked! My first thought was maybe he is confused about his sexuality. To my knowledge he has never been kissed. Between his awkward autistic personality and COVID isolation at a time when he should have been experiencing his sexual awaking while away at university, he has faced unfair challenges. But to decide he is a girl trapped in his healthy male body, that is IMPOSSIBLE.

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Being told the bizarre impossibility that someone may have been “born in the wrong body”, and that it is just some kind of explainable, natural progression in human evolution is ridiculous! As is being told that you're a hateful bigot unless you affirm, accept, celebrate and go with the flow.

I really hadn't given this nonsense a whole lot of thought until it was standing in front of me in my kitchen, informing me that this is just how the world is now. My first reaction was “Don't be ridiculous, God doesn't put people in the wrong body!”

Bill Donohue #fundie #wingnut catholicleague.org

Here’s a thought experiment.

There are two teachers. One is known for his compassion for struggling students, but he is not a gifted teacher, and as a result his students do poorly in school. The other is known as lacking in compassion, but he is a gifted teacher, and as a result his students do well in school.

There are two doctors. One is known for his compassionate bedside manners, but he is not a gifted doctor, and as a result his patients suffer. The other lacks bedside manners, but is regarded as a gifted doctor, and as a result his patients thrive.

Ideally, we would all like to be served by compassionate and competent teachers and doctors, but when given the choices afforded by the thought experiment, who would really choose the compassionate yet incompetent teacher or doctor over their insensitive yet competent counterparts?

No one doubts that Pope Francis showed great compassion for the poor. Indeed, that is one of the most heralded aspects of his legacy. But his harsh criticisms of capitalism, and his affinity for socialism, must be taken into account.

It is undeniably true that capitalism has done more to induce upward social mobility and alleviate poverty than any economic system in history. It is also undeniably true that socialism has proven to be the greatest generator of poverty in the world.

In capitalist countries, the leaders may talk more about economic efficiency than the interests of the poor, yet their free market policies invariably prove beneficial to them. The leaders in socialist countries talk a great deal about the interests of the poor, yet their statist policies invariably prove harmful to the poor.

In short, rhetoric means little in the end if the policies that are pursued result in failure.
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Pope Francis meant well in showing compassion for the poor. But his understanding of economics was not his strong suit, and the economic policies he championed did more to punish the poor than help them. On that score, the next pope has to do better.

Medeea Greere #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy amg-news.com

CLONED FOR CONTROL: Jonathan Pryce didn’t portray Pope Francis — he replaced him. The Vatican now serves the globalist agenda through a controlled identity swap. This is the spiritual coup of the century.

THE MASK CAME OFF — AND WHAT STOOD BEHIND IT WAS A MANUFACTURED IDENTITY

The Vatican has completed a silent exchange at the top of the religious world’s most powerful throne. Jonathan Pryce, presented to the world as a humble actor portraying the pope in The Two Popes, was strategically installed as a real-time substitute for Pope Francis.

This switch was not symbolic, artistic, or speculative. It was calculated. It was executed flawlessly. And it worked. What began as cinema was the operational cover for the greatest religious impersonation in modern history.

The spiritual leadership of over one billion people now answers to a face molded for compliance.

Globalism did not infiltrate the Church — it hijacked it.

Jonathan Pryce’s portrayal of Pope Francis exceeded the boundaries of performance.
He did not study the man — he rehearsed a transformation that was scheduled for implementation.

Makeup did not explain the genetic-level symmetry.
Mimicry did not explain the voice, gestures, and presence.
Hollywood did not create a role — it covered up a rollout.
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The elite understood the final frontier of resistance was spiritual.
Political revolutions can be crushed. Financial uprisings can be delayed.
But when the soul rebels, the system risks total collapse.

So they replaced the face of faith with a controlled actor.
They reshaped the papacy into a moral echo chamber for globalist thought.
They removed the possibility of divine defiance — by replacing the divine with the digital.

Under Pryce, the Vatican promoted:

Synthetic compassion

Technocratic morality

Surveillance cloaked as sanctity

This is not religion. This is regime.

Analysis:
The spiritual coup is complete. The Church now serves Earthly kings.

Benjamin Garrett Johnson #wingnut #conspiracy gab.com

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Red Pill Poet #quack #wingnut #conspiracy redpillpoems.substack.com


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If those who chose to partake
of devoutly touted 'safe and effective'
eagerly injected poisons

had if even for a moment known
that by doing so they might be joining
in a ritual slow-motion slaughter

would they still have agreed
to not only aggrieve themselves
but also their sons and daughters

for no reasons other than to please
and obey what they'd failed to perceive
was a deeply diseased chain of authority
and just as deplorably to simply fit in
for the frictionless sake of lazy conformity?


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Although perhaps best addressed
to the heirs of Messrs. Milgram and Asch
it's a question that every sane human
should presume to ask: “If they knew
the harm they might do would they still?”

Would they still have done what they did
pushing shots of bio-toxic slop and swill
on themselves and their innocent kids

for nothing but what they were groomed
to ironically assume was safe as milk
in the form of obedience to authority

and to just as spinelessly side
with the mindless masses to bask
in the craven comfort of blind conformity?

External-Finding4882 #wingnut reddit.com

Not everyone who is right-wing is imperialist.

Not everyone who is right-wing is a wife beater.

Not everyone who is right-wing is authoritarian.

Not everyone who is right-wing wants to "strip away the rights of queer people".

Not everyone who is right-wing is bigoted.

Not everyone who is right-wing is anti-BLM.

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For someone who supports a movement that claims to stand against assigning labels to people, you sure do seem to not have too much of a problem doing it yourself.

A. Arter #mammon amazon.com

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Fred Bondlow #wingnut #transphobia msn.com

Trump is delivering on every one of his promises.
Inflation is down, egg prices have plummeted, he's reducing our debt and our out-of-control government spending, he's reducing our taxes, he's keeping men out of women's sports, employment is stable, jobs are growing, interest rates are down
What's the issue?

Lovingmum #fundie #wingnut #transphobia open.substack.com

Many blessings on you and your family. When I completely gave my all up to Him. He gave me back my daughter.. it was a long and dark path, but we are out the other side.

The ruler of this world is fighting hard to shatter and break up families (divide and conquer), but he is a liar. The only ammunition he has are lies as he cheats and tries to steal our children.

Thank you for taking a stand alongside many other parents. United we stand. Claim God’s promises for your children every day. Our God is not a liar and He honours His promises.

Love and blessings to you x

LiterarySmacked #transphobia #wingnut reddit.com

"cyber bullying"

Yup, anybody who disagrees with mutilating the genitalia of children and hyper sexualizing them with male fetishist cross-dressing needs to be immediately censored, silenced and banned in the name of "cyber bullying."

I have a song for you, it's by Trevor Moore and it's called "Bullies."

The crusade against cyber bullying was ALWAYS a stupid one, but now it's the name of the authoritarian ideology that dominates free thought and free speech on the internet. Better censor and silence any idea you disagree with because it's CYBER BULLYING for somebody to tell you what they think, prove you wrong, or just refuse to agree to your tyrannical authoritarian cult ideology, right?

Cyber bullying was never real until moderators and censorstasi scum got involved. Now it's the norm, wokist locust censorstasi bully anybody who disagrees with their wokist child mutilating dogma.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #transphobia #conspiracy energeticsynthesis.com

The NAA <Negative Alien Agenda> promote substance abuse in all of its forms in order to gain full control over the human body, especially the bio-neurology, sexual organs and brain waves. The increased spreading of an assortment of recreational drugs, such as synthetic Marijuana and genetically modified marijuana products, have severe impacts on bio-neurological functioning, which also impairs Executive Function and decision-making abilities.

Once the NAA or Imposter Spirits are involved in the promotion of drug use in a human being who is unaware of the Mind Control influence made upon their emotional state, thoughts and cravings, these continued destructive behaviors easily lead into full blown Addiction. This combination makes it easy to trick, deceive and hijack that person's lightbody, Brain Waves and belief systems. This is why addicts generally have the worst profile of carrying energetic parasites, attachments and spiritual oppressions.
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Some Abductees, including targeted individuals and Milabs are coaxed into drug addiction through Astral Plane dreamscapes, and it has been documented that injection of these substances have been administered by entities on the astral during sleep state, in order to promote addictive controls or pavlovian conditioning in the waking state.
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The NAA and the Controllers do not want the majority of humanity to ascend and achieve consciousness liberation, and thus use Pavlovian Classical Conditioning targeting the trauma records in the subconscious layers to influence people to think and behave in the lowest impulses and frequencies possible. If we look to the Red Wave Spectrum of extremely low frequencies used in the 1D plane for Subconscious Programming, its main negative polarities are for generating victims and victimization, bullying and threats, survival and poverty consciousness, violence and destruction, Sexual Misery and Gender Confusion, all fear-based programming.

Sean Hannity #wingnut #psycho mediamatters.org

SEAN HANNITY (HOST): The fact that the Democrats are so invested in this, and this is the hill they want to die on. I'm like, "Alright, well, go die on that hill. Good luck with that." The American people see this, and I think they're disgusted by it. I mean, they've turned this guy -- first of all, they just lie about the case on so many different issues.

And, you know, like we found out yesterday, oh, the guy was driving the car of a guy that was responsible for human smuggling, and he had a bunch of people in the back seat of the car. And, you know, it is so obvious to me that this guy deserves what he got, but they don't care.

And this is why I say they're putting the safety -- oh, they're putting the so-called rights that are nonexistent for people that don't respect our laws, border and sovereignty, they are putting that over the safety of Americans.

Laura Loomer #racist angrywhitemen.org

Laura Loomer went on a racist tirade against Rep. Jasmine Crockett on her Rumble show, Loomer Unleashed[…]
Loomer complained that Republicans have done nothing to punish Crockett, or other Black and Muslim members of Congress[…]
“You have to ask yourself, what’s the point of having the majority and being in control of the House and the Senate if Republicans are just gonna lay down and and let these, you know, DEI hires in congress, walk all over them and incite violence because they’re Black or they’re Muslim or, you know, they’re ghetto”[…]
Singling out Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, Loomer speculated that “maybe he feels as a white male that he’s gonna be called a racist if he censures this loudmouth Black woman, this very ratchet, ghetto woman who behaves worse than a domesticated animal”

She then compared Crockett to a “half-black” dog she[…]adopted[…]
“I just got a puppy who’s half black, and this dog, you know, has no respect for my house, and he’s a puppy, of course,” she said. “So he does have a rabies shot. He shits all over the floor. His nails are very, sharp, so he’s scratching me. I mean, honestly, it’s like it’s like Jasmine Crockett”

“Maybe I should just name this little black dog Crockett because, well, you know, he’s behaving kinda like Jasmine Crockett is behaving in Congress,” she continued. “Uncontrollable, disrespecting the House. Right?”[…]
After playing a clip of Rep. Crockett saying that what she wanted for her birthday was for “Elon [Musk] to be taken down,” Loomer performed a racist impression of her and accused her of having a “little Section 8, hood rat, ghetto bitch attitude”

“I mean, it’s so ghetto,” she said. “It’s so trashy. It’s so disgusting. As I said today, it’s absolutely unbe-weave-able that we have some ghetto bitch like Jasmine Crockett serving in the United States Congress who acts like she’s some Section 8 welfare queen, and this is a woman who is supposed to be representing constituents in in Texas?”

Starlite-Official #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot deviantart.com

We won though? The left, the Confederacy got their shit pushed in. The Union, Republicans won. Who do you think we are exactly? That's your sides problem, you have no idea what we actually believe.

We're the same party of anti-slavery, liberty, and individualism we were under Abe, please do some cursory research into basic history.
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You've never read a word the men wrote then. You think Trump is bad? Ol' Honest Abe would have had the military round you up without trial. Wanna know how I know? He already did it once.

You want a civil war? That's sad because we don't. We just want to make America and the American people the freest, and greatest possible. We want to deregulate and allow the people to live their best lives away from the tendrils of the bureaucracy and over-regulation. We want everyone to be successful and wealthy. A civil war? That's not good for the nation at all. But if we must, I say lets get this shit over with.

Just know that for every one of you willing to actually take up arms, there's 100 of us and we're better armed, trained, and frankly, physically fit. Lets be real, you're the party of insane, spoiled fat women, communists, and out of touch boomers.

No one is on board with you anymore. You lost. You lost the arguments, you lost the culture, you lost the power in government. It's over, communism isn't happening. Accept it. Constitutional Republicanism is a way better system anyway. It's the reason you're allowed to freely say this, frankly insurrectionist shit you're saying.

Kyle Langford and Matt Loesby #racist #sexist newsweek.com

A Republican candidate for governor of California has proposed forcing immigrant women living in the country illegally to marry American "incels" to avoid deportation

During an appearance on The Lilly Show with host Lilly Gaddis, Kyle Langford made the proposal in a clip that has since gone viral

"We know where you are. If you marry one of our Californian incels, then you can stay. But if you don't, then, well, they're getting sent back across," he said

"It is an initiative that will encourage family formation in the State of California; fostering healthy, stable young families is my #1 priority," Langford told Newsweek in an emailed statement[…]
Langford said: "I am pro-deportation. I was thinking to first off deport all the men and then for the women, like maybe you'll have a one-year time to like marry

"Enough people have told me that I should consider that...I'm just saying I would give them a one-year timeline. We know who you are, we know where you are. If you marry one of our Californian incels, then you can stay. But if you don't, then, well, they're getting sent back across"

Matt Loesby, chair of the Libertarian Party of Idaho, wrote on X: "If you actually knew anything about the right wing, you would know that this is quite the moderate position

Sananda and Lady Nada via Emanuel and Pastora #ufo #magick #conspiracy indianinthemachine.com


Everything has been programmed, they announce an accommodated date, but everything was already accommodated and ready, the main occupants of the institution, who call the Pope, had long gone from his body. Everything was settled, all prepared and ready for his successor. Everything was previously analysed and planned by the institution’s comrade, and by all those who are in tune with them. Everything was discussed, planned to leave no space, a vacuum.

The announcement was premeditated the day after the resurrection, but weeks ago he had already passed away. Point by point, stage by stage they were analyzed and have everything ready to fill the void, because they know what they’re facing, they know that the forces of light are paying attention to any movement. They didn’t want to leave it empty. This is a great composition globally, from all those who wanted to deploy the new world order, well-known figures to draw attention and focus attention there.

All the clones are disintegrating whoever they put, they can’t stand the energy anymore, the real ones are elsewhere, they only handle backups, clones. Man learned cloning and now they use it for everything. To deceive, to impersonate each other and when the clones don’t give more, they look for doubles.
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Beloved, do you know the great deception that this society holds you, everything is appearance. They are against each other that’s why they put substitutes in case they get run over or killed. I want to tell you, that nothing you see is really the true being. Many have already been removed from the stage to put a clone at the orders and instructions of all the negative forces on the planet.

That’s why we tell them, what they see on television, in the mainstream media, they deceive them, they lie to them, they make compositions of what they show them is not reality, it’s all a theater. The only thing you should trust is from inside, from your heart, what your inside speaks to you, tells you.

Thinker2 #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

Who is The Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?

Do you know that Religions are Death Cults. Stop drinking the Cool-Aid.

Jordan Maxwell reported that the King James Bible was translated by the Freemasons and Rosicruciana (Luciferians).

“We have been deceived, we are deceived; we are deceiving each other.” – Thinker2

The LDS Church is no different, LDS was authored by Freemasons.

The word “Religion” is a contraction, like Govern-ment, Re-Legion, The Army of Re (Re / Ra is Egyptian for Sun God).

Govern-ment = Govern-mind
Re-Legion = Legion of the Sun God (Re)
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Apollo and Lucifer are not two, they are one like Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, they are one entity with two personalities. Like Hannibal Lecter; Charisma and Murder. This is Luciferianism. The “good” will seduce you, and the bad will eat you, with “Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti”…

Who do you think designed our money? (Answer: Freemasons.)

Who do you think runs the Vatican and the Royal Family? (Answer: Freemasons.)

While the name Jesus has no bases in the Mediterranean, No letter “J” was available.

Jesus, Tammuz, Mithra, Sol all share the same birthday; December 25. The first day the Sun starts moving North (Ascending into Heaven) and the 4 Seasons.

The God of Dawn is always seen with the Sun.

Now that we have covered the Only Sun of God, here is God the Father (S***n).

S***n has many names; El, Elohim, Allah, Death, Angle of Death, Grim Reaper, Ba’al, Cronus, Father Time, Father of all Gods, God the Father, Our Father who art in heaven, Zeus, Odin, Osiris, Black, Green Man, Evergreen, Santa clause.

How does one give truth to others when they themselves do not possess the truth?

INRI CRISTO #god-complex #fundie #crackpot #elitist #conspiracy inricristo.org

So said INRI CRISTO:
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It is necessary that Earth inhabitants take conscience that everything I predicted when I was called Jesus is rigorously being fulfilled, like what I announced about the end of times. I said that the LORD, my FATHER, would abbreviate the final days, which are the current times, in attention to the chosen ones (Matthew c.24 v.22). Now it is scientifically proven that the days are being abbreviated. Recently, scientists in London discovered that the Earth is moving faster¹. This and other prophecies are being fulfilled. Only the orphans of spirituality, the schizophrenic, will not accept.

The LORD gave me knowledge that it is time to question those who hear me. For more than forty years I have been saying who I am. I’ve passed through all instances of judicial power in Brazil, the country where I reincarnated, was reborn. I’ve faced a lawsuit for ideological falsehood in Federal Justice, which I overcame unhurt in higher instance, with the recognition of terrestrial authorities turning official my new name, INRI CRISTO, at no cost. After all this, if people still doubt that I am the same yesterday, today and forever, who promised to return, if they still doubt my identity and authenticity, it means that those who think to be Christian prove to be idiots, mental and spiritually retarded.
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Prophetic voices announced that one thousand years came and two thousand years would not pass without Christ coming back on Earth. Two thousand years passed and the awaited imaginary christ, fruit of fantasy and fanaticism of contemporary false prophets and Pharisees, did not appear. I reincarnated, was reborn, reappeared, and the rational beings see me over the clouds, crossing the continental frontiers through the internet; thus every eye will see me and every ear will hear me in the fulfilment of the Holy Scriptures.
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Meditate! Ratiocinate! Analyze all that I have told you, inside coherence, logic and truth! And be with my Peace!!

Frosty Wooldridge #wingnut #racist #conspiracy newswithviews.com

We, the American people, all of us, voted for mass deportation of 25 to 30 million illegal alien fugitives. We’re sick and tired of our own U.S. Senators and House Members flying down to El Salvador to re-import an illegal terrorist back into the United States. He would only be deported again because he is an illegal alien, MS-13 gang member as noted by two federal judges, wife beater, trafficker of illegal aliens, distributor of fentanyl, and not a positive contributor to our country.
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Write this Open Letter to your senators and house member. Just go to their website, cut and paste, and give them a piece of your mind:

Dear President (Your senator and House member),

The American people are fed up. Our sovereignty is under siege by millions of illegal immigrants who exploit our borders, falsify asylum claims, and burden our communities with crime and economic strain. Rogue district judges, wielding baseless legal theories, grant these lawbreakers the same protections as U.S. citizens, defying the Constitution and the will of 80% of Americans who demand mass deportation, especially of violent criminals, per Rasmussen Reports. Under Biden, 10+ million illegal crossings since 2021, with 70% fraudulent asylum claims, have overwhelmed our courts, mocked our laws, and endangered our nation. It’s time to act decisively, outsmart the Democrats’ law-fare playbook, and restore America’s borders

THE LARGEST ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION INVASION IN HISTORY DEMANDS THE LARGEST ILLEGAL ALIEN DEPORTATION PROGRAM IN HISTORY
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Today, we call on every citizen to flood Congress with our demands, amplify support on social media, and rally behind President Trump, Homan, Noem, and DHS. Let’s back mass hearings, expedited removals, and a fortified AEA to deport illegals en masse, ignoring fake cries of “inhumanity.” The citizen poll is clear: millions stand united. Act now, and let nothing—judges, lawsuits, or critics—stand in the way of America’s future.

Sincerely,

Your Name

Steve Bannon #wingnut mediamatters.org

You see right there, he's in the breach and they're coming, and they're coming after Pete Hegseth. So, not today, maybe the days you get Bill Blaster, you get some of the tools that Grace and the rest of the team have made available to you.
We're not gonna go to the ramparts today. We're gonna think this through to have Pete's back, but Pete Hegseth's in the middle of the fight and you've seen the leaks are going on in the deep state.
He's only beginning — the beginning process of the reorganization. Look, you know, I'm as big a hawk as you got. The Defense Department's budget's got to be cut. You have to show a signal that this thing's not gonna be — and with the hemispheric defense, the new strategic concept that President Trump has from Panama to Greenland, the Pacific and the three island chain, and is also talking about, I don't know, an Iron Dome or some sort of aspect of an anti-ballistic missile.
You hermetically seal the United States all the way from the Arctic, the new great game of the 21st century, the great power struggle in the Arctic. It sounds like your focus is less on the Eurasian landmass and — as it should be. And back here, not isolationist, but putting America first and America's citizens first and America's national security first.

Harmeet K. Dhillon #racist ballsandstrikes.org

In November 2021, the Biden administration opened an investigation into whether the Lowndes County Health Department and the Alabama Department of Public Health were violating Title VI of the Civil Rights Act by discriminating against Black residents in the provision of sanitation access. Around a year and a half later, the Justice Department secured a landmark settlement that put Lowndes County on a path to provide Black residents with basic sanitation services that more affluent white communities have long received. “Today starts a new chapter for Black residents of Lowndes County, Alabama, who have endured health dangers, indignities and racial injustice for far too long,” said Kristen Clarke, who was, at that time, Assistant Attorney General of the Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division.

Earlier this month, the Department of Justice announced that, pursuant to President Donald Trump’s executive order “ending radical and wasteful government DEI programs and preferencing,” it was terminating the settlement immediately. “The DOJ will no longer push ‘environmental justice’ as viewed through a distorting, DEI lens,” said Harmeet K. Dhillon, Clarke’s successor in the Civil Rights Division. “Americans deserve a government committed to serving every individual with dignity and respect, and to expending taxpayer resources in accordance with the national interest, not arbitrary criteria.”

helpfreetheearth #conspiracy #racist #wingnut media.gab.com

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ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE:
Trillioniare shadow government: Windsors, Rockfellers, Rothschilds, Vatican.
THEIR AGENDA: Population Control & Reduction, Global Digital Currency, One World Government.
THEIR FORMULA: Cause the PROBLEM. Plandemic, I Can’t Breathe, Economic Crash.
Fund The REACTION: Lockdown Masks & Distancing, Riots & Lawlessness, Anarchy & Chaos.
Mandate The SOLUTION: Vaccine ID Microchip, Cashless System, New World Order.

Q The Storm Rider #wingnut #crackpot #racist #conspiracy anonup.com

2-25 🇺🇸 Q The Storm Rider / Patreon
“GHW BUSH WAS EXECUTED.
QUEEN ELIZABETH WAS EXECUTED.
THE SAME THING WITH THIS POPE. HE WAS EXECUTED.
That’s why you only see holograms
& the double out there in public.
These executions all had to happen.
These were comms sent to the deep state
that their infrastructure was falling apart” 💥

😼 The 1st Jesuit Pope, Francis, is now ‘officially’ dead.

The Jesuits ARE the Khazarians.

The Pope was head of the church of satan
that has NOTHING to do with Jesus Christ.
This Pope was a pedophile, child & human trafficker,
money launderer, New World Order, One World Religion,
love illegal immigrants & gender confusion, 4th Reich player.
His crimes against children are so horrific, so heinous
& so disgusting I hope most never find out.

💥 Also today, WEF founder, the Nazi, Klaus ‘Rothschild’ Schwab
resigned effective today. He was slated to leave in 2027.

The 4th Reich is ‘officially’ going down 💥

Alan #racist #fundie thinkinghousewife.com

Observe the clean landscape. Observe that these people are grown-ups, not perpetual adolescents. Observe their countenance. Observe the men in suits and ties and serious hats, and the women in dresses and attractive coats and hats. Observe no tee-shirts, blue jeans, or ball caps.

Observe passengers boarding a red Public Service Company bus in the years when bus drivers were courteous enough to make change if requested.

The people in this photograph are not a “diverse” crowd. All of them are white. This is a snapshot of what Christian Civilization once was.

In 2012, 23-year-old Megan Boken was sitting in her car in broad daylight within walking distance of this Cathedral when she was shot and killed by two black thugs. It was a “robbery gone wrong.”

David Chase Taylor #conspiracy #wingnut truthernews.wordpress.com

OPERATION WHITE OUT: CIA PLOTTING APRIL 24, 2025, MADE-FOR-TV RUSSIA-BACKED NEO-NAZI QANON-BASED ATTACKS, BOMBINGS AND/OR SIEGES TARGETING THE UNITED STATES CAPITOL BUILDING, WHITE HOUSE, WASHINGTON, DC, NATIONAL CAPITAL REGION AND/OR EDUCATION, INTELLIGENCE, LAW ENFORCEMENT, LGBTQ, MEDIA, MILITARY AND/OR POLITICAL-RELATED ENTITIES IN ARIZONA, CALIFORNIA, NEW MEXICO AND/OR TEXAS COURTESY OF THE NEO-NAZI 12TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS BRIGADE OF UKRAINE (I.E., THE AZOV BRIGADE) AS PRETEXT FOR BIOLOGICAL, CHEMICAL, DIRTY BOMB, NOVEL AIRBORNE VIRUS, NUCLEAR, RADIOLOGICAL AND/OR WEAPONIZED CONTAGION (E.G., ANTHRAX, EBOLA, RICIN, SMALLPOX, ETC.)-RELATED EVENT SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO SABOTAGE TRUMP PRESIDENCY AND/OR SPAWN SECOND GLOBAL BIOLOGICAL PANDEMIC (APRIL 23, 2025)
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Exactly 905-Days After the Book by Stephen Wolfe Entitled ‘The Case for Christian Nationalism’ was Published Back on November 1, 2022, Exactly 1,430-Days After Russia and Serbia Executed Special Forces (i.e., ISIS) Military Exercises Featuring ‘200 Special Troops’ Participating in Live Ammunition Shooting and ‘Anti-Terrorist’ Action in Serbia (Which Likely Provided Logistics Cover for Impending Attack) Back on May 25, 2021, Exactly 1,569-Days After CIA

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy energeticsynthesis.com

During Aries, we start with the Ruby Spiral recoding of the 1D layers of the planetary Albion Lightbody into the Ruby Templar Grail Castle that is protecting the Golden Kryst Tree of Life, or Golden Kathara Grid.
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Thus, the corrected ascending timeline zodiacal alignments in the organic time wave position aligned into the Sun-Star networks of the Galactic Ecliptic have been anchored into the trifurcated section of ascension Earth.
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Thus, the Ruby Order Solar Dragons reveal their transtime presence riding several dimensional time waves simultaneously, carrying assorted liquid light metallic solar fire waters which seem to be in charge of administering the next stages of the Guardian failsafe mission. This is to address the toxic impacts of alien generated metallic substances and sentient black goo, in order to extract the NAA’s beast machinery for infecting our dark matter grids with hexagonal metallics used for time dilation controls in the phantom networks. As well as the healing antidote for clearing the toxic effects of years of overhead sprays of metallic based chemtrails that have been used to implant the surface population with nanotech metallic fibers that were being used as bio-sensors for DNA and light harvesting of humanity.

In a victory for the eternal light, the Ruby Order Solar Dragon Rishi-Reisha have assembled the Ruby Quadrata template for anchoring Ruby Arc Bridges which link the Ruby Order Templar reconnections with the Khemalohatea-Khemalot Gender Twin Matrix and the Cosmic Aton Body that allow the Cosmic Suns to travel into this system. This was required for anchoring the God World architecture for the incoming Ruby Holy Mountain, and the Ruby Grail Castle complex that hold the Cosmic Father’s Master Ruby Timekeeper being guarded by the White Bride of Christ and her counterpart, Red King Adonis.

Reality Check #fundie #transphobia substack.com

Time passed and things seems to be on the road to healing in my family, right up until spring 23, when a whole new nightmare appeared in my life, with the sudden announced from my only son that he is “trans”! He told me that he discovered his new gender identity/ obsession two years ago, during lockdown in 2021 and he was quickly affirmed by his two proud, politically queer, social justice warrior sisters.

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Then my son told me he didn't believe in God, because he knows how he “feels”! How he can somehow, impossibly “feel like a woman”, and that means he suddenly now just is one, so therefore he was made wrong! He further explained to me that thanks to modern “gender” science medicine, he can be his own creator with the help of a (monster) doctor. He says he doesn't need a “savior”, he's gonna save himself.

It made my blood run cold. I felt offended by the blasphemy, even though I hadn't been in church in decades and really didn't even understand what my own spirituality meant to me. But this felt dark and demonic. And when my precious gentle sweet boy told me he chose a new name, and his birth name I lovingly gave him, is now hurtful. And then I was given the choice of a dead son or another beautiful daughter!

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So in desperation, I gave the prayer a try. And the most amazing thing happened, God answered me! Showed me that my son is and always will be my son. That he is completely normal, there is nothing wrong with him! I got the message loud and clear that it's my job as his mother to stand up for reality. I wouldn't have believed that it was Jesus except that I specifically asked Jesus for guidance and within minutes was directed to the answers.

Henry Makow PhD #racist #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy henrymakow.com

The real meaning of the Jewish claim to be "God's Chosen People"
is that people who don't accept their hegemony will have to die.
They are organizing another world war to ensure they do.

According to the Noahide Laws endorsed by the US government,
Christians and all those who refuse to embrace their God Lucifer
will be guillotined.

Yet Cabalist Jewish proxies have the chutzpah to accuse Europeans of
"white supremacy" and "racism."


Goyim, wake up, Cabalist Jews are the world's greatest scam artists. Are you the world's greatest rubes? Wars, depressions, central banking, 9-11, climate change, COVID are all their scams. COVID vaccines are designed to maim or kill or control you.

Satanism is when people usurp the role of God. Talk about "supremacism." The New World Order is Satan Worship - Isn't it Obvious?

Who are the real "supremacists?" Trump (Zionism) and Soros (Communism)--both Jews-- are both part of this plot.

"IT IS INDISPENSABLE TO... UTTERLY EXHAUST HUMANITY WITH DISSENSION, HATRED, STRUGGLE, ENVY AND EVEN BY THE INOCULATION OF DISEASES, BY WANT, SO THAT THE "GOYIM" SEE NO OTHER ISSUE THAN OUR COMPLETE SOVEREIGNTY IN MONEY AND IN ALL ELSE." -- Protocols of Zion 10:25 (about 1892)

Jews reject Christ as a "failed Messiah" and believe the real Messiah (i.e. the Antichrist) will be a "great warrior" who will vanquish Jewish enemies and bring about Jewish world hegemony a.k.a. "peace." Is this Donald Trump?

Abby Trivett #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy charismanews.com

Are we in the middle of the supposed great “global reset” politically, financially and religiously?

In a stunning convergence that has gripped prophetic watchers around the world, both Pope Francis and Klaus Schwab, the founder of the World Economic Forum, exited their global platforms on the same day.

While the Vatican announced the sudden death of Pope Francis, Schwab declared his formal departure from the WEF—an organization long accused by critics of pushing a globalist agenda. Could the convergence of these two events relate particularly to end times prophecy and the emergence of the Antichrist?

For years, both Pope Francis and Klaus Schwab have been central figures in discussions surrounding a coming global order. Many prophetic voices have raised alarms over their roles in shaping a one-world religion and a one-world economy—two pillars often linked to the Antichrist system described in Revelation 13.

Jonathan Cahn, a Messianic rabbi known for his prophetic insight into modern events and biblical prophecy, has spoken pointedly about Pope Francis and the year 2025.

After lightning struck monumental buildings in New York City and Washington D.C., and the statue of the Apostle Peter in Buenos Aires, Argentina, Cahn pointed that this could be “…a sign of God’s power and judgment.”

“The Bible speaks of God sending fire from heaven, and lightning, literally…it says that God directs the lightning bolt. The lightning is His arrow. The Lord, it says, shall be seen over them and His arrow shall go forth as lightning,” he continues.

Could we now be in the middle of this judgment? Does the end of the roles of both Pope Francis and Klaus Schwab as world leaders signal that we are another step closer to the very end?

Eric Hovind #fundie twitter.com

Today, millions are saying “He is risen!” and echoing back, “He is risen indeed!”
But how do we know He actually rose from the dead?

As Christians, we don’t have blind faith. Our “faith“ or, “trust“, is based on the facts of history.
The resurrection is rooted in Scripture and confirmed by solid historical facts both inside and outside the Bible.

If you’re going to proclaim, “He is risen indeed!”—know that you’re standing on the most well-attested event in ancient history.