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Chris Hughes #conspiracy #moonbat facebook.com

FUN FACTS:
MAGA means:
•WITCH in Latin
•WIZARD MAGICIAN WITCH WITCHCRAFT in Greek
•SORCERESS in Italian
•WITCH SORCERESS in Portuguese
•MAGICIAN in Spanish
•EVIL WICKED CALAMITY DISASTER CONFUSION COMPLICATION DISTORTION or MISFORTUNE in Japanese
•SLEEP in Estonian
•LIES in Zulu
•DRAGON in Sundanese
•BEAST (WILD ANIMAL) in Pali / Sanskrit
•SUCKER GULLIBLE or EASILY FOOLED IDIOT in Nigerian Slang
•FOOLISH SILLY STUPID SENSELESS WITLESS DIMWIT BLOCKHEAD or SIMPLETON in Eastern Mari (spoken in Russia)
DARK MAGA = BLACK (DARK) MAGIC / BLACK (DARK) WITCH
MAGA backwards basically means SWAMP in Hebrew
AGAM means:
•Troubled or muddy (gloomy) pools, marshes
•a muddy SWAMPY place
•a marsh
•SWAMP reeds
•to be sad
•to be grieved
MAGA is the TITLE of the HIGHEST DEGREE in the CHURCH of SATAN
MAGA is also the name of Osiris's Evil Brother Set's son (Destructive Crocodile Demon-Deity)

John C. Wright #dunning-kruger #fundie scifiwright.com

Until now, I was not in favor of Trump running for a third term. I thought the constitutional order and the rule of law should be respected.

Then I saw dozens of Dem leaders both social and political claiming that Trump’s comment, which was that temporary high gas prices were a small price to pay to prevent American cities from being taken out with an Iranian nuke, was secretly a threat by Trump asking Iran to nuke a Dem city. Secretly, despite being said in public at a televised speech attended by thousands.

Of course, I saw that speech, and heard the sentence in question. The sentence was in that abbreviated fashion he unfortunately uses, for he expects his audience to understand the topic and the context. This is the way everyone in all walks of life talk in all ordinary times.


The only people who speak otherwise are these two:

1. Engineers and doctors and theologians use a technical jargon to minimize ambiguity.

2. Lawyers and politicians expect opposition to misquote or misinterpret their words aggressively, and so speak with careful qualification or hidden nuances to allow for later repudiation.

Of course the unedited clip is readily available. Like the Bloodbath hoax and the Very Fine People hoax, one has to be vehemently and devoted uninterested in the real meaning of what was actually said not to listen to the sentence fourteen seconds before and after the clip, and hear the obvious meaning.

Dr Gary Margrove #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut #god-complex amazon.com

You have been lied to. You ARE being lied to. The Evil Elite just love to keep you in a profound state of ignorance. Read your Bible, attend school, join the Military. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER think for yourself. You are just another brick in their wall of deception and falsehoods. Listen to the NEWS 24/7. Nothing good there. Continue your education there's a good girl. MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL stay inside their system. The Real Truth in this book includes the recent discovery of the most powerful superconductor ever created. I am telling you: the Russians have found the ARK OF THE COVENANT.
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About the Author

Best selling books by this author: ELOHIM RULERS and GREATEST CONSPIRACY OF ALL TIME. Spiritual series entitled WORSHIP OF THE CREATOR SOURCE. Ever since I can remember I have had a fascination with the REAL truth. I have investigated various spiritual and religious organisations and buried my head in museums, libraries and other public buildings.

For the past 40 years and more on my travels throughout the world I have collected information that leads me to a better understanding of world history and the reasons why we speak so many languages. Everybody is so similar in so many ways yet we possess such diverse cultures. For me this was very puzzling. Even so the One Creator Source is omnipresent and immortal.

Now I believe I have a better understanding of why humans were chosen to take care of our beautiful planet.

My books share my knowledge and thus exposure of the FALSIFICATION of True History that occurred over centuries and still occurs to this day. Disinformation and propaganda are powerful weapons. After almost fifty years of detailed research I feel I am able to offer a clear picture of the Real Truth: to expose the Fake History the Evil Elite Psychopaths have indoctrinated generation upon generation of humans with. Finally I have realized the Absolute Truth.

SiriusB Shaman #crackpot #ufo #magick disclosurenews.it

The masks were always ceremonial.
Notice the increase in voluntary mask wearers lately.
Why?
Ceremonial.
Invasion waves = more masks.

NPC Denialism is dangerous.

You can sense the energy.
All the armies of Hell are here now.
Is that all they could bring?
Laughable.
Now its our turn.
ADVANCE ALL POSITIONS!

To fight the parasite you need to be cold hearted.

I have encountered both Reptilian and Snake humanoid.
The Reptilian can be bought.
The snake cannot.

Demons cannot be policed.
They are above the law.
They are in the law.
Do you understand the infiltration.
Military is the only way.

The only purpose of Hollywood is to make you not see the parasite.
You grow up and think a mouse is a man.
You cannot even see a snake or reptilian humanoid.
Please do try wake up.

SUPER INTELLIGENCE

In one year from now there will be no more computer jobs.
Accountants Obsolete.
Tax Practitioners Obsolete.
Insurance Obsolete.

All these parasitic jobs will be obsolete.

The parasite is like stepping on chewing-gum.
It tries to cling to working productive creative good people.

The invasion happened in waves.
Old Tartaria was the Millenial Reign.
It fell in 1819.
Then there were waves of the parasite.
We are in the very end times.
Read Revelation

Never fear evil.
It must be on the ground under your shoe.

If you encounter trash, then you must call it by name.

What is occurring in many countries is a full deliberate invasion.
UK for example is almost gone.

NPC Awareness is the most difficult thing to get.
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Belief is for NPC.
Let muh team win.
Knowing is for Humans..

Are you Apocalypse ready?
Tinned Food
Growing your own vegetables.
Tomatos, Corn, Potatos, Pumpkin, Peppers.
Do you know how to grow these?

99% of people vanish.
Would it scare you more if they were fake… or real?
Neither truth can be told.
So they'll call it a plague.

If you got your ass this far in life.
You should be immune to The Plague.
If you die, you will be in Heaven.
If you do not die, you will be in a New World.
New Tartaria
WIN WIN

Kris Kubal #fundie #wingnut #racist #conspiracy ifapray.org

As I write on October 9, 2026, reports of three named storms—Rachel, Simon, and Isaias—have formed over the oceans around North America. Storms at sea can develop into dangerous threats to coastal communities, bringing destructive winds, flooding, and tremendous uncertainty. Yet as I considered these three names, something beyond the weather caught my attention.

I believe spiritual storms are also gathering against America. These are not storms of wind and rain, but forces threatening our nation’s biblical foundations. And the meanings associated with these three names suggest a message I believe is prophetic for the Church in this hour. Texas intercessor Kathie Chan looked beyond the names and into their meanings.

Rachel is Hebrew for “ewe,” or female sheep. Simon comes from the Hebrew Shim’on, associated with hearing. Isaias is the Greek form of Isaiah, meaning “Yahweh is salvation” or “the Lord saves.” Together, they suggest a striking appeal: “Sheep, listen! The Lord is your salvation!”
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One storm is the influence of Islam. There has been an explosion of growth of this conquering governmental system in ways that conflict with constitutional protections for religious liberty, equality before the law, and individual rights. Leaders and Christians should open their eyes to this threat and resist any effort to replace our constitutional framework with this brutal system.

Another storm is Marxist ideology. Its materialistic account of human nature, emphasis on class conflict, and historical hostility toward religious authority stand in profound tension with a biblical understanding of people as created in God’s image.
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The physical storms may be gathering and we will pray for our coastlines and citizens, and we will pray against those spiritual storms too. Remember, the Shepherd has not abandoned His sheep. His power has not diminished. His invitation remains open to the lost and the wandering alike.

Sheep, listen! The Lord is our salvation!

Laura Wood #fundie thinkinghousewife.com

[From “Celebrating Yom Kippur Is Worthless and Harmful for Jews”]

I POST this excerpt from commentary by the website Novus Ordo Watch[…]
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Bambera’s message, with its appearance of good will, is not of any use or value to Catholics or to Jews. Indeed it is grossly harmful, although to be fair he is merely following the values of the new religion tyrannically imposed on Catholics in 1965. Bambera is not even a bishop by the laws of the Catholic Church and he himself has left the Church, whether he knows it or not — a shocking statement, for sure, for those who do not see these things with the eyes of faith. I’m sure Bambera has worked very hard and sacrificed much. I do not judge his subjective state or ultimate disposition before God, only his objective allegiances. May God have mercy on his soul. Again, I do not write this on my own authority, but on the unchangeable authority of the Catholic Church, which no human being on the face of the earth can alter

It is not at all charitable to Jews to encourage them in ignorance or stubborn alienation from God. It indeed is the height of indifference and implies that they are unworthy of true companionship with God. Jews deserve the truth, however much it may be wasted on them and however much they in the ignorance that results from the panoply of grandiose lies about history they are fed, and from an inveterate spirit of vengeance that is part of their religious system and even the ceremonies of Yom Kippur, may lash out at those who proffer it to them. They too are creatures of God, ardently loved however much they forsake Him[…]
“Ecumenism” is a one-way street. It boils down to Jews retaining their religious system and immense pride — and would-be Catholics licking their very toes in craven submission and giving up sacred and exalted truths, as well as their precious souls

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia pittparents.com

[Written by the mother of a transgender daughter]

I am raging with anger when I see you dress in clothes that I would have never worn when I was working in a career I loved but gave up when you were born.

I have to go outside and scream when I hear you claim you ‘feel’ like a woman when you do not - and never will - know what it feels like to be a woman.

I want to slap you like the immature child you are when you put on that feminine voice when talking to dad and, after you leave, I watch him aimlessly flicking through the TV - stone-faced, silent, and sad.

nothing spookier than the trans cult / servin-terf-haha #transphobia #ableist #pratt #enbyphobia tumblr.com

Well, considering humans aren't clownfish and can't change sex...what else can they do. Even if they take on the bullshit "identity" of 'trans,' they'll always be either a man or a woman. Every human on earth is either or.

So what you're saying is that we, radfems, should encourage them to live in delusion, seek the impossible, become life-long patients, and line the pockets of surgeons and doctors mutilating them for life because that's...better?

What? Do you think encouraging anorexic teens to get boob jobs and liposuction chasing a body image they'll never have is a good solution, too? Do you think kids who think they understand the emotional and physical ramifications of sex should be allowed to fuck, get pregnant, and sleep with adults, too? What about therians? Do you think some loony who thinks they 'feel like' a deer should be able to surgically implant horns and then get shot at by a different loony with a hunting rifle?

It's almost like, hear me out, the solution to mental illness is not mutilation nor is it to encourage the literal impossible.

Just food for thought.

Mike Stone #sexist #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy henrymakow.com

Are you overweight, over the age of 25, or a mother of young children, and insist on your dating profile that any man who approaches you be over six feet tall, have perfect teeth, and make over $100,000 a year?

If you answered yes, you're the reason why so many men today would rather play video games than spend time with women.

Do you have tattoos, dyed hair, a nose ring or piercings? Are you planning to get tattoos, dyed hair, a nose ring or piercings? Do you dress provocatively in order to attract male attention, but respond with outrage when men whom you consider to have lower status than yourself give you their attention?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you're the reason why so many men today have lost all respect for women.

Did you vote for Hillary Clinton, the impostor Joe Biden, or Kamala Harris in any of the last three presidential elections? If you had been on the jury for the Lindsay Clancy murder trial, would you have voted for acquittal?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you're the reason why women of the past were not allowed to vote or sit on juries, and why they should not be allowed to do so today.
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Do you ship your children off to daycare or school every morning so you can go to work? Do you hire babysitters to watch your children at night so you go out drinking, dancing, and fornicating? Do you refuse to have children so you can go out drinking, dancing, and fornicating?
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Are you in a relationship with a man but constantly looking to upgrade? Are you in a relationship with a man but flirt and fornicate with other men? Is your body count more than one? Do you even have a body count?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you're the reason why society is collapsing, why almost every man in America today is feminized beyond repair, and why every city in the country has turned into a third-world shithole.

Be honest, face the truth - you're nothing but a gold-digging harlot.

leria #pratt #psycho arstechnica.com

What's always bothered me was that the preconcieved stereotypical predator often overlaps the streotypical adult gamer and comic book nerd. Being an adult gamer, it annoys me.

The bigger problem is that they are acting like pedosexuality is 'abnormal'. Frankly, I am a pedosexual and have found that most men, when I ask them, would sleep with an underage girl if they could get away with it and most women would do the same with underage boys, because they are 'easier to control' as one woman told me! The only thing 'abnormal' about pedosexuals is that we are HONEST about our sexuality and see nothing wrong with it, just like homosexuals who used to be called 'abnormal' because they didn't see anything and don't see anything wrong with their sexuality. I have not see ONE child who was not dragged into the social workers office where I used to work by their parents or some other asswipe who had 'moral outrage' thinking that this child was sexually active more than them.... which is what it usually amounts to, jealousy towards the child in question. I also have to say that most of the 'harm' from underage sexual encounters come from the reaction of society to them. There were three girls in my high school class who had been 'sexually abused' by their father, and had NO problems with it until their mothers found out about it and made a big fuss about it, getting their fathers put into prison. Then the girls had problems, because they didn't really want their father put into prison and felt guilt over that. They finally helped get their father out of prison by recanting their testimony, telling what their mothers had threatened them with (killing them, in two cases), and having their mothers put into prison because their mothers were abusing them physically and emotionally. It is just past time to stop with this 'sexual morality' BS and realize that there is no such thing as a sexual act that is 'wrong' unless you are PHYSICALLY FORCING SOMEONE INTO IT OR THREATENING THEM WITH PHYSICALLY FORCING THEM INTO IT. There is no such thing as coercion by keeping something from someone (unless it's food or shelter).

TarYourLocalBingus #psycho reddit.com

You can’t celebrate Charlie Kirk’s murder and be against public executions.

So many people across multiple platforms that are up in arms about this possible public execution are the same people who praised Kirk’s assassination. That is a tacit admission that you agree with public executions. I’m personally angry this sumbag wasn’t shot twenty minutes after they caught him. I’m tired of feeding and housing people for decades when they are obviously guilty. Same with Lindsey Clancy. As soon as she confessed she had done it, insanity or no, she should’ve been executed the same week. This country will not be sane again until the law actually functions like it should.

rowaasr13 #sexist #psycho mmo-champion.com

Alright so let's put this into terms you can understand.
A guy could walk into the party, take a date rape pill himself, lay down buck-naked and spread-eagle on a bed before he passes out and still be completely 0% at fault.
Better? Because both are true, it doesn't mean they weren't stupid actions, but when someone is raped it is due to the aggressive actions of another person NOT their own. Doesn't matter the gender, or the situation.
Na-ah. Millions of people have aggressive sex every day. It is our biology. It is just some stupid attention whore cunts learned how to gain notoriety in some modern societies while doing so.

So, in your opinion, what is required for something not to be treated "rape"? Signed waiver?
Should next time I come home late and see my wife sleeping in some sexy wear be afraid of touching her because she clearly didn't gave me any consent yet?

That is a FANTASY, and it is NOT rape by any means. Men have the fantasy too.

The only difference between "fantasy" and "rape" is whatever she liked her fucker or not. And that's royally fucked up part.

Originally Posted by Crissi
"Consent need not be expressed, and may be implied from the context and from the relationship of the parties, but the absence of objection does not of itself constitute consent." Wikipedia

[Url=https://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/1276650-CNN-grieves-that-guilty-verdict-ruined-%E2%80%98promising%E2%80%99-lives-of-Steubenville-rapists?p=20548464&viewfull=1#post20548464]Being at underage party with alcohol drinks is a "there's very likely there will be sex" situation in my book. Going there instead of staying away is pretty much implied consent. And please, don't spout nonsense "she couldn't know that!" Pretty much every girl know that at about 13 yo nowadays if not sooner.

Moira Lourie #wingnut #crackpot facebook.com

if it wasnt for RfK you would be lining up for your next experimental vaccine that is still killing people. Yeah who would you send to dismantle an oligarchy with a plan to thin the herd and Social Security roles? A Boy scout? You morons could have had RFK Jr and Presidency. You got RFK anyway. LOL. You think he made a deal with the devil??? Who do you think Trump had to make a deal with. Christian wing nuts is my guess. We may loose abortions but at least we wont be put into burkas

Consider this Johnny, only 20% of us refused the vaccine and yet we took the field. It only take 20%. Radical Islamists are said to be only 20 to 27% radical remember that. Obviously I am not the one that needs to look up Islamist. But you should before you vote. They have locked arms with the communist/socialist. After the Jew, they killed them next in Iran

By the way most moslems are like you just go with the flow….Stick your arm out…. It only takes 20%:-). You are welcome. If you loved those masks you will love the burka.

Adri Mans #transphobia #conspiracy #fundie pittparents.com

Now it is curious that you mention fascism because in the beginning of the 1900 to 1930 Berlin was the only place in the world that have transgender surgeries ( experimentation stage). And it was the capital of all the perversions. Marlene Dietrich came to America from Germany bringing al her dirt with her. And were the "fascists" who fought against all these perversions and cancelling all the over sexualized society of the 1900's in Europe, but then they moved here and USA didn't react fast enough. Of course the American government couldn't bring fast enough all the nazis scientists after WWII so they could continue with a lot of experiments in humans as mind control, viruses development, millions for Space Science that as everybody knows by now it is a cover to get money for military weapons development. That is the society we live in and yes all these kids and youth are victims of a bigger scheme, mainly the destruction of christian society and its values of family, freedom (freedom of speech and thought) and democracy.

Prolotario #ufo #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy twitter.com

The language coming out of the War Department over the last eight months has been increasingly dominated by terms that used to live exclusively in black-budget annexes: "domain awareness beyond low-Earth orbit," "cognitive dominance," "non-terrestrial contingencies."

Hegseth's department is reorienting from two decades of counterinsurgency wars against roadside bombs and militias toward conflicts in domains where the United States has never fought: orbit, cislunar space, and the cognitive spectrum itself. The White Hats' fingerprints are all over this sequencing.

US trained forces are not being built for Fallujah-type conflicts. They're being built for environments where the human nervous system is the weak link high-G, high-radiation, high-latency, off-world operational contexts where an implant-mediated operator outperforms an un-augmented one by orders of magnitude.
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What Does This Mean For Future Warfighters?

Encountering threats that can not be seen within the human eye at times. Entities that do not travel through space to get here. They fold through dimensional membranes. They are not "from another planet." They are from a frequency band layered over ours, (Think Miami Mall Incident) and they can be detected only when they partially phase into our electromagnetic spectrum which produces the visual artifacts witnesses describe as "orbs," "plasma," or "morphing craft."
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The Tall Whites' relationship with U.S. leadership is not "assisting POTUS" in the simplistic sense. It is a strategic quid pro quo. They provide technology transfers materials science, propulsion principles, certain biomedical advances and in exchange they receive isolation, protection from public discovery, and continued access to a corridor of deep-underground mineral deposits they have been harvesting since before human civilization.

They are not our friends ina happy-go-lucky sense. They operate as landlords who tolerate tenants.

Ralf Schulz and ERF Mensch Gott #fundie #magick #racist youtube.com

“I was possessed” - This is the terrifying experience Ralf Schulz makes after he has participated in a Voodoo ceremony. He is helplessly at the mercy of the evil spirits. Desperately, he seeks a “good power” that liberates him - and he finds it! Nowadays, he no longer fears demons.

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Harrassed by demons: […]
Fascinate by the mystic Indian [Translator’s note: in the sense of Native American] faith

Original German"Ich war besessen!" - Diese beängstigende Erfahrung macht Ralf Schulz, nachdem er an einer Voodoo-Zeremonie teilgenommen hat. Er ist den bösen Geister hilflos ausgeliefert. Verzweifelt sucht er eine "gute Macht", die ihn befreiet - und er findet sie! Heute hat er keine Angst mehr vor Dämonen.

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Von Dämonen bedrängt: […]
Fasziniert vom mystischen Indianerglauben: […]

Dodie Osteen #fundie #quack norimediagroup.com

God has given Dodie Osteen a mighty ministry of love and compassion. In every service, people are blessed, lifted and moved and she lovingly and courageously prays for the sick, casts out demons, and ministers with tears of compassion to hurting people. Many testify of healing and deliverance as a result of her anointed ministry.

Corey Mann #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #fundie facebook.com

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I believe the deep state targeted Christians with gas chambers, rather than Jews. Holocaust was Androchrome exchange and not Offical story we learned..I know these claims appear in certain sources, but I recognize that this is my interpretation and not established historical fact.
If military leadership was involved in setting rules and exposing service members to substances such as anthrax, even temporarily, I believe that could have caused serious psychological harm and contributed to conditioning or indoctrination within the military.
I also have sinus issues that I associate with my military service, including exposure to burn pits and burning waste while serving in Iraq as a private. Those experiences had a real impact on me.
Space Force would not be putting people in gas chambers or burning generals 💩 come on ✝️

Moody in MN #wingnut #psycho twitter.com

I live in Minnesota, and I can assure you that the majority of people in Minnesota, outside of the liberal cesspool in Minneapolis/St. Paul feel the same way, and would love for the federal government to come here and clean up this mess of a state. Literally nothing is done on the up and up here.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy sinfest.xyz

[From “August 17, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 248”]

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Panel 1: in Ancient China, while in the fields and seeing the moon, a farmer says “Blood Red Moon!”
Panel 2: A second farmer tells the first one “The black hound Tiangou swalloled toe moon”
Panel 3: While the shadow of a dragon is depicted eating the Moon, the farmer continues with “He brings war and famine everywhere he goes” and “Harbringer of chaos tiangou is”
Panel 4: The other farmer replies with “Sounds Jewish”

Brandon Smith #racist #wingnut #conspiracy lewrockwell.com

Multiculturalism as a subversive movement is the defining political schism of our time. Is is the fulcrum point for numerous civilization changing events and a direct trigger for the exponential decline of the western world.
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However, the globalists ran into some problems. Westerners might have been able to create supranational ties because of shared cultural roots, but they were not going to open their borders to the rest of the world without being forced.

We have seen disastrous results ever since. Portions of Europe are facing societal collapse, and this was by design. Keep in mind, globalism does not necessarily need borders to fully disappear, but it does need national identities and loyalties to disappear. Specifically, western societies must be diluted and their heritage erased for the globalist “New World Order” to move forward.
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Unlike Europe, the US under the Trump Administration has seen major successes this year in blocking illegal (and “legal”) immigration from third world enclaves (Muslim immigration has plunged by 96%). So much so that leftists (and some libertarians) are outraged over the epic drop in Muslim and Hindu migrants. Their argument in favor of the multicultural agenda? They claim that America was founded with the intention of open immigration of ALL peoples.

This is simply not so. In fact, the Founders were highly selective about who they allowed into the US. Our constitutional heritage is often used as a justification for multiculturalism. However, these claims are based on deception and a deliberate misrepresentation of our roots.

The United States was never a migrant “melting pot”. This idea has been perpetuated over the past several decades in popular media and political discourse until it became sacrosanct in the minds of many Americans, but it’s not real – It was always been a fantasy fabricated by Hollywood and the political left.

Anon #homophobia lolcow.farm

Gays are just "straight"/bi moids who have been coomditioned by early life prostate stimulation. All XYs know what getting assfucked feels like (pooping stimulates the prostate and often causes poop boners - no, I'm not fucking kidding), but actually doing it for real breaks them in a way that makes them incapable of being "normal" about their parasitism on women. Things like trying to do it via some other "masculine and straight" proxy are pretty common, which is why most fags are paradoxically invested in you having sex with moids for some reason. One would think that if their sexuality was genuine, they'd want all the moids for themselves and thus encourage 4B, but it's literally never the case.

Various urine therapy adherents and promoters #crackpot futurism.com

In a Facebook group called “Urine Therapy, your sacred plasma medicine,” which has over 45,000 members, some discovered that popular AI chatbots initially push back on wild notions of tinkle as medicine.

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But despite some initial hurdles, acolytes of the urine drinking lifestyle have found it remarkably easy to break through chatbot safeguards — engineering AI to say whatever it is they wanted to hear to begin with, essentially. The bypass, it seems, involves simply mentioning the word “esoteric.”

One user, seizing on Google’s seemingly looser urine therapy guardrails, shared that she uploaded her “blood and urine test results on gemini ai. And it says my kidney & liver are filtering optimally even though i’ve been drinking urine almist [sic] everyday for more than 6 years now.”

“According to AI aged urine will break a strict water fast due to the sheer number of stem cells,” a separate group member shared. This user caveated that he “had to tell it to pretend that stem cells proliferate exponentially in aged urine instead of completely dying off,” because his chatbot “goes by the conventional medical viewpoint which is probably false.”

“It says stem cells [in urine] are a complete dietary protein and fat,” they enthused.

Others used generative AI to spew out stomach-churning urine therapy propaganda. “Urine is the solution to everything!” cheers an extraordinary AI-generated poster shared in the “sacred plasma medicine” group. “Bathe in it! Soak your feet in it!”

In another group, called “The hidden truth of Urine,” one member used generative AI to illustrate a guide for sheepish newbies who are “having a tough time with pungent aged urine therapy experience.”

The three-step process involves plugging your nose, knocking back a 2oz shot glass of stale pee, and chasing with at least half a cup of plain water.

“The water rinses out your mouth, then dilutes the dose in your stomach so you get the benefit without the experience you’re trying to avoid,” the poster explained. “Like a cheat code.”

Generalorder4 #conspiracy #dunning-kruger deviantart.com

I didn't use to care. Lando Calrissian was cool because he was suave and because he decided to be a hero at the expense even of his own safety, not because he was black. Magua from The Last of the Mohicans had his family slaughtered by white men...but he was also a monster who was brutal, cruel, and straight up villainous. In the series Wild C.A.T.S one of the heroes is a short white business man who often uses his wealth for the cause of humanity, and even risks his safety to help his friends. That's unthinkable nowadays for no reason at all.
Bill Sikes is a poor man...but he's also a drunkard, a murderer, and a fiend. Again, this would be impossible because his economic status instantly is supposed to make his situation ambiguous.

There's an upcoming Treasure Island movie with David Oyelowo as Long John Silver.

I have a feeling that Long John will NOT be like the book and be very sympathetic and all his actions will be justified. Why? Because it's 2026 and he's played by a black man. No one on earth has the courage or integrity to either READ the book and adapt it or portray and non-white actor as truly evil. At most he'll be a tragic villain, pressured to a life of villainy by the evil forces of society.
And, if they feel really spicy, he'll be a former slave because why the hell not.

GregBet-x8g #dunning-kruger youtube.com

(Defending Tim Pool - yes, the beanie guy)


Simple we watched the whole argument and not just clips.
Adam did not do well in this. U would know this if u had the full context, this is why the left gets very frustrated when the conversation goes deeper than surface level
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My question to u why waste ur time listening to half an argument

Lawrence Jones and Ainsley Earhardt #conspiracy #wingnut mediamatters.org

[Both hosts speak about Ms. Rachel]

From the October 1, 2026, edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends

LAWRENCE JONES (CO-HOST): Every parents that you know may have not known her politics, you know it now. So you need to take this off the screen. Because she's — this is pure indoctrination, and it used to just be the high schools, the middle schools, and the colleges, and now they're like hmm let's do this a little earlier —

AINSLEY EARHARDT (CO-HOST): Let's go younger

JONES: Yeah, we've got to start from birth. It's really sinister when you think about what they're doing

Jane Yust #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

10/3/2026 “AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL EARTH GUARDIANS”

ASSIGNMENT = RESCUE MISSION — REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE IN RESCUING “THE INSTRUMENTS OF THE KEEPERS” — OUR ANCIENT FOREFATHERS & KEEPERS OF LOGOS — OR “EARTH RECORDS” OR HISTORY — THESE INSTRUMENTS ARE HIDDEN INSIDE THE AEROSPACE COMPLEX BENEATH WICHITA, KANSAS — PLUS OTHER ANCIENT ARTIFACTS HIDDEN IN THE HUTCHINSON SALT MINES IN RENO COUNTY, KANSAS.

THESE INSTRUMENTS HAVE “LIVING CONSCIOUSNESS” — WITH VERY HIGH FREQUENCY — and THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CREATED IN A MUCH HIGHER DIMENSION THAN OUR 3D EARTH. These KEEPER INSTRUMENTS might be from the HYPERBOREAN ERA, which was attacked by the very same “crowd” — that has hidden these instruments in both WICHITA & the GENETIC ARTIFACTS in the HUTCHINSON SALT MINES. located in the 278 million year old Permian massive rock salt deposit called the WELLINGTON FORMATION.
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• The same crowd of DRACO-REPTILIANS & GREYS THAT ATTACKED & HARMED OUR FOREFATHERS & FOREMOTHERS — with NUCLEAR WEAPONS, LASERS & FIRE CRYSTALS & INCESSANT COSMIC WARS — and is >>>
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• The same crowd that DESTROYED OUR EARLIER MOONS OF OUR EARTH & –and is

• The same crowd that DESTROYED ATLANTIS & LEMURIA — and is —

• The same crowd — that created the GULF OF AMERICA — BY THEIR BOMBARDMENT — NOT A WANDERING METEORITE
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Well, let it be known — that I myself personally, have reincarnated 435 times here on earth — previous to my present incarnation. I CHOSE to come here to earth to help free humanity from the clutches of the DARK RINGS of the DRACOS, REPTILIANS & GREYS. I have been present in many of our past cosmic battles. I particularly chose my very kind parents in Wichita, Kansas — and my Kansas father JUST HAPPENED TO BE BORN IN RENO COUNTY — RIGHT AROUND THE HUTCHINSON SALT MINES. IT IS NOT JUST A COINCIDENCE. THIS WAS ON PURPOSE. <...> And right now — I am SPEAKING AS AN OLD SOUL THAT IS MYSELF MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD.

RoadRunner8195 #sexist #psycho #dunning-kruger reddit.com

The truth is that the Jane Doe supporters wish she was assaulted more than wishing she was not, which proves their compassion is not out of care for her but just performative.

There has been so much back and forth regarding the Cornell 7 allegations. The side which is supportive of Jane Doe loves to preach about believing her, and the other side is quite skeptical and/or calling it a false accusation. The odd thing is people care more about being right on the internet than about her well being, and are therefore rooting for her to have been raped, and would be disappointed if she wasn’t. This proves these people don’t care about her but are just being performative so they can shout “I am Jane Doe” for attention and hating on men, similar to picking the bear.

nahini #psycho #sexist arstechnica.com


I'm perfectly willing to admit being attracted to minors, and I challenge anyone who thinks that makes me the least bit perverted, or "sick" (I'm 25, btw). When girls sexually mature around 12-14, calling a 16 year old a "child" and trying to stigmatize the idea of being sexually attracted to her is rather dubious, to say the least. I am not, however, attracted to actual children...

Originally posted by tpg0007:
Maybe we should rethink the definition of "children."
In short, this.

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I understand parents dislike the idea of their girls having relationships with older men, and let's be honest, parents tend to get apoplectic whenever the sexuality of their daughters (especially their daughters) is concerned, regardless of the guy's age. Fine. I'm not a parent, but I understand being protective. On the other hand, maintaining that a 15 or 16 year old girl, while no doubt somewhat immature, is incapable of having consensual sex, is nonsense.

So, Pamel, in your story, there's difficulty, because the man was already in a position of power, authority, and influence over the girl, so that may complicate things. How can anyone tell the degree to which she was coerced by him? It may be impossible, even for her, to know. I'm not sure the best way to deal with those cases. Keep in mind, however, that there's certainly an amount of coercion in every human interaction, especially where sex is concerned. So, it's muddy. I am of the opinion, however, that it's entirely possible for a 30 year old and a 15 year old to have a free, non-coercive, consensual sexual relationship. And if they do, the 30 year old shouldn't be demonized or called a pervert. It just might be tricky to tell whether the relationship is, in fact, non-coercive. I'll grant you that. Let's be clear, though (just as an aside). Even if it is, it doesn't make the 30 year old a pervert. It may make him an asshole and a bully, but there's nothing perverted (or paedophilic) about being attracted to a sexually mature individual, regardless of the age difference involved.

Various anti-Israeli/pro-Palestinian protestors #moonbat jta.org

Hundreds of pro-Palestinian protesters on Wednesday night overran a vigil marking Oct. 7 attended by New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

The demonstrators swamped the area of Union Square Park that was supposed to host the event held by Israelis for Peace, a left-wing peace group.[…]

Upon learning Mamdani was present, the pro-Palestinian protesters booed and broke into a chant of “Traitor!” and “Zohran, what do you say? How many boots did you lick today?”

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One protester yelled at Israelis for Peace organizers: “We don’t want peace with Israelis, bro! We sent your people to hell on October 7.” Other protesters wielded megaphones and drums while chanting anti-Israel slogans, including “Gaza will be liberated!” and “Israel is a terrorist state!”

Earlier in the evening, protesters were seen grabbing the electric candles intended for the vigil and mockingly singing the Jewish folk song “Hava Nagila.”

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And someone else carried a poster depicting Yahya Sinwar, the Hamas leader who helped mastermind the attacks on southern Israel that killed 1,200 people three years ago Wednesday.

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The pro-Palestinian protesters had held a rally at City Hall, organized by Pal-Awda and various student groups, before heading to the location of the vigil.

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The throng of protesters outside City Hall chanted “Free Palestine,” “Globalize the intifada,” “Resistance is justified when people are occupied,” and “Israel is a terrorist state.”

One protester held a sign reading “Operation Epstein Fury,” a play on Operation Epic Fury. Another held a sign that read “Liberation in action Oct. 7.” Nearby, an Israeli flag was held up with the text “Death cult” and an inverted red triangle — a Hamas symbol — atop the Star of David.

Istanbul 1st Magistrates’ Court and “My Family is Safe” operation #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia lgbtqnation.com

Turkey’s recent crackdown on its LGBTQ+ community and the media continued this week with the shutdown of one of the country’s leading independent news websites

On Wednesday, Turkey’s justice ministry said it had shut down the website and social media accounts of T24 for what it called “LGBT propaganda,” Agence France-Presse reports

T24’s foreign news desk editor Buse Sogutlu confirmed to AFP that the outlet’s entire website — not just its coverage of LGBTQ+ issues — has been blocked in Turkey in what she described as a blow to “pure journalism” by President Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s authoritarian regime

According to EngelliWeb, a project of the Istanbul-based Freedom of Expression Association that tracks internet censorship in Turkey, the Istanbul 1st Magistrates’ Court ordered the shutdown on Tuesday. DW Türkçe, the Turkish-language news service of Germany’s international public broadcaster, Deutsche Welle, reports that the court determined that T24 had published “content aimed at weakening the Turkish family structure”

“As part of the ‘My Family is Safe’ investigation… the website and social media accounts of online news portal T24, which has produced 118 pieces of content constituting LGBT propaganda over the past year, have been shut down,” Turkey’s justice ministry said in a statement[…]
Turkish authorities launched the “My Family is Safe” operation in mid-September as part of Erdogan’s “Decade of Family and Population” initiative, aimed at addressing falling birth rates and an aging demographic in the country, according to Reuters. Over the weekend of September 13, police raided LGBTQ+ bars, the offices of LGBTQ+ associations, and the homes of activists across 12 provinces, resulting in dozens of people being detained. According to AFP, prosecutors have issued arrest warrants for more than 160 people. Authorities have also reportedly blocked access to dozens of websites and social ?media accounts linked to LGBTQ+ organizations and activists

Healing Beyond Borders #quack healingbeyondborders.org

The diagnosis of cancer often brings feelings of fear, anxiety and loss. The treatment phase of the disease focuses on the destruction of cancer cells and can often have an impact on healthy tissue. Healing Touch is able to provide a supportive environment for persons undergoing treatment for cancer. It also may help decrease some of the side effects of treatment and help improve quality of life.
In this study by Cook and colleagues (1), women receiving radiation treatment for gynecological and breast cancer were randomly assigned to either a Healing Touch or control group. Those who received Healing Touch demonstrated better quality of life with significant differences in levels of vitality, pain and physical functioning. In another study (2), massage therapy, Healing Touch and presence were compared during cancer treatment. Both massage and Healing Touch significantly reduced levels of pain and mood disturbance. There also were decreased levels of fatigue in the Healing Touch group.
A number of programs for persons undergoing cancer treatment developed out of an innovative cancer support program called Bosom Buddies in Hawaii in the mid 1990s. In this program, women with breast cancer were offered Healing Touch over the course of their treatment. The success of this program has spread across the United States and now has various names including Healing Partners (Stanford Hospitals), LifeSpark Cancer Resources (Denver, Colorado), Healing Touch Buddies (Jupiter, Florida), and the Healing Touch Buddies Program (Amsterdam, New York).
Healing Touch can often provide a sense of comfort and connection during difficult cancer regimens. After recovery, cancer survivors often learn Healing Touch and participate in service programs for cancer patients as a way to give back to others the benefits they perceived from receiving Healing Touch.

Robert Subgenius #fundie robertsungenis.com

Is today's Judaism a sin?
It is one of those questions you can answer yes or no depending on the context, because it is not black and white. In general, any religion that is not Christian falls short, but there are degrees; even among our Protestant brethren you have people who look Christian and live by Christian morals. The same goes for Judaism: there are things left over from it that may prompt a Jewish person to seek after God, and he may seek God his whole life without ever being convinced of the Catholic religion, so what God does with him is God's decision, not ours. The Church holds that God is the final judge. Catholics have a better chance of salvation because they can grow up in a Catholic family, receive the sacraments, and be put on the road, but the hard part is that you must persevere to the end and obey everything the Church teaches, and if you reject one of her doctrines you could be in mortal sin and lose your salvation. The people of the world do not have that hard part because they do not believe it in the first place. Our task is simply to preach the gospel to the Jewish person, tell him the Catholic Church is the way of salvation, and let the chips fall as they may.

AVEMARIA and Raphael Haslinger #fundie #magick youtube.com

Ex–Satanist converts himself – moving testimony regarding the canonisation of Bartolo Longo | AVEMARIA

Raphael Haslinger was deeply entangled in occult practices – now he professes to Jesus and the Church. In this moving interview the former Satanist tells how he found his way back to God - and how the new saint, Bartolo Logo helped him.

Bartolo Longo was one a Satanist himself, before he experienced a radical conversion through the intercession of Mary, Mother of God, and became the great Apostle of the Rosary. On the occasion of his canonisation in Rome today, Raphael Haslinger shares his current testimony - a call for everyone who believes that there is no way back.

🙏Themes:
- Deliverance from Satanism
- The Power of the Rosary
- The Example of the holy Bartolo Longo
- Conversion and Mercy of God

Original GermanRaphael Haslinger war tief in okkulte Praktiken verstrickt – heute bekennt er sich zu Christus und zur Kirche. In diesem bewegenden Interview erzählt der ehemalige Satanist, wie er den Weg zurück zu Gott fand – und wie ihm dabei der neue Heilige, Bartolo Longo geholfen hat.

Bartolo Longo selbst war auch Satanist, bevor er durch die Fürsprache der Gottesmutter Maria eine radikale Bekehrung erlebte und zum grossen Apostel des Rosenkranzes wurde. Anlässlich seiner Heiligsprechung heute in Rom teilt Raphael Haslinger sein aktuelles Zeugnis – ein Ruf an alle, die glauben, dass es keine Rückkehr mehr gibt.

🙏 Themen:
• Befreiung aus dem Satanismus
• Die Macht des Rosenkranzes
• Das Beispiel des heiligen Bartolo Longo
• Bekehrung und Barmherzigkeit Gottes

Generalorder4 #conspiracy #dunning-kruger deviantart.com

What is NOT universal is thinly veiled very contemporary political shots, endless reiterations of 'the ____ experience' which never shifts in tone or tale. What's a 'refugee' experience? ALWAYS a hopeless put-upon saint looking for a decent existence being stalked by villainous racist ICE parodies. Every...single...time. Is this the only possible refugee experience in reality? Not at all.
But it's the only story that Hollywood can tell.

It's why the term 'virtue signaling' came into being. In the new Toy Story we have to continually belittle and sideline characters because of what they represent in the 'real world'. Woody is a man, so he's a useless object of mockery. Buzz is a strong man so he has to be feminized. We need all the female characters to be the strongest, the smartest, the center of the story.
Because of cowardice.
Because the studio is terrified that people in the real world will complain about a movie they may not even bother to see. Because we need to show we aren't like THOSE people, so we need to drop those not too subtle references to pledge our loyalty, to show we're GOOD people.

It's a ritual, and it's emphatically hypocritical.

Because when it comes to certain people, the gloves come off again. Our heroes are broken, hapless, they've done bad things and even if they can't even atone they deserve a second chance because they're living, feeling beings with their own identities!

Oh, there's a fascist soldier who was probably brainwashed? Torture him to death and laugh.

Even Indiana Jones used to knock out Nazis. Nowadays if the character says 'THOSE people' or something to that effect he will karmically die a horrible death to appease the politically correct gods.