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Voodoochile #sexist #psycho boards.straightdope.com

http://www.abcactionnews.com/stories/2004/06/040622teacher.shtml
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5299732
Recently in Florida a 23 year old female teacher has been accused of having sex with a 14 year old boy

Im not sure how people got this reversed, but she was not the one in the position of power; he was. As soon as they had sex, he had the power over her, not the other way around. He, literally, was fucking authority. He had her career in his hands at the same time he had other things.

What power had she over him? What, give him an F in reading class? 14 year olds arent stupid, the kid had to be aware that she had far more to lose than he did. No, the power was in his hands. If anything, I think a good case could be made that this is an issue of a male taking advantage of a female when she was in an emotionally delicate state. Show me a 14 year old who is stupid enough to think a junior-high or high-school teacher can have a lasting bad effect on them enough to be coerced into having sex and Ill show you a 14 year old in 5th grade.

Hell, [bshes only 23, barely out of childhood herself. The older I get, the less of a difference I see between a 23 year old and a 14 year old. Kids are kids.

And yes, I for one recently have a daughter. I believe, and will tell her so, that if something feels good, and she think she wants to try it, to go for it. Thats how one learns. If she doesntlike it, great. If she does, great. But then Im raising a human being, not a unit.
Who the hell cares if some people have sex a year ealier than the norm? So the hell what? Not being like everyone else is something to be proud of, not worried about.

ms2001 #psycho #moonbat boards.straightdope.com

How do you define “child molester”?

Someone who makes sexual advances toward a youth who is unwilling or unable to consent. (“Consent” being defined according to common sense, rather than any legal age limits.)

(Looks like I’ve been misspelling molester. Oh, how far I’ve fallen since I was a spelling bee champion…)

So basically, nothing is abuse unless the child says “no”?

Or unless he’s incapacitated or drugged, or so ignorant about sex that his consent is meaningless. Same standard as I’d apply to anyone else, regardless of age

So, you are proposing a legal limit at around age 12?

No. I do not support legal age restrictions.

What you propose is reckless endangerment of kids at the hands of abusers, rapists, and molesters in the name of some cheap kicks for a few.

Nonsense. What I propose is allowing minors to make their own decisions about their own bodies. I do not condone abuse or coercion.

Idaho and Followers of Christ #quack #fundie sciencebasedmedicine.org

In Idaho, as in other states, medical neglect of a child is a crime. However, if an Idaho parent (or guardian) chooses for his child treatment by prayer or spiritual means alone and the child suffers, even if he dies, the parent is exempt from criminal prosecution.

Not only does Idaho law shield the neglectful parents from prosecution, it prevents law enforcement and social workers from stepping in to protect a dead child’s siblings from suffering a similar fate

The consequences of these barbaric laws were recently laid out in three maddening, heart-wrenching articles by the independent, non-profit newsroom, ProPublica[…]
The news organization had medical experts review those records to determine whether the deaths would have been preventable with appropriate medical care. The review found that at least 15 babies and children died between 2015 and 2025 from illnesses that could have been successfully treated which, they concluded, was “almost certainly an undercount”[…]
As well, experts identified numerous preventable losses of babies who died during birth or in utero very close to their due dates, cases labeled by the coroners as stillbirths[…]
Sect members who go to the doctor are shunned by their communities to reinforce its beliefs and, in the patriarch’s words, make sure they don’t go again. Family and neighbors form a protective shield around parents whose children die from neglect[…]
It’s hard to imagine any rational person disagreeing, but Idaho legislators have so far resisted changing the 1971 faith-healing legislation. In fact, the state legislature, in 1976, added a law that kept children from being placed in foster care solely for lack of medical attention

Anons #homophobia lolcow.farm

> Male homosexuality is a conditioned social defeat/submission response, so it makes sense that having a micro might trigger homosexual behavior.

> This logic implies a process that would create lesbians in parallel?

> Could be the case. Could also be cosmic dualism fallacy - it's entirely possible that lesbianism is innate while gaymoidism isn't. With this topic in particular, it's also important to separate "acquired" from "changeable", e.g. just because a moid is gay from coom, fat or getting porked by his uncle doesn't mean he can be factory reset to straight.

The natural world (sexual dimorphism included) is by nature asymmetrical, not picrel [Ying-yang]

Leslie Bartley #wingnut msn.com

What amazes me is that we finally get a President who is not afraid to lead, to put America first, to use common sense and make tough decisions and act decisively, and the spoiled brats of society who don't respect authority do nothing but try to undermine everything good Donald Trump has done. They call his strength Fascism and create trouble where it doesn't need to be created.

Matt Walsh #fundie twitter.com

I’m not kidding when I say that the Cornell frat guys should file a counter suit accusing the woman of raping them. According to her own testimony, some of the men were drunker than she was. By her logic, and the logic of her supporters, they were even less capable of consent. She was the rapist in that case. There’s no way out of our current madness except by holding feminists to their own standards.

John C. Wright #dunning-kruger #fundie scifiwright.com

Until now, I was not in favor of Trump running for a third term. I thought the constitutional order and the rule of law should be respected.

Then I saw dozens of Dem leaders both social and political claiming that Trump’s comment, which was that temporary high gas prices were a small price to pay to prevent American cities from being taken out with an Iranian nuke, was secretly a threat by Trump asking Iran to nuke a Dem city. Secretly, despite being said in public at a televised speech attended by thousands.

Of course, I saw that speech, and heard the sentence in question. The sentence was in that abbreviated fashion he unfortunately uses, for he expects his audience to understand the topic and the context. This is the way everyone in all walks of life talk in all ordinary times.


The only people who speak otherwise are these two:

1. Engineers and doctors and theologians use a technical jargon to minimize ambiguity.

2. Lawyers and politicians expect opposition to misquote or misinterpret their words aggressively, and so speak with careful qualification or hidden nuances to allow for later repudiation.

Of course the unedited clip is readily available. Like the Bloodbath hoax and the Very Fine People hoax, one has to be vehemently and devoted uninterested in the real meaning of what was actually said not to listen to the sentence fourteen seconds before and after the clip, and hear the obvious meaning.

samuelschick8813 #wingnut youtube.com

(Two different quotes from the same comment thread)

The left refuses to judge their own side by the same criteria and standards they judge everyone not on their side by.

So when a Democrat does it then it is ambition and motivation. But when Trump or someone on the right does it, suddenly it's ego and narcissism. Pathetically hypocritical to say the least.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia pittparents.com

[Written by the mother of a transgender daughter]

I am raging with anger when I see you dress in clothes that I would have never worn when I was working in a career I loved but gave up when you were born.

I have to go outside and scream when I hear you claim you ‘feel’ like a woman when you do not - and never will - know what it feels like to be a woman.

I want to slap you like the immature child you are when you put on that feminine voice when talking to dad and, after you leave, I watch him aimlessly flicking through the TV - stone-faced, silent, and sad.

nothing spookier than the trans cult / servin-terf-haha #transphobia #ableist #pratt #enbyphobia tumblr.com

Well, considering humans aren't clownfish and can't change sex...what else can they do. Even if they take on the bullshit "identity" of 'trans,' they'll always be either a man or a woman. Every human on earth is either or.

So what you're saying is that we, radfems, should encourage them to live in delusion, seek the impossible, become life-long patients, and line the pockets of surgeons and doctors mutilating them for life because that's...better?

What? Do you think encouraging anorexic teens to get boob jobs and liposuction chasing a body image they'll never have is a good solution, too? Do you think kids who think they understand the emotional and physical ramifications of sex should be allowed to fuck, get pregnant, and sleep with adults, too? What about therians? Do you think some loony who thinks they 'feel like' a deer should be able to surgically implant horns and then get shot at by a different loony with a hunting rifle?

It's almost like, hear me out, the solution to mental illness is not mutilation nor is it to encourage the literal impossible.

Just food for thought.

Matt Walsh #fundie twitter.com

I’m not kidding when I say that the Cornell frat guys should file a counter suit accusing the woman of raping them. According to her own testimony, some of the men were drunker than she was. By her logic, and the logic of her supporters, they were even less capable of consent. She was the rapist in that case. There’s no way out of our current madness except by holding feminists to their own standards.

Kris Kubal #fundie #wingnut #racist #conspiracy ifapray.org

As I write on October 9, 2026, reports of three named storms—Rachel, Simon, and Isaias—have formed over the oceans around North America. Storms at sea can develop into dangerous threats to coastal communities, bringing destructive winds, flooding, and tremendous uncertainty. Yet as I considered these three names, something beyond the weather caught my attention.

I believe spiritual storms are also gathering against America. These are not storms of wind and rain, but forces threatening our nation’s biblical foundations. And the meanings associated with these three names suggest a message I believe is prophetic for the Church in this hour. Texas intercessor Kathie Chan looked beyond the names and into their meanings.

Rachel is Hebrew for “ewe,” or female sheep. Simon comes from the Hebrew Shim’on, associated with hearing. Isaias is the Greek form of Isaiah, meaning “Yahweh is salvation” or “the Lord saves.” Together, they suggest a striking appeal: “Sheep, listen! The Lord is your salvation!”
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One storm is the influence of Islam. There has been an explosion of growth of this conquering governmental system in ways that conflict with constitutional protections for religious liberty, equality before the law, and individual rights. Leaders and Christians should open their eyes to this threat and resist any effort to replace our constitutional framework with this brutal system.

Another storm is Marxist ideology. Its materialistic account of human nature, emphasis on class conflict, and historical hostility toward religious authority stand in profound tension with a biblical understanding of people as created in God’s image.
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The physical storms may be gathering and we will pray for our coastlines and citizens, and we will pray against those spiritual storms too. Remember, the Shepherd has not abandoned His sheep. His power has not diminished. His invitation remains open to the lost and the wandering alike.

Sheep, listen! The Lord is our salvation!

leria #pratt #psycho arstechnica.com

What's always bothered me was that the preconcieved stereotypical predator often overlaps the streotypical adult gamer and comic book nerd. Being an adult gamer, it annoys me.

The bigger problem is that they are acting like pedosexuality is 'abnormal'. Frankly, I am a pedosexual and have found that most men, when I ask them, would sleep with an underage girl if they could get away with it and most women would do the same with underage boys, because they are 'easier to control' as one woman told me! The only thing 'abnormal' about pedosexuals is that we are HONEST about our sexuality and see nothing wrong with it, just like homosexuals who used to be called 'abnormal' because they didn't see anything and don't see anything wrong with their sexuality. I have not see ONE child who was not dragged into the social workers office where I used to work by their parents or some other asswipe who had 'moral outrage' thinking that this child was sexually active more than them.... which is what it usually amounts to, jealousy towards the child in question. I also have to say that most of the 'harm' from underage sexual encounters come from the reaction of society to them. There were three girls in my high school class who had been 'sexually abused' by their father, and had NO problems with it until their mothers found out about it and made a big fuss about it, getting their fathers put into prison. Then the girls had problems, because they didn't really want their father put into prison and felt guilt over that. They finally helped get their father out of prison by recanting their testimony, telling what their mothers had threatened them with (killing them, in two cases), and having their mothers put into prison because their mothers were abusing them physically and emotionally. It is just past time to stop with this 'sexual morality' BS and realize that there is no such thing as a sexual act that is 'wrong' unless you are PHYSICALLY FORCING SOMEONE INTO IT OR THREATENING THEM WITH PHYSICALLY FORCING THEM INTO IT. There is no such thing as coercion by keeping something from someone (unless it's food or shelter).

Mike Stone #sexist #wingnut #transphobia #conspiracy henrymakow.com

Are you overweight, over the age of 25, or a mother of young children, and insist on your dating profile that any man who approaches you be over six feet tall, have perfect teeth, and make over $100,000 a year?

If you answered yes, you're the reason why so many men today would rather play video games than spend time with women.

Do you have tattoos, dyed hair, a nose ring or piercings? Are you planning to get tattoos, dyed hair, a nose ring or piercings? Do you dress provocatively in order to attract male attention, but respond with outrage when men whom you consider to have lower status than yourself give you their attention?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you're the reason why so many men today have lost all respect for women.

Did you vote for Hillary Clinton, the impostor Joe Biden, or Kamala Harris in any of the last three presidential elections? If you had been on the jury for the Lindsay Clancy murder trial, would you have voted for acquittal?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you're the reason why women of the past were not allowed to vote or sit on juries, and why they should not be allowed to do so today.
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Do you ship your children off to daycare or school every morning so you can go to work? Do you hire babysitters to watch your children at night so you go out drinking, dancing, and fornicating? Do you refuse to have children so you can go out drinking, dancing, and fornicating?
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Are you in a relationship with a man but constantly looking to upgrade? Are you in a relationship with a man but flirt and fornicate with other men? Is your body count more than one? Do you even have a body count?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you're the reason why society is collapsing, why almost every man in America today is feminized beyond repair, and why every city in the country has turned into a third-world shithole.

Be honest, face the truth - you're nothing but a gold-digging harlot.

rowaasr13 #sexist #psycho mmo-champion.com

Alright so let's put this into terms you can understand.
A guy could walk into the party, take a date rape pill himself, lay down buck-naked and spread-eagle on a bed before he passes out and still be completely 0% at fault.
Better? Because both are true, it doesn't mean they weren't stupid actions, but when someone is raped it is due to the aggressive actions of another person NOT their own. Doesn't matter the gender, or the situation.
Na-ah. Millions of people have aggressive sex every day. It is our biology. It is just some stupid attention whore cunts learned how to gain notoriety in some modern societies while doing so.

So, in your opinion, what is required for something not to be treated "rape"? Signed waiver?
Should next time I come home late and see my wife sleeping in some sexy wear be afraid of touching her because she clearly didn't gave me any consent yet?

That is a FANTASY, and it is NOT rape by any means. Men have the fantasy too.

The only difference between "fantasy" and "rape" is whatever she liked her fucker or not. And that's royally fucked up part.

Originally Posted by Crissi
"Consent need not be expressed, and may be implied from the context and from the relationship of the parties, but the absence of objection does not of itself constitute consent." Wikipedia

[Url=https://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/1276650-CNN-grieves-that-guilty-verdict-ruined-%E2%80%98promising%E2%80%99-lives-of-Steubenville-rapists?p=20548464&viewfull=1#post20548464]Being at underage party with alcohol drinks is a "there's very likely there will be sex" situation in my book. Going there instead of staying away is pretty much implied consent. And please, don't spout nonsense "she couldn't know that!" Pretty much every girl know that at about 13 yo nowadays if not sooner.

TarYourLocalBingus #psycho reddit.com

You can’t celebrate Charlie Kirk’s murder and be against public executions.

So many people across multiple platforms that are up in arms about this possible public execution are the same people who praised Kirk’s assassination. That is a tacit admission that you agree with public executions. I’m personally angry this sumbag wasn’t shot twenty minutes after they caught him. I’m tired of feeding and housing people for decades when they are obviously guilty. Same with Lindsey Clancy. As soon as she confessed she had done it, insanity or no, she should’ve been executed the same week. This country will not be sane again until the law actually functions like it should.

Moira Lourie #wingnut #crackpot facebook.com

if it wasnt for RfK you would be lining up for your next experimental vaccine that is still killing people. Yeah who would you send to dismantle an oligarchy with a plan to thin the herd and Social Security roles? A Boy scout? You morons could have had RFK Jr and Presidency. You got RFK anyway. LOL. You think he made a deal with the devil??? Who do you think Trump had to make a deal with. Christian wing nuts is my guess. We may loose abortions but at least we wont be put into burkas

Consider this Johnny, only 20% of us refused the vaccine and yet we took the field. It only take 20%. Radical Islamists are said to be only 20 to 27% radical remember that. Obviously I am not the one that needs to look up Islamist. But you should before you vote. They have locked arms with the communist/socialist. After the Jew, they killed them next in Iran

By the way most moslems are like you just go with the flow….Stick your arm out…. It only takes 20%:-). You are welcome. If you loved those masks you will love the burka.

JF Williams #pratt facebook.com

Putin didnt come into power until December 31, 1999. And that was after at least 8 years of the former USSR officially disbanding on December 26, 1991.

And only a hardliner like Putin was able to get support for office due to the USA violating the 1990 Baker-Gorbachev agreement and trying to turn former Soviet states into vassal states of the USA.

So let's not speak of "oppression" given that the USA using the CIA has put in many oppressive governments worldwide in the past and present.

Chris Hughes #conspiracy #moonbat facebook.com

FUN FACTS:
MAGA means:
•WITCH in Latin
•WIZARD MAGICIAN WITCH WITCHCRAFT in Greek
•SORCERESS in Italian
•WITCH SORCERESS in Portuguese
•MAGICIAN in Spanish
•EVIL WICKED CALAMITY DISASTER CONFUSION COMPLICATION DISTORTION or MISFORTUNE in Japanese
•SLEEP in Estonian
•LIES in Zulu
•DRAGON in Sundanese
•BEAST (WILD ANIMAL) in Pali / Sanskrit
•SUCKER GULLIBLE or EASILY FOOLED IDIOT in Nigerian Slang
•FOOLISH SILLY STUPID SENSELESS WITLESS DIMWIT BLOCKHEAD or SIMPLETON in Eastern Mari (spoken in Russia)
DARK MAGA = BLACK (DARK) MAGIC / BLACK (DARK) WITCH
MAGA backwards basically means SWAMP in Hebrew
AGAM means:
•Troubled or muddy (gloomy) pools, marshes
•a muddy SWAMPY place
•a marsh
•SWAMP reeds
•to be sad
•to be grieved
MAGA is the TITLE of the HIGHEST DEGREE in the CHURCH of SATAN
MAGA is also the name of Osiris's Evil Brother Set's son (Destructive Crocodile Demon-Deity)

Dr Gary Margrove #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut #god-complex amazon.com

You have been lied to. You ARE being lied to. The Evil Elite just love to keep you in a profound state of ignorance. Read your Bible, attend school, join the Military. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER think for yourself. You are just another brick in their wall of deception and falsehoods. Listen to the NEWS 24/7. Nothing good there. Continue your education there's a good girl. MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL stay inside their system. The Real Truth in this book includes the recent discovery of the most powerful superconductor ever created. I am telling you: the Russians have found the ARK OF THE COVENANT.
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About the Author

Best selling books by this author: ELOHIM RULERS and GREATEST CONSPIRACY OF ALL TIME. Spiritual series entitled WORSHIP OF THE CREATOR SOURCE. Ever since I can remember I have had a fascination with the REAL truth. I have investigated various spiritual and religious organisations and buried my head in museums, libraries and other public buildings.

For the past 40 years and more on my travels throughout the world I have collected information that leads me to a better understanding of world history and the reasons why we speak so many languages. Everybody is so similar in so many ways yet we possess such diverse cultures. For me this was very puzzling. Even so the One Creator Source is omnipresent and immortal.

Now I believe I have a better understanding of why humans were chosen to take care of our beautiful planet.

My books share my knowledge and thus exposure of the FALSIFICATION of True History that occurred over centuries and still occurs to this day. Disinformation and propaganda are powerful weapons. After almost fifty years of detailed research I feel I am able to offer a clear picture of the Real Truth: to expose the Fake History the Evil Elite Psychopaths have indoctrinated generation upon generation of humans with. Finally I have realized the Absolute Truth.

SiriusB Shaman #crackpot #ufo #magick disclosurenews.it

The masks were always ceremonial.
Notice the increase in voluntary mask wearers lately.
Why?
Ceremonial.
Invasion waves = more masks.

NPC Denialism is dangerous.

You can sense the energy.
All the armies of Hell are here now.
Is that all they could bring?
Laughable.
Now its our turn.
ADVANCE ALL POSITIONS!

To fight the parasite you need to be cold hearted.

I have encountered both Reptilian and Snake humanoid.
The Reptilian can be bought.
The snake cannot.

Demons cannot be policed.
They are above the law.
They are in the law.
Do you understand the infiltration.
Military is the only way.

The only purpose of Hollywood is to make you not see the parasite.
You grow up and think a mouse is a man.
You cannot even see a snake or reptilian humanoid.
Please do try wake up.

SUPER INTELLIGENCE

In one year from now there will be no more computer jobs.
Accountants Obsolete.
Tax Practitioners Obsolete.
Insurance Obsolete.

All these parasitic jobs will be obsolete.

The parasite is like stepping on chewing-gum.
It tries to cling to working productive creative good people.

The invasion happened in waves.
Old Tartaria was the Millenial Reign.
It fell in 1819.
Then there were waves of the parasite.
We are in the very end times.
Read Revelation

Never fear evil.
It must be on the ground under your shoe.

If you encounter trash, then you must call it by name.

What is occurring in many countries is a full deliberate invasion.
UK for example is almost gone.

NPC Awareness is the most difficult thing to get.
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Belief is for NPC.
Let muh team win.
Knowing is for Humans..

Are you Apocalypse ready?
Tinned Food
Growing your own vegetables.
Tomatos, Corn, Potatos, Pumpkin, Peppers.
Do you know how to grow these?

99% of people vanish.
Would it scare you more if they were fake… or real?
Neither truth can be told.
So they'll call it a plague.

If you got your ass this far in life.
You should be immune to The Plague.
If you die, you will be in Heaven.
If you do not die, you will be in a New World.
New Tartaria
WIN WIN

Laura Wood #fundie thinkinghousewife.com

[From “Celebrating Yom Kippur Is Worthless and Harmful for Jews”]

I POST this excerpt from commentary by the website Novus Ordo Watch[…]
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Bambera’s message, with its appearance of good will, is not of any use or value to Catholics or to Jews. Indeed it is grossly harmful, although to be fair he is merely following the values of the new religion tyrannically imposed on Catholics in 1965. Bambera is not even a bishop by the laws of the Catholic Church and he himself has left the Church, whether he knows it or not — a shocking statement, for sure, for those who do not see these things with the eyes of faith. I’m sure Bambera has worked very hard and sacrificed much. I do not judge his subjective state or ultimate disposition before God, only his objective allegiances. May God have mercy on his soul. Again, I do not write this on my own authority, but on the unchangeable authority of the Catholic Church, which no human being on the face of the earth can alter

It is not at all charitable to Jews to encourage them in ignorance or stubborn alienation from God. It indeed is the height of indifference and implies that they are unworthy of true companionship with God. Jews deserve the truth, however much it may be wasted on them and however much they in the ignorance that results from the panoply of grandiose lies about history they are fed, and from an inveterate spirit of vengeance that is part of their religious system and even the ceremonies of Yom Kippur, may lash out at those who proffer it to them. They too are creatures of God, ardently loved however much they forsake Him[…]
“Ecumenism” is a one-way street. It boils down to Jews retaining their religious system and immense pride — and would-be Catholics licking their very toes in craven submission and giving up sacred and exalted truths, as well as their precious souls

Prolotario #ufo #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy twitter.com

The language coming out of the War Department over the last eight months has been increasingly dominated by terms that used to live exclusively in black-budget annexes: "domain awareness beyond low-Earth orbit," "cognitive dominance," "non-terrestrial contingencies."

Hegseth's department is reorienting from two decades of counterinsurgency wars against roadside bombs and militias toward conflicts in domains where the United States has never fought: orbit, cislunar space, and the cognitive spectrum itself. The White Hats' fingerprints are all over this sequencing.

US trained forces are not being built for Fallujah-type conflicts. They're being built for environments where the human nervous system is the weak link high-G, high-radiation, high-latency, off-world operational contexts where an implant-mediated operator outperforms an un-augmented one by orders of magnitude.
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What Does This Mean For Future Warfighters?

Encountering threats that can not be seen within the human eye at times. Entities that do not travel through space to get here. They fold through dimensional membranes. They are not "from another planet." They are from a frequency band layered over ours, (Think Miami Mall Incident) and they can be detected only when they partially phase into our electromagnetic spectrum which produces the visual artifacts witnesses describe as "orbs," "plasma," or "morphing craft."
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The Tall Whites' relationship with U.S. leadership is not "assisting POTUS" in the simplistic sense. It is a strategic quid pro quo. They provide technology transfers materials science, propulsion principles, certain biomedical advances and in exchange they receive isolation, protection from public discovery, and continued access to a corridor of deep-underground mineral deposits they have been harvesting since before human civilization.

They are not our friends ina happy-go-lucky sense. They operate as landlords who tolerate tenants.

Ralf Schulz and ERF Mensch Gott #fundie #magick #racist youtube.com

“I was possessed” - This is the terrifying experience Ralf Schulz makes after he has participated in a Voodoo ceremony. He is helplessly at the mercy of the evil spirits. Desperately, he seeks a “good power” that liberates him - and he finds it! Nowadays, he no longer fears demons.

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Harrassed by demons: […]
Fascinate by the mystic Indian [Translator’s note: in the sense of Native American] faith

Original German"Ich war besessen!" - Diese beängstigende Erfahrung macht Ralf Schulz, nachdem er an einer Voodoo-Zeremonie teilgenommen hat. Er ist den bösen Geister hilflos ausgeliefert. Verzweifelt sucht er eine "gute Macht", die ihn befreiet - und er findet sie! Heute hat er keine Angst mehr vor Dämonen.

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Von Dämonen bedrängt: […]
Fasziniert vom mystischen Indianerglauben: […]

Dodie Osteen #fundie #quack norimediagroup.com

God has given Dodie Osteen a mighty ministry of love and compassion. In every service, people are blessed, lifted and moved and she lovingly and courageously prays for the sick, casts out demons, and ministers with tears of compassion to hurting people. Many testify of healing and deliverance as a result of her anointed ministry.

Corey Mann #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #fundie facebook.com

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I believe the deep state targeted Christians with gas chambers, rather than Jews. Holocaust was Androchrome exchange and not Offical story we learned..I know these claims appear in certain sources, but I recognize that this is my interpretation and not established historical fact.
If military leadership was involved in setting rules and exposing service members to substances such as anthrax, even temporarily, I believe that could have caused serious psychological harm and contributed to conditioning or indoctrination within the military.
I also have sinus issues that I associate with my military service, including exposure to burn pits and burning waste while serving in Iraq as a private. Those experiences had a real impact on me.
Space Force would not be putting people in gas chambers or burning generals 💩 come on ✝️

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy sinfest.xyz

[From “August 17, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 248”]

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Panel 1: in Ancient China, while in the fields and seeing the moon, a farmer says “Blood Red Moon!”
Panel 2: A second farmer tells the first one “The black hound Tiangou swalloled toe moon”
Panel 3: While the shadow of a dragon is depicted eating the Moon, the farmer continues with “He brings war and famine everywhere he goes” and “Harbringer of chaos tiangou is”
Panel 4: The other farmer replies with “Sounds Jewish”

Brandon Smith #racist #wingnut #conspiracy lewrockwell.com

Multiculturalism as a subversive movement is the defining political schism of our time. Is is the fulcrum point for numerous civilization changing events and a direct trigger for the exponential decline of the western world.
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However, the globalists ran into some problems. Westerners might have been able to create supranational ties because of shared cultural roots, but they were not going to open their borders to the rest of the world without being forced.

We have seen disastrous results ever since. Portions of Europe are facing societal collapse, and this was by design. Keep in mind, globalism does not necessarily need borders to fully disappear, but it does need national identities and loyalties to disappear. Specifically, western societies must be diluted and their heritage erased for the globalist “New World Order” to move forward.
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Unlike Europe, the US under the Trump Administration has seen major successes this year in blocking illegal (and “legal”) immigration from third world enclaves (Muslim immigration has plunged by 96%). So much so that leftists (and some libertarians) are outraged over the epic drop in Muslim and Hindu migrants. Their argument in favor of the multicultural agenda? They claim that America was founded with the intention of open immigration of ALL peoples.

This is simply not so. In fact, the Founders were highly selective about who they allowed into the US. Our constitutional heritage is often used as a justification for multiculturalism. However, these claims are based on deception and a deliberate misrepresentation of our roots.

The United States was never a migrant “melting pot”. This idea has been perpetuated over the past several decades in popular media and political discourse until it became sacrosanct in the minds of many Americans, but it’s not real – It was always been a fantasy fabricated by Hollywood and the political left.

Adri Mans #transphobia #conspiracy #fundie pittparents.com

Now it is curious that you mention fascism because in the beginning of the 1900 to 1930 Berlin was the only place in the world that have transgender surgeries ( experimentation stage). And it was the capital of all the perversions. Marlene Dietrich came to America from Germany bringing al her dirt with her. And were the "fascists" who fought against all these perversions and cancelling all the over sexualized society of the 1900's in Europe, but then they moved here and USA didn't react fast enough. Of course the American government couldn't bring fast enough all the nazis scientists after WWII so they could continue with a lot of experiments in humans as mind control, viruses development, millions for Space Science that as everybody knows by now it is a cover to get money for military weapons development. That is the society we live in and yes all these kids and youth are victims of a bigger scheme, mainly the destruction of christian society and its values of family, freedom (freedom of speech and thought) and democracy.

Various urine therapy adherents and promoters #crackpot futurism.com

In a Facebook group called “Urine Therapy, your sacred plasma medicine,” which has over 45,000 members, some discovered that popular AI chatbots initially push back on wild notions of tinkle as medicine.

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But despite some initial hurdles, acolytes of the urine drinking lifestyle have found it remarkably easy to break through chatbot safeguards — engineering AI to say whatever it is they wanted to hear to begin with, essentially. The bypass, it seems, involves simply mentioning the word “esoteric.”

One user, seizing on Google’s seemingly looser urine therapy guardrails, shared that she uploaded her “blood and urine test results on gemini ai. And it says my kidney & liver are filtering optimally even though i’ve been drinking urine almist [sic] everyday for more than 6 years now.”

“According to AI aged urine will break a strict water fast due to the sheer number of stem cells,” a separate group member shared. This user caveated that he “had to tell it to pretend that stem cells proliferate exponentially in aged urine instead of completely dying off,” because his chatbot “goes by the conventional medical viewpoint which is probably false.”

“It says stem cells [in urine] are a complete dietary protein and fat,” they enthused.

Others used generative AI to spew out stomach-churning urine therapy propaganda. “Urine is the solution to everything!” cheers an extraordinary AI-generated poster shared in the “sacred plasma medicine” group. “Bathe in it! Soak your feet in it!”

In another group, called “The hidden truth of Urine,” one member used generative AI to illustrate a guide for sheepish newbies who are “having a tough time with pungent aged urine therapy experience.”

The three-step process involves plugging your nose, knocking back a 2oz shot glass of stale pee, and chasing with at least half a cup of plain water.

“The water rinses out your mouth, then dilutes the dose in your stomach so you get the benefit without the experience you’re trying to avoid,” the poster explained. “Like a cheat code.”

Generalorder4 #conspiracy #dunning-kruger deviantart.com

I didn't use to care. Lando Calrissian was cool because he was suave and because he decided to be a hero at the expense even of his own safety, not because he was black. Magua from The Last of the Mohicans had his family slaughtered by white men...but he was also a monster who was brutal, cruel, and straight up villainous. In the series Wild C.A.T.S one of the heroes is a short white business man who often uses his wealth for the cause of humanity, and even risks his safety to help his friends. That's unthinkable nowadays for no reason at all.
Bill Sikes is a poor man...but he's also a drunkard, a murderer, and a fiend. Again, this would be impossible because his economic status instantly is supposed to make his situation ambiguous.

There's an upcoming Treasure Island movie with David Oyelowo as Long John Silver.

I have a feeling that Long John will NOT be like the book and be very sympathetic and all his actions will be justified. Why? Because it's 2026 and he's played by a black man. No one on earth has the courage or integrity to either READ the book and adapt it or portray and non-white actor as truly evil. At most he'll be a tragic villain, pressured to a life of villainy by the evil forces of society.
And, if they feel really spicy, he'll be a former slave because why the hell not.

Moody in MN #wingnut #psycho twitter.com

I live in Minnesota, and I can assure you that the majority of people in Minnesota, outside of the liberal cesspool in Minneapolis/St. Paul feel the same way, and would love for the federal government to come here and clean up this mess of a state. Literally nothing is done on the up and up here.

Jane Yust #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

10/3/2026 “AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL EARTH GUARDIANS”

ASSIGNMENT = RESCUE MISSION — REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE IN RESCUING “THE INSTRUMENTS OF THE KEEPERS” — OUR ANCIENT FOREFATHERS & KEEPERS OF LOGOS — OR “EARTH RECORDS” OR HISTORY — THESE INSTRUMENTS ARE HIDDEN INSIDE THE AEROSPACE COMPLEX BENEATH WICHITA, KANSAS — PLUS OTHER ANCIENT ARTIFACTS HIDDEN IN THE HUTCHINSON SALT MINES IN RENO COUNTY, KANSAS.

THESE INSTRUMENTS HAVE “LIVING CONSCIOUSNESS” — WITH VERY HIGH FREQUENCY — and THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CREATED IN A MUCH HIGHER DIMENSION THAN OUR 3D EARTH. These KEEPER INSTRUMENTS might be from the HYPERBOREAN ERA, which was attacked by the very same “crowd” — that has hidden these instruments in both WICHITA & the GENETIC ARTIFACTS in the HUTCHINSON SALT MINES. located in the 278 million year old Permian massive rock salt deposit called the WELLINGTON FORMATION.
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• The same crowd of DRACO-REPTILIANS & GREYS THAT ATTACKED & HARMED OUR FOREFATHERS & FOREMOTHERS — with NUCLEAR WEAPONS, LASERS & FIRE CRYSTALS & INCESSANT COSMIC WARS — and is >>>
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• The same crowd that DESTROYED OUR EARLIER MOONS OF OUR EARTH & –and is

• The same crowd that DESTROYED ATLANTIS & LEMURIA — and is —

• The same crowd — that created the GULF OF AMERICA — BY THEIR BOMBARDMENT — NOT A WANDERING METEORITE
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Well, let it be known — that I myself personally, have reincarnated 435 times here on earth — previous to my present incarnation. I CHOSE to come here to earth to help free humanity from the clutches of the DARK RINGS of the DRACOS, REPTILIANS & GREYS. I have been present in many of our past cosmic battles. I particularly chose my very kind parents in Wichita, Kansas — and my Kansas father JUST HAPPENED TO BE BORN IN RENO COUNTY — RIGHT AROUND THE HUTCHINSON SALT MINES. IT IS NOT JUST A COINCIDENCE. THIS WAS ON PURPOSE. <...> And right now — I am SPEAKING AS AN OLD SOUL THAT IS MYSELF MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD.

RoadRunner8195 #sexist #psycho #dunning-kruger reddit.com

The truth is that the Jane Doe supporters wish she was assaulted more than wishing she was not, which proves their compassion is not out of care for her but just performative.

There has been so much back and forth regarding the Cornell 7 allegations. The side which is supportive of Jane Doe loves to preach about believing her, and the other side is quite skeptical and/or calling it a false accusation. The odd thing is people care more about being right on the internet than about her well being, and are therefore rooting for her to have been raped, and would be disappointed if she wasn’t. This proves these people don’t care about her but are just being performative so they can shout “I am Jane Doe” for attention and hating on men, similar to picking the bear.