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Moira Lourie #wingnut #crackpot facebook.com

if it wasnt for RfK you would be lining up for your next experimental vaccine that is still killing people. Yeah who would you send to dismantle an oligarchy with a plan to thin the herd and Social Security roles? A Boy scout? You morons could have had RFK Jr and Presidency. You got RFK anyway. LOL. You think he made a deal with the devil??? Who do you think Trump had to make a deal with. Christian wing nuts is my guess. We may loose abortions but at least we wont be put into burkas

Consider this Johnny, only 20% of us refused the vaccine and yet we took the field. It only take 20%. Radical Islamists are said to be only 20 to 27% radical remember that. Obviously I am not the one that needs to look up Islamist. But you should before you vote. They have locked arms with the communist/socialist. After the Jew, they killed them next in Iran

By the way most moslems are like you just go with the flow….Stick your arm out…. It only takes 20%:-). You are welcome. If you loved those masks you will love the burka.

rowaasr13 #sexist #psycho mmo-champion.com

Alright so let's put this into terms you can understand.
A guy could walk into the party, take a date rape pill himself, lay down buck-naked and spread-eagle on a bed before he passes out and still be completely 0% at fault.
Better? Because both are true, it doesn't mean they weren't stupid actions, but when someone is raped it is due to the aggressive actions of another person NOT their own. Doesn't matter the gender, or the situation.
Na-ah. Millions of people have aggressive sex every day. It is our biology. It is just some stupid attention whore cunts learned how to gain notoriety in some modern societies while doing so.

So, in your opinion, what is required for something not to be treated "rape"? Signed waiver?
Should next time I come home late and see my wife sleeping in some sexy wear be afraid of touching her because she clearly didn't gave me any consent yet?

That is a FANTASY, and it is NOT rape by any means. Men have the fantasy too.

The only difference between "fantasy" and "rape" is whatever she liked her fucker or not. And that's royally fucked up part.

Originally Posted by Crissi
"Consent need not be expressed, and may be implied from the context and from the relationship of the parties, but the absence of objection does not of itself constitute consent." Wikipedia

[Url=https://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/1276650-CNN-grieves-that-guilty-verdict-ruined-%E2%80%98promising%E2%80%99-lives-of-Steubenville-rapists?p=20548464&viewfull=1#post20548464]Being at underage party with alcohol drinks is a "there's very likely there will be sex" situation in my book. Going there instead of staying away is pretty much implied consent. And please, don't spout nonsense "she couldn't know that!" Pretty much every girl know that at about 13 yo nowadays if not sooner.

GregBet-x8g #dunning-kruger youtube.com

(Defending Tim Pool - yes, the beanie guy)


Simple we watched the whole argument and not just clips.
Adam did not do well in this. U would know this if u had the full context, this is why the left gets very frustrated when the conversation goes deeper than surface level
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My question to u why waste ur time listening to half an argument

leria #pratt #psycho arstechnica.com

What's always bothered me was that the preconcieved stereotypical predator often overlaps the streotypical adult gamer and comic book nerd. Being an adult gamer, it annoys me.

The bigger problem is that they are acting like pedosexuality is 'abnormal'. Frankly, I am a pedosexual and have found that most men, when I ask them, would sleep with an underage girl if they could get away with it and most women would do the same with underage boys, because they are 'easier to control' as one woman told me! The only thing 'abnormal' about pedosexuals is that we are HONEST about our sexuality and see nothing wrong with it, just like homosexuals who used to be called 'abnormal' because they didn't see anything and don't see anything wrong with their sexuality. I have not see ONE child who was not dragged into the social workers office where I used to work by their parents or some other asswipe who had 'moral outrage' thinking that this child was sexually active more than them.... which is what it usually amounts to, jealousy towards the child in question. I also have to say that most of the 'harm' from underage sexual encounters come from the reaction of society to them. There were three girls in my high school class who had been 'sexually abused' by their father, and had NO problems with it until their mothers found out about it and made a big fuss about it, getting their fathers put into prison. Then the girls had problems, because they didn't really want their father put into prison and felt guilt over that. They finally helped get their father out of prison by recanting their testimony, telling what their mothers had threatened them with (killing them, in two cases), and having their mothers put into prison because their mothers were abusing them physically and emotionally. It is just past time to stop with this 'sexual morality' BS and realize that there is no such thing as a sexual act that is 'wrong' unless you are PHYSICALLY FORCING SOMEONE INTO IT OR THREATENING THEM WITH PHYSICALLY FORCING THEM INTO IT. There is no such thing as coercion by keeping something from someone (unless it's food or shelter).

Lawrence Jones and Ainsley Earhardt #conspiracy #wingnut mediamatters.org

[Both hosts speak about Ms. Rachel]

From the October 1, 2026, edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends

LAWRENCE JONES (CO-HOST): Every parents that you know may have not known her politics, you know it now. So you need to take this off the screen. Because she's — this is pure indoctrination, and it used to just be the high schools, the middle schools, and the colleges, and now they're like hmm let's do this a little earlier —

AINSLEY EARHARDT (CO-HOST): Let's go younger

JONES: Yeah, we've got to start from birth. It's really sinister when you think about what they're doing

Ralf Schulz and ERF Mensch Gott #fundie #magick #racist youtube.com

“I was possessed” - This is the terrifying experience Ralf Schulz makes after he has participated in a Voodoo ceremony. He is helplessly at the mercy of the evil spirits. Desperately, he seeks a “good power” that liberates him - and he finds it! Nowadays, he no longer fears demons.

See more:

Harrassed by demons: […]
Fascinate by the mystic Indian [Translator’s note: in the sense of Native American] faith

Original German"Ich war besessen!" - Diese beängstigende Erfahrung macht Ralf Schulz, nachdem er an einer Voodoo-Zeremonie teilgenommen hat. Er ist den bösen Geister hilflos ausgeliefert. Verzweifelt sucht er eine "gute Macht", die ihn befreiet - und er findet sie! Heute hat er keine Angst mehr vor Dämonen.

Noch mehr ansehen

Von Dämonen bedrängt: […]
Fasziniert vom mystischen Indianerglauben: […]

Dodie Osteen #fundie #quack norimediagroup.com

God has given Dodie Osteen a mighty ministry of love and compassion. In every service, people are blessed, lifted and moved and she lovingly and courageously prays for the sick, casts out demons, and ministers with tears of compassion to hurting people. Many testify of healing and deliverance as a result of her anointed ministry.

Corey Mann #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #fundie facebook.com

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I believe the deep state targeted Christians with gas chambers, rather than Jews. Holocaust was Androchrome exchange and not Offical story we learned..I know these claims appear in certain sources, but I recognize that this is my interpretation and not established historical fact.
If military leadership was involved in setting rules and exposing service members to substances such as anthrax, even temporarily, I believe that could have caused serious psychological harm and contributed to conditioning or indoctrination within the military.
I also have sinus issues that I associate with my military service, including exposure to burn pits and burning waste while serving in Iraq as a private. Those experiences had a real impact on me.
Space Force would not be putting people in gas chambers or burning generals 💩 come on ✝️

Prolotario #ufo #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy twitter.com

The language coming out of the War Department over the last eight months has been increasingly dominated by terms that used to live exclusively in black-budget annexes: "domain awareness beyond low-Earth orbit," "cognitive dominance," "non-terrestrial contingencies."

Hegseth's department is reorienting from two decades of counterinsurgency wars against roadside bombs and militias toward conflicts in domains where the United States has never fought: orbit, cislunar space, and the cognitive spectrum itself. The White Hats' fingerprints are all over this sequencing.

US trained forces are not being built for Fallujah-type conflicts. They're being built for environments where the human nervous system is the weak link high-G, high-radiation, high-latency, off-world operational contexts where an implant-mediated operator outperforms an un-augmented one by orders of magnitude.
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What Does This Mean For Future Warfighters?

Encountering threats that can not be seen within the human eye at times. Entities that do not travel through space to get here. They fold through dimensional membranes. They are not "from another planet." They are from a frequency band layered over ours, (Think Miami Mall Incident) and they can be detected only when they partially phase into our electromagnetic spectrum which produces the visual artifacts witnesses describe as "orbs," "plasma," or "morphing craft."
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The Tall Whites' relationship with U.S. leadership is not "assisting POTUS" in the simplistic sense. It is a strategic quid pro quo. They provide technology transfers materials science, propulsion principles, certain biomedical advances and in exchange they receive isolation, protection from public discovery, and continued access to a corridor of deep-underground mineral deposits they have been harvesting since before human civilization.

They are not our friends ina happy-go-lucky sense. They operate as landlords who tolerate tenants.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy sinfest.xyz

[From “August 17, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 248”]

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Panel 1: in Ancient China, while in the fields and seeing the moon, a farmer says “Blood Red Moon!”
Panel 2: A second farmer tells the first one “The black hound Tiangou swalloled toe moon”
Panel 3: While the shadow of a dragon is depicted eating the Moon, the farmer continues with “He brings war and famine everywhere he goes” and “Harbringer of chaos tiangou is”
Panel 4: The other farmer replies with “Sounds Jewish”

Brandon Smith #racist #wingnut #conspiracy lewrockwell.com

Multiculturalism as a subversive movement is the defining political schism of our time. Is is the fulcrum point for numerous civilization changing events and a direct trigger for the exponential decline of the western world.
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However, the globalists ran into some problems. Westerners might have been able to create supranational ties because of shared cultural roots, but they were not going to open their borders to the rest of the world without being forced.

We have seen disastrous results ever since. Portions of Europe are facing societal collapse, and this was by design. Keep in mind, globalism does not necessarily need borders to fully disappear, but it does need national identities and loyalties to disappear. Specifically, western societies must be diluted and their heritage erased for the globalist “New World Order” to move forward.
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Unlike Europe, the US under the Trump Administration has seen major successes this year in blocking illegal (and “legal”) immigration from third world enclaves (Muslim immigration has plunged by 96%). So much so that leftists (and some libertarians) are outraged over the epic drop in Muslim and Hindu migrants. Their argument in favor of the multicultural agenda? They claim that America was founded with the intention of open immigration of ALL peoples.

This is simply not so. In fact, the Founders were highly selective about who they allowed into the US. Our constitutional heritage is often used as a justification for multiculturalism. However, these claims are based on deception and a deliberate misrepresentation of our roots.

The United States was never a migrant “melting pot”. This idea has been perpetuated over the past several decades in popular media and political discourse until it became sacrosanct in the minds of many Americans, but it’s not real – It was always been a fantasy fabricated by Hollywood and the political left.

Generalorder4 #conspiracy #dunning-kruger deviantart.com

I didn't use to care. Lando Calrissian was cool because he was suave and because he decided to be a hero at the expense even of his own safety, not because he was black. Magua from The Last of the Mohicans had his family slaughtered by white men...but he was also a monster who was brutal, cruel, and straight up villainous. In the series Wild C.A.T.S one of the heroes is a short white business man who often uses his wealth for the cause of humanity, and even risks his safety to help his friends. That's unthinkable nowadays for no reason at all.
Bill Sikes is a poor man...but he's also a drunkard, a murderer, and a fiend. Again, this would be impossible because his economic status instantly is supposed to make his situation ambiguous.

There's an upcoming Treasure Island movie with David Oyelowo as Long John Silver.

I have a feeling that Long John will NOT be like the book and be very sympathetic and all his actions will be justified. Why? Because it's 2026 and he's played by a black man. No one on earth has the courage or integrity to either READ the book and adapt it or portray and non-white actor as truly evil. At most he'll be a tragic villain, pressured to a life of villainy by the evil forces of society.
And, if they feel really spicy, he'll be a former slave because why the hell not.

Ben Shapiro #ableist #conspiracy #crackpot #pratt #psycho #racist #sexist #transphobia #wingnut thebulwark.com

The Daily Wire Is Quietly Shooting a Pro-ICE Movie. We Got the Script.

The film, with the working title Pawn Shop, centers on an Antifa siege of a Minneapolis pawn shop amid anti-ICE unrest. On one side: an ICE agent joined by a group of pawn-shop employees and customers. On the other: a rabble of progressive protesters, and eventually a bloodthirsty MS-13 death squad, both intent on rescuing a Hispanic man detained by ICE. It plays out exactly how you’d expect it would.

The film’s first minutes will likely get the most attention. As Pawn Shop opens, two ICE agents in Minneapolis arrest the Latino man, later revealed to be an MS-13 boss. Dimwitted liberal activists film and scuffle with the agents as they try to take their suspect away.

Then the film’s Renée Good stand-in enters, slamming her Subaru into the ICE van. Described with the subtlety of a brick as “MELANIE (40), a fat blue-hair,” the woman, blasting NPR, revs up again and fatally hits ICE agent “Juan” with her car. Then his ICE partner, “Mike,” shoots her in a justifiable killing.

Melanie reacts to the drawn gun with panic...

She MASHES on the gas as she throws the car into reverse, accidentally SLAMMING Juan out of the way. He goes flying into the gutter, bleeding...

And as the car reverses, Mike FIRES TWICE through the

windshield...

The first shot takes the [sic] Melanie in the neck, below her covid

mask. The second in the head, above her covid mask.

Blood SPLATTERS on her PASSENGER’s (40s, female, overweight)

forehead and matching covid mask.

From there, the ICE agent drags his suspect into the pawn shop, with an Antifa mob hot on their heels. The stage is now set for a siege, during which numerous Molotov cocktails will be thrown and shotgun shells will fly. Rest assured that no liberal piety will survive.

Inside the pawn shop, we meet its grizzled Hispanic owner and his son, newly back from college and majoring in Chicano studies. Much to his father’s chagrin, the son is dressed in a Che Guevara shirt and “listening to a POP SONG unfitting for a man.” A pawn-shop security guard quips they’re lucky the boy didn’t get a sex change.

Anon #homophobia lolcow.farm

Gays are just "straight"/bi moids who have been coomditioned by early life prostate stimulation. All XYs know what getting assfucked feels like (pooping stimulates the prostate and often causes poop boners - no, I'm not fucking kidding), but actually doing it for real breaks them in a way that makes them incapable of being "normal" about their parasitism on women. Things like trying to do it via some other "masculine and straight" proxy are pretty common, which is why most fags are paradoxically invested in you having sex with moids for some reason. One would think that if their sexuality was genuine, they'd want all the moids for themselves and thus encourage 4B, but it's literally never the case.

Various urine therapy adherents and promoters #crackpot futurism.com

In a Facebook group called “Urine Therapy, your sacred plasma medicine,” which has over 45,000 members, some discovered that popular AI chatbots initially push back on wild notions of tinkle as medicine.

[…]

But despite some initial hurdles, acolytes of the urine drinking lifestyle have found it remarkably easy to break through chatbot safeguards — engineering AI to say whatever it is they wanted to hear to begin with, essentially. The bypass, it seems, involves simply mentioning the word “esoteric.”

One user, seizing on Google’s seemingly looser urine therapy guardrails, shared that she uploaded her “blood and urine test results on gemini ai. And it says my kidney & liver are filtering optimally even though i’ve been drinking urine almist [sic] everyday for more than 6 years now.”

“According to AI aged urine will break a strict water fast due to the sheer number of stem cells,” a separate group member shared. This user caveated that he “had to tell it to pretend that stem cells proliferate exponentially in aged urine instead of completely dying off,” because his chatbot “goes by the conventional medical viewpoint which is probably false.”

“It says stem cells [in urine] are a complete dietary protein and fat,” they enthused.

Others used generative AI to spew out stomach-churning urine therapy propaganda. “Urine is the solution to everything!” cheers an extraordinary AI-generated poster shared in the “sacred plasma medicine” group. “Bathe in it! Soak your feet in it!”

In another group, called “The hidden truth of Urine,” one member used generative AI to illustrate a guide for sheepish newbies who are “having a tough time with pungent aged urine therapy experience.”

The three-step process involves plugging your nose, knocking back a 2oz shot glass of stale pee, and chasing with at least half a cup of plain water.

“The water rinses out your mouth, then dilutes the dose in your stomach so you get the benefit without the experience you’re trying to avoid,” the poster explained. “Like a cheat code.”

Tucker Carlson #wingnut #pratt #racist #dunning-kruger telegraph.co.uk

Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg has accused Tucker Carlson[…]of “verging on defending” Adolf Hitler[…]
In the show, titled “Tucker Confronts Britain’s Most Pro-War Advocate”, the firebrand broadcaster also appeared to suggest that Britain’s involvement in the war was unnecessary because Hitler had repeatedly claimed that he did not want to fight the UK

Sir Jacob said: “You seem to be putting more trust in Hitler than I would. He said all sorts of things”

Following a brief history lesson about Neville Chamberlain’s promise of “peace for our time” after his meeting with Hitler shortly before Nazi forces invaded Poland, Sir Jacob offered the American a little advice

“I’m very surprised you’re verging on defending Hitler. I think this is not really what you want to be doing”[…]
Carlson replied: “Yeah, I guess I’m just a secret Nazi. I’m actually not a secret Nazi… and hardly a public Nazi”

Sir Jacob, 57, responded, “I’m reassured”, before explaining that, if the UK had not gone to war, “Germany would have invaded us”[…]
Carlson, 57, also suggested that the Second World War was still being “presented” by Britain as a “good thing” despite it having “destroyed” the empire

“It was the classic good versus evil. We did the right thing,” Sir Jacob said, as he tried to explain the motivation behind going to war with a dictator who had invaded his neighbouring countries and exterminated millions of Jews

But Carlson – apparently eager to understand “cause and effect” – wanted to know whether the UK had “benefited” from taking on Hitler

Sir Jacob responded: “To have defeated Hitler? Yes”

Carlson asked: “The UK is a better country now? It is a healthier country?”

Sir Jacob: “In other words, we would all be speaking German”

The US broadcaster then said “Who cares?”, adding that “a lot of people in Britain” do not speak English, so if Germany had won, “at least a European language [would have been] spoken in your country”

Jane Yust #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

10/3/2026 “AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL EARTH GUARDIANS”

ASSIGNMENT = RESCUE MISSION — REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE IN RESCUING “THE INSTRUMENTS OF THE KEEPERS” — OUR ANCIENT FOREFATHERS & KEEPERS OF LOGOS — OR “EARTH RECORDS” OR HISTORY — THESE INSTRUMENTS ARE HIDDEN INSIDE THE AEROSPACE COMPLEX BENEATH WICHITA, KANSAS — PLUS OTHER ANCIENT ARTIFACTS HIDDEN IN THE HUTCHINSON SALT MINES IN RENO COUNTY, KANSAS.

THESE INSTRUMENTS HAVE “LIVING CONSCIOUSNESS” — WITH VERY HIGH FREQUENCY — and THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CREATED IN A MUCH HIGHER DIMENSION THAN OUR 3D EARTH. These KEEPER INSTRUMENTS might be from the HYPERBOREAN ERA, which was attacked by the very same “crowd” — that has hidden these instruments in both WICHITA & the GENETIC ARTIFACTS in the HUTCHINSON SALT MINES. located in the 278 million year old Permian massive rock salt deposit called the WELLINGTON FORMATION.
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• The same crowd of DRACO-REPTILIANS & GREYS THAT ATTACKED & HARMED OUR FOREFATHERS & FOREMOTHERS — with NUCLEAR WEAPONS, LASERS & FIRE CRYSTALS & INCESSANT COSMIC WARS — and is >>>
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• The same crowd that DESTROYED OUR EARLIER MOONS OF OUR EARTH & –and is

• The same crowd that DESTROYED ATLANTIS & LEMURIA — and is —

• The same crowd — that created the GULF OF AMERICA — BY THEIR BOMBARDMENT — NOT A WANDERING METEORITE
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Well, let it be known — that I myself personally, have reincarnated 435 times here on earth — previous to my present incarnation. I CHOSE to come here to earth to help free humanity from the clutches of the DARK RINGS of the DRACOS, REPTILIANS & GREYS. I have been present in many of our past cosmic battles. I particularly chose my very kind parents in Wichita, Kansas — and my Kansas father JUST HAPPENED TO BE BORN IN RENO COUNTY — RIGHT AROUND THE HUTCHINSON SALT MINES. IT IS NOT JUST A COINCIDENCE. THIS WAS ON PURPOSE. <...> And right now — I am SPEAKING AS AN OLD SOUL THAT IS MYSELF MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD.

RoadRunner8195 #sexist #psycho #dunning-kruger reddit.com

The truth is that the Jane Doe supporters wish she was assaulted more than wishing she was not, which proves their compassion is not out of care for her but just performative.

There has been so much back and forth regarding the Cornell 7 allegations. The side which is supportive of Jane Doe loves to preach about believing her, and the other side is quite skeptical and/or calling it a false accusation. The odd thing is people care more about being right on the internet than about her well being, and are therefore rooting for her to have been raped, and would be disappointed if she wasn’t. This proves these people don’t care about her but are just being performative so they can shout “I am Jane Doe” for attention and hating on men, similar to picking the bear.

Envita Medical Center #quack #mammon envita.com

Envita has done clinical trials in the past but does not do clinical trials currently, due to several reasons. Dr. Dino Prato and Dr. John Oertle discuss how clinical trials are important for the discovery of a new drug, but at Envita Medical Centers and Center of Excellence, the focus is not on one single therapy, drug, or treatment. The world class integrative center for precision oncology aims to enhance treatment options for cancer patients by utilizing cutting-edge combination treatments, which include immunotherapy, proprietary interventional radiology procedures, genetically targeted chemo agents, and integrative adjuvants. We aim to provide a greater selection of treatments based on each patient's genomics, as opposed to putting all our efforts and hopes into a single drug to produce a response to care.
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In this uniquely advanced precision care approach, we utilize our advanced algorithms which have been developed over the course of two decades in helping late-stage cancer patients respond to care. Our proprietary precision testing guides us to the most suitable agents for treating each patient's cancer and its microenvironment to help with their holistic recovery. With our location in Arizona, we also take advantage of the expanded right to try law to utilize the latest in conventional medicine, including drugs and therapies that are still in the clinical trial phase, and combine them with precision genomic chemotherapy, immunotherapy, and integrative agents. These powerful combinations are designed to take cancer care to the next level, by helping in improving your quality of life, increasing longevity, and reducing toxicities and side effects, typically associated with standard oncology treatments.

CADdie,Squishyfish,Chickenlegs #sexist #psycho arstechnica.com

CADdie: “I lost my virginity at age 18 to a 14 year old girl who was more mature and experienced than me, and she never turned out to be a mental wreck later.

If a 14 year old girl would want to have sex with me today, I'd probably do it.”


Squishyfish”I should just point out that there exist cultures in which parents arrange for their children to have sex with older members of the community, as part of a rite of passage into adulthood.

I would assume that if sex with an older person was innately harmful, these cultures would have self-destructed long ago.”

Chickenlegs:”What pisses me off the most is when you get these teens, say 15 or 16, and they go around sleeping with as many men as they feel like it. Then they sleep with some guy that is like 21 and people point to the guy like he did something wrong. Hey, I say if a teenager is going around getting guys to sleep with em then put the blame where it belongs, right on the teen. None of this, "Oh, he is 21, he should know better." Ill tell you what he knows, he knows that an attractive young energetic girl with boobs wants to sleep with him. Thats what he knows.”

AVEMARIA and Raphael Haslinger #fundie #magick youtube.com

Ex–Satanist converts himself – moving testimony regarding the canonisation of Bartolo Longo | AVEMARIA

Raphael Haslinger was deeply entangled in occult practices – now he professes to Jesus and the Church. In this moving interview the former Satanist tells how he found his way back to God - and how the new saint, Bartolo Logo helped him.

Bartolo Longo was one a Satanist himself, before he experienced a radical conversion through the intercession of Mary, Mother of God, and became the great Apostle of the Rosary. On the occasion of his canonisation in Rome today, Raphael Haslinger shares his current testimony - a call for everyone who believes that there is no way back.

🙏Themes:
- Deliverance from Satanism
- The Power of the Rosary
- The Example of the holy Bartolo Longo
- Conversion and Mercy of God

Original GermanRaphael Haslinger war tief in okkulte Praktiken verstrickt – heute bekennt er sich zu Christus und zur Kirche. In diesem bewegenden Interview erzählt der ehemalige Satanist, wie er den Weg zurück zu Gott fand – und wie ihm dabei der neue Heilige, Bartolo Longo geholfen hat.

Bartolo Longo selbst war auch Satanist, bevor er durch die Fürsprache der Gottesmutter Maria eine radikale Bekehrung erlebte und zum grossen Apostel des Rosenkranzes wurde. Anlässlich seiner Heiligsprechung heute in Rom teilt Raphael Haslinger sein aktuelles Zeugnis – ein Ruf an alle, die glauben, dass es keine Rückkehr mehr gibt.

🙏 Themen:
• Befreiung aus dem Satanismus
• Die Macht des Rosenkranzes
• Das Beispiel des heiligen Bartolo Longo
• Bekehrung und Barmherzigkeit Gottes

Samuel Alito #homophobia #fundie abcnews.com

Submitter: This is Samuel Alito discussing homosexual marriage and religious liberty.

"In dissent from that ruling," he said in the 2018 address, "I expressed my worry that equating the expression of certain views with bigotry -- or, if you like, with dignitary harm -- would drive believers out of public life."

Various anti-Israeli/pro-Palestinian protestors #moonbat jta.org

Hundreds of pro-Palestinian protesters on Wednesday night overran a vigil marking Oct. 7 attended by New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

The demonstrators swamped the area of Union Square Park that was supposed to host the event held by Israelis for Peace, a left-wing peace group.[…]

Upon learning Mamdani was present, the pro-Palestinian protesters booed and broke into a chant of “Traitor!” and “Zohran, what do you say? How many boots did you lick today?”

[…]

One protester yelled at Israelis for Peace organizers: “We don’t want peace with Israelis, bro! We sent your people to hell on October 7.” Other protesters wielded megaphones and drums while chanting anti-Israel slogans, including “Gaza will be liberated!” and “Israel is a terrorist state!”

Earlier in the evening, protesters were seen grabbing the electric candles intended for the vigil and mockingly singing the Jewish folk song “Hava Nagila.”

[…]

And someone else carried a poster depicting Yahya Sinwar, the Hamas leader who helped mastermind the attacks on southern Israel that killed 1,200 people three years ago Wednesday.

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The pro-Palestinian protesters had held a rally at City Hall, organized by Pal-Awda and various student groups, before heading to the location of the vigil.

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The throng of protesters outside City Hall chanted “Free Palestine,” “Globalize the intifada,” “Resistance is justified when people are occupied,” and “Israel is a terrorist state.”

One protester held a sign reading “Operation Epstein Fury,” a play on Operation Epic Fury. Another held a sign that read “Liberation in action Oct. 7.” Nearby, an Israeli flag was held up with the text “Death cult” and an inverted red triangle — a Hamas symbol — atop the Star of David.

Generalorder4 #conspiracy #dunning-kruger deviantart.com

What is NOT universal is thinly veiled very contemporary political shots, endless reiterations of 'the ____ experience' which never shifts in tone or tale. What's a 'refugee' experience? ALWAYS a hopeless put-upon saint looking for a decent existence being stalked by villainous racist ICE parodies. Every...single...time. Is this the only possible refugee experience in reality? Not at all.
But it's the only story that Hollywood can tell.

It's why the term 'virtue signaling' came into being. In the new Toy Story we have to continually belittle and sideline characters because of what they represent in the 'real world'. Woody is a man, so he's a useless object of mockery. Buzz is a strong man so he has to be feminized. We need all the female characters to be the strongest, the smartest, the center of the story.
Because of cowardice.
Because the studio is terrified that people in the real world will complain about a movie they may not even bother to see. Because we need to show we aren't like THOSE people, so we need to drop those not too subtle references to pledge our loyalty, to show we're GOOD people.

It's a ritual, and it's emphatically hypocritical.

Because when it comes to certain people, the gloves come off again. Our heroes are broken, hapless, they've done bad things and even if they can't even atone they deserve a second chance because they're living, feeling beings with their own identities!

Oh, there's a fascist soldier who was probably brainwashed? Torture him to death and laugh.

Even Indiana Jones used to knock out Nazis. Nowadays if the character says 'THOSE people' or something to that effect he will karmically die a horrible death to appease the politically correct gods.

Anon #sexist #homophobia lolcow.farm

Their core belief is not having any beliefs, just whatever gets them closer to their goal, namely, pussy.

They only care about the security they get through submission to authority, as the male always figures his allegiance to whatever/whoever he’s pledged himself to guarantees him the ability to reproduce eventually. If he didn’t believe this, he wouldn’t do it at all.
The authority these men want most is a sexy underaged mommydom dedicated to the task of draining him of his cum (the malfoid), which would be his most optimal path to reproduction. No middleman, quite literally. Since these unicorns hardly ever appear in reality, and leave the common man desperate and wanting, anyone and anything can hijack the male submission drive and completely obliterate whatever “beliefs” he previously purported to have. Charlatans plunder his wallet, capitalists plunder his labor, fags plunder his butt, Etc.

The male is like a little sperm swimming steadfast into darkness, using the programming that propels it towards the egg, despite the fact it’s is in another man’s intestines, or a monitor lizard, or a hole in a couch cushion.

Healing Beyond Borders #quack healingbeyondborders.org

The diagnosis of cancer often brings feelings of fear, anxiety and loss. The treatment phase of the disease focuses on the destruction of cancer cells and can often have an impact on healthy tissue. Healing Touch is able to provide a supportive environment for persons undergoing treatment for cancer. It also may help decrease some of the side effects of treatment and help improve quality of life.
In this study by Cook and colleagues (1), women receiving radiation treatment for gynecological and breast cancer were randomly assigned to either a Healing Touch or control group. Those who received Healing Touch demonstrated better quality of life with significant differences in levels of vitality, pain and physical functioning. In another study (2), massage therapy, Healing Touch and presence were compared during cancer treatment. Both massage and Healing Touch significantly reduced levels of pain and mood disturbance. There also were decreased levels of fatigue in the Healing Touch group.
A number of programs for persons undergoing cancer treatment developed out of an innovative cancer support program called Bosom Buddies in Hawaii in the mid 1990s. In this program, women with breast cancer were offered Healing Touch over the course of their treatment. The success of this program has spread across the United States and now has various names including Healing Partners (Stanford Hospitals), LifeSpark Cancer Resources (Denver, Colorado), Healing Touch Buddies (Jupiter, Florida), and the Healing Touch Buddies Program (Amsterdam, New York).
Healing Touch can often provide a sense of comfort and connection during difficult cancer regimens. After recovery, cancer survivors often learn Healing Touch and participate in service programs for cancer patients as a way to give back to others the benefits they perceived from receiving Healing Touch.

Robert Subgenius #fundie robertsungenis.com

Is today's Judaism a sin?
It is one of those questions you can answer yes or no depending on the context, because it is not black and white. In general, any religion that is not Christian falls short, but there are degrees; even among our Protestant brethren you have people who look Christian and live by Christian morals. The same goes for Judaism: there are things left over from it that may prompt a Jewish person to seek after God, and he may seek God his whole life without ever being convinced of the Catholic religion, so what God does with him is God's decision, not ours. The Church holds that God is the final judge. Catholics have a better chance of salvation because they can grow up in a Catholic family, receive the sacraments, and be put on the road, but the hard part is that you must persevere to the end and obey everything the Church teaches, and if you reject one of her doctrines you could be in mortal sin and lose your salvation. The people of the world do not have that hard part because they do not believe it in the first place. Our task is simply to preach the gospel to the Jewish person, tell him the Catholic Church is the way of salvation, and let the chips fall as they may.

Stan Kenosky #wingnut facebook.com

The H1B Visa scam is over. No more. Microsoft laid off 6,000 US employees last year and then hired 6000+ foreigners on H1B visas. Microsoft has been suspended from the H1B visa program. Adobe is suspended and several more. Hundreds of thousands of Americans that lost their jobs. It's over....no more foreigners coming to America to take American jobs.

Allie Beth Stuckey #wingnut #conspiracy mediamatters.org

Her [Taylor Swift] and the Kelces are all part of a psy-op that helps the -- not that it’s not real, I’m not saying that it’s not real, but they represent what Democrats, like, want to convey. That you can be a progressive, feminist, who likes Kamala Harris and hates Donald Trump, and you’re from, like, the Midwest, you represent normal Americans, you can be trad, you can have kids.
But I think when presidential election time comes around that the Kelce-Swift combo is going to be flexing their influence muscles for the Democrats. And they're, like, they're getting a very real demographic that is up for grabs, that white suburban mom. I know I'm getting into this that, like, instinctively doesn't like Trump, but is also kind of trad, and I think, like, the more trad she gets and the more she remains progressive in other ways, the more they think that she's going to be able to persuade people over to their side. That's part of what I think is happening. She's playing a long ideological game here.

Diana Pasulka #ufo #fundie ibtimes.co.uk

Speaking on That UFO Podcast, Pasulka discussed a subset of close encounter reports in which witnesses describe an entity that appears to bypass ordinary speech altogether.
Highlighting what she sees as a concerning overlap with some religious accounts of possession, she said witnesses report seeing 'an entity that seems to know your thoughts and can speak any language and can speak with you without moving their mouth.'
Witnesses have described what they interpret as telepathic communication, a voice perceived 'in the head' yet attributed to an external presence. On their own, those details might sound like standard alien lore. Pasulka's interest lies in how closely some of these reports resemble descriptions found in historical accounts of spiritual and religious experiences.She also drew attention to stories of physical disturbances that witnesses link to alleged UFO events. On the podcast, she said some people describe 'poltergeist type of activity,' including objects flying across rooms and unnerving knocks on walls.
'You also see things that are poltergeist type of activity, you know, things flying and knocks on, you know, walls and scary things like that,' she said. 'So yeah, you do see this with certain UFO experiences.'
Such reports resemble phenomena traditionally associated with poltergeists and other alleged paranormal disturbances, rather than the clean metallic crafts of science fiction films.

Sam Aine #fundie #magick #conspiracy demonsancestralspiritsandoccultism.quora.com

Is there a logical reason to disbelieve in the existence of Satan?

Yes, because it is actually Satan and his Satanists who promote the disbelief.

It protects and keeps them rich and powerful, ruling the world.

the whole world is under the rule of the devil (1 John 5:19)

The system by which Satan thrives on Earth works best when people think he doesn’t exist.

This belief is common among people who are not high in echelons of life; the ordinary people.

By worshipping and admiring the rich and powerful, these people unknowingly feed the death machine that is Satan’s rule over the world.


This famous musician knows that the ancient serpent of Genesis 3 exists because she actually serves him but her fans thought she was just being creative.

I will be giving you a testimony of a young man who worked in a hospital mortuary.

This guy was shocked when the water they used to wash corpses was so much on demand.

It was sought by rich and influential people; businessmen, politicians, religious leaders and other celebrities for Satanic rituals.

Human death is what Satan asks from people to make them rich and powerful.

He makes death such a treasure so that humans can keep killing each other.


The reason is because Satan has no life being condemned to hell (Matt 25:41)

He thrives by stealing human lives. and exchanging his destiny of hell with that of humans.

This is the reason for all death right from Abel.

So the poor, ordinary man looks up to the powerful, rich ones for sustenance.

But the majority of big ones actually look up to Lucifer who demands the blood of the common people.

So ultimately, the poor look up to their own death for sustenance.

All this has to be kept secret and that is why people don’t believe in Satan’s existence.

Moira Lurie #wingnut #crackpot facebook.com

LOLhe is not going to throw Elon under the bus and give the upper hand to china who is already ahead

Now if he said that no one would report it. Lol but put it like this and you do the work for him. It beats telling the pope to fuck off with his concerns;-). Trump doesn’t share them and in fact will not give the upper hand to China. They use to call it the balance of power. Russia seems to be a bit behind. Communism failed and Capitalism hasn’t caught on. The Chinese on the other hand combined the two and are flourishing. I like them better than it Islamist for sure. China considers Islam a mental illness. Besides the Chinese dont want to kill us they just want to own the means of all production. You ready to turn over the reigns of westren democracy to China.

The guy is fox smart. When you start to see it you will throw your head at the sky and laugh

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia pittparents.com

Learn from my mistakes. Look out for these signs in your kids, and maybe you can save them from trans.

1. An objection to being gendered properly. As happened back in December 2023, and several times after, our son refused to agree to any statement that referred to him as a male. This may seem obvious, but in the moment it is not.

2. Getting extremely emotional and intransigent whenever trans is brought up. As happened to us in March 2024. Don’t assume they are just deluded into being “allies”.

3. Changing political beliefs, especially to the extremes. As I discovered in July 2024, my son rapidly descended into an extreme form of socialist anarchism. This kind of turmoil is common in those struggling with identity and confused about their own gender. Don’t assume that just because your child has always had common sense, has always seen the good in both sides, that they will continue to do so.

4. Sudden intensifications of mental health issues. As happened to my son in December 2024, often trans will be very hard on someone’s mental health, and will worsen preexisting conditions, even the ones they later claim trans helped them fix! They won’t see reason on this, in my experience.

5. Hormonal imbalances. As my family saw in March 2025, they may be chemically induced. If your son in particular is often wearing hoodies, and self-conscious about their chest, and it seems to be growing gynecomastia all of a sudden for no reason, be concerned. Do not allow him to wear hoodies when the weather would not permit it, so that you can catch potential cases of trans early.

Unchangeable political beliefs. As we discovered in August 2025, our son had become intransigent on the issue of national defense, and refused to see reason, even when we point out that many of our family members are employed by the DoD. If your child refuses to be openminded politically, that may be a sign that they are a part of a new cult such as trans.

nahini #psycho #sexist arstechnica.com


I'm perfectly willing to admit being attracted to minors, and I challenge anyone who thinks that makes me the least bit perverted, or "sick" (I'm 25, btw). When girls sexually mature around 12-14, calling a 16 year old a "child" and trying to stigmatize the idea of being sexually attracted to her is rather dubious, to say the least. I am not, however, attracted to actual children...

Originally posted by tpg0007:
Maybe we should rethink the definition of "children."
In short, this.

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I understand parents dislike the idea of their girls having relationships with older men, and let's be honest, parents tend to get apoplectic whenever the sexuality of their daughters (especially their daughters) is concerned, regardless of the guy's age. Fine. I'm not a parent, but I understand being protective. On the other hand, maintaining that a 15 or 16 year old girl, while no doubt somewhat immature, is incapable of having consensual sex, is nonsense.

So, Pamel, in your story, there's difficulty, because the man was already in a position of power, authority, and influence over the girl, so that may complicate things. How can anyone tell the degree to which she was coerced by him? It may be impossible, even for her, to know. I'm not sure the best way to deal with those cases. Keep in mind, however, that there's certainly an amount of coercion in every human interaction, especially where sex is concerned. So, it's muddy. I am of the opinion, however, that it's entirely possible for a 30 year old and a 15 year old to have a free, non-coercive, consensual sexual relationship. And if they do, the 30 year old shouldn't be demonized or called a pervert. It just might be tricky to tell whether the relationship is, in fact, non-coercive. I'll grant you that. Let's be clear, though (just as an aside). Even if it is, it doesn't make the 30 year old a pervert. It may make him an asshole and a bully, but there's nothing perverted (or paedophilic) about being attracted to a sexually mature individual, regardless of the age difference involved.

J.R. Fleming #magick #ufo #conspiracy artimorean.com

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