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Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy sinfest.xyz

[From “April 8, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 117”]

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Panel 1: a worker is holding a red flag with the portraits of Marx, Engels and Lenin. The legend reads “Jews on the left”
Panel 2: a rabbi is in his synagogue reading the Torah. The legend reads “Jews on the right”
Panel 3: the worker from panel 1 and the rabbi from panel 2 shake hands. The legend reads “Work together”
Panel 4: The worker from panel 1 is making a hammer-and-sickle with his tools while rabbi from panel 2 is holding a sword and a slaughtered chicken. On the ground are several dead birds. The legend reads “To kill the whites”

David J. Stewart #fundie stewart1611.wordpress.com

Beware Of All Modern English Bible Revisions
If you’d like to know just how corrupt today’s English Bible revisions are, please listen to Pastor Max D. Younce (1935-2023) in this eye-opening Bible study exposing Brooke Westcott and Fenton Hort (the fathers behind all modern English Bible perversions). Here is the entire series. Right doctrine matters!
Dear friend, I cannot warn you enough about the Devil’s modern Bible versions, which are all corrupt, every last one of them! Please use only the inspired KING JAMES BIBLE. It may be more difficult to read, but it is accurate and hasn’t been tampered with. It is not a mere coincidence that all key passages concerning the Godhead and Jesus’ deity have been corrupted in the modern Bible revisions. The Devil’s Bibles change and pervert the biblical meaning of “repentance.” and in so doing corrupt God’s simple plan of salvation.
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Do you see how the new corrupt Bible versions are horribly changing theology in the churches? The King James Bible teaches that we must repent from our DEAD WORKS to be saved; but the ERV teaches that we must stop living a life of deliberate sin (evil) to be saved.
The 1881 Alexandrian Greek (which Westcott and Hort used), upon which all modern English Bibles are based, is of the Devil. The modern Bible revisions teach a works-based plan of salvation. Salvation is NOT by works (Romans 3:20; Ephesians 2:8-9; Titus 3:5; Romans 4:5-6). The doctrine of the imputed righteousness of God silences all the critics.
A baby believer won’t see the major theological differences between the ERV versus the KJB, but I tell you that there are THOUSANDS!!! They’ve butchered the inspired Words of God!!! Hebrews 6:1 in the ERV sinfully changes the entire plan of salvation, which now requires partial faith in Christ + human effort! No wonder our churches are so messed-up nowadays.

Matt Kane #wingnut #fundie americanthinker.com

Trump’s unapologetic acknowledgment of heaven—which is the ultimate goal every person should strive for—is only out of the ordinary in that it is not something his predecessors seemed focused on. Having a president who makes decisions with one eye on the world and the other on heaven is positive because it leads to decisions rooted in morality rather than earthly desires. Ironically, and only possible through God’s infinite abilities, when decisions are made with the main intention of pleasing God, earthly circumstances also improve (Proverbs 14:34).

Trump’s heavenly intentions are further affirmed by actions that exemplify a sincere approach to governing aimed at saving and improving lives. He has ended eight wars or conflicts since taking office and remains committed to ending another with the conclusion of the Russia-Ukraine war.

Last April, his Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) announced an initiative to phase out artificial food dyes linked to health crises and to reduce the number of recommended childhood vaccines due to unknown risks some pose to children. He has also remained unrelenting in his mission to protect innocent Americans from being further victimized by criminal aliens who were freely admitted into the U.S. under Joe Biden.

Lisa Janette #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy facebook.com

SNIPER. 284. <-- April 28th. ✨️
Lion n Lamb Pic. 284.
Israel Daniel. 284.
You chose the Red Pill. 1320.
Who is Lisa Simpson. 1320.
April Twenty Eighth. 1320.
The Real Jesus Christ. 1320.
YOU ARE LISA SIMPSON. ⭐️
It is time. 352.
I control. 352.
A light for MAN. 352.
Blue Flash. 352.
Locked up. 352.
OMEGA POINT. 352.
Smoke Signal. 352.
Hundred Percent. 930.
PYROTECNICS. 930.
THE ABSOLUTE CODE. 930.
Make America Great Again. 978.
Golden Number Phi. 978.
Geometric Shapes. 978.
Record exact time. 978.
Phoenix Reborn. 978.

Sorceress, KidFreeLuvnLife, unknown #ableist refugees.bratfree.com


Sorceress: Sounds to me like indigo is another word for autism, which is another word for spoiled brat who needs a good ass whooping.

KidFreeLuvnLife: Indigo, Autistic, ADHD, pretty much means the same thing:

BRAT

Unknown: Deliverance Wrote:
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> I am not sure at all adhd and "indigo" exist.

Point to you. They don't.

ADHD and it's counterpart ADD are both invented 'conditions'. Just look at the symptoms, strip away the sugar and medi-babble...and you have at the core what used to be known as being a brat. Once upon a time if you "couldn't" stop wiggling and/or pay attention in school, teacher cracked a ruler across your fat fingers or a paddle across your shiney heiney. S/he and your parents did that and more as often as it took to make you pay attention and remember things.

Unnamed Russian Orthodox Church priests in Perm #fundie #magick meduza.io

Russian Orthodox Church priests held a prayer service in Perm and drove through the city with the “Permskaya” icon of the Mother of God to protect it from Ukrainian drone attacks, the pro-Kremlin Russian tabloid Komsomolskaya Pravda – Perm reported, citing the local diocese

The prayer service and religious procession took place on May 12 “in connection with the tense circumstances in our region,” the diocese said

Priests made stops at key points around the city during the procession: the village of Froly, the eastern entrance to the city, a chapel at the Bannaya Gora cemetery, near the Perm hydroelectric power station, at a devotional cross at the entrance to the Kirovsky District, and at the chapel church of St. Nicholas the Wonderworker in the village of Verkhniye Mully, KP reported

“Recently, drone attack alerts were issued in our city several times, and to rid ourselves of this affliction, the head of the Perm metropolitanate held a prayer service. Why specifically with the ‘Permskaya’ icon of the Mother of God? Because it is locally venerated, it is tied to our region, and its veneration was restored not long ago,” the diocese said

The last comparable procession was held during the COVID-19 pandemic, “to protect residents from the disease,” representatives of the Russian Orthodox Church added

Statement On Christian Nationalism #fundie #wingnut statementonchristiannationalism.com

We affirm that a Christian nation provides cultural conditions conducive to the perpetuation and thriving of the family, the preservation and advancement of the Christian church, the spread of the gospel for salvation by the Church, and the abundance of blessings to the nonbelieving.

WE DENY that the content of the gospel includes obedience to the Law or that any work of obedience merits salvation. We deny that law-keeping contributes in any way to justification before God or declaring the sinner righteous based on anything other than faith in Christ. We deny that the Law can be separated from the love of the personal God who gave the Law. We deny that citizenship in a God-glorifying, Christian nation or anything outside of the gospel has any saving power.

Scripture: Isaiah 42:4; Ezekiel 36:27; Habbakuk 2:14; Matthew 5:16; John 3:16, 14:6; Romans 1:16; 5:8-19; 8:16; 1 Corinthians 10:31; 15:24-25; Ephesians 2:8-10; Colossians 1:10; 2 Timothy 3:16-17; Titus 2:7, 14; 3:1, 8, 14; Hebrews 4:15; 10:24; 1 Peter 2:12; 2 Peter 1:8.

Multiple editors (?) #ableist #conspiracy

Since the allegation that criticisms of psychiatric medication "stigmatizes mental illness" is capitalist promotion of psychiatric medication, those depicting it as a "right" are mind captured by corporations and can never be allies of the struggle to save one's brain from psychiatric medication. Do not buy the claim that "if you do not want to be psychiatrically medicated, you stigmatize your own condition".

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #dunning-kruger sinfest.xyz

from Re-imaging villains #135 (4/26/2026)

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Panel 1: A statue of Germania, specifically the Niederwald Monument.
Panels 2-4: An animate statue of Lenin with a sickle (possibly based on the one in front of VDNKh museum/tradeshow in Moscow, though that one carries a scroll and not a sickle) approaches the statue of Germania and attacks!
Panels 5-6: Germania animates and strikes back!
Panels 7-9: Two tengus approach, and attack using wind magic!
Panels 10-11: A bestial Bolshevik emerges from the sewers!
Panel 12: A standoff of 4 Tengus and 9 bestial Bolsheviks versus Germania and 2 Bundesadlers (“Federal Eagles”)…

Q the Storm Rider #wingnut #crackpot #ufo #quack #conspiracy truthsocial.com

I have to say it again, guys, TRUMP IS CAPTURING THE DARK-PART OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY, THE DARK PROJECTS BEHIND EVERYTHING: DARK GENERALS, DARK HYBRIDS, DARK OPERATIONS. That’s why Trump showed that photo of the Alien in handcuffs. This has to do with Black Budget operations, Unacknowledged Special Access Programs, USAP. Trump capturing different bases to the Redstone Base, the secret bases in TN where Musk/USSF are, all the way into Alaska, diff regions in the U.S. Trump is capturing these deep state operations. You have these deep state military operations throughout the U.S. messing with advanced technology… THEY ALSO HAVE TECHNOLOGY CONNECTED TO HEALING THE BODY, HEALING THE MIND, HEALING THE SPIRIT—WE’RE TALKING ABOUT MED BEDS. DIFF TECH THAT CAN ABSOLUTELY HEAL THE BODY IS SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS.. Now, with all this data they got from the old deep state operations, the healing stuff, med beds, etc. they’re going to give to Scientists, to people throughout the U.S. & they’re going to let it come out. THEY’LL SAY, “OH, LOOK WHAT THE SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED!! OH LOOK WHAT THIS UNIVERSITY DISCOVERED!!” MED BEDS! HEALING TECHNOLOGY! And it will →LOOK LIKE← it came from the private sector.. ALL THIS HIDDEN TECHNOLOGY [will finally be coming out 🥳] It’s very interesting how they’re →STAGING← all this. These underground bases, diff places, where Aliens were safeguarding these places, Alien monsters were guarding these places THAT’S ALL GONE! DONE! CAPTURED OPERATIONS! Trump is saying “We’ve captured the clones & hybrids inside the Military. A HUGE warning.” 💪💥🦅🇺🇸🪖

Celia Fenn #magick #quack #conspiracy eraoflight.com

You may be one of the people, like me, who has recently been having difficulty with time. It seems to be moving so fast that we get confused as to what day of the week it is! And then all of a sudden it seems to stop or move very slowly.

What is this?

Why are we feeling this way?

Many people say it is the ascension process, and that as we move into Higher Consciousness, time moves faster.

Actually it is just the opposite. The Higher we go the SLOWER time moves until we reach the ZERO POINT of no time at all!

The reason why life seems so fast thee days is that we are running on “machine time” as AI (artificial intelligence) takes over and runs the systems that govern our lives. We are being forced to run and run to keep up with the very low frequency of machine time.
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So Why is AI speeding us up?

Well, to drop frequency and to align us with the Trans Humanist agenda of making us all extensions of the AI system. After a while, maybe, you will get used to the speed and stop thinking for yourself, letting AI do it for you.

I think that is why many people are reporting headaches, dizziness and brain fog, as the AI systems try to link into your consciousness and, well, rewire your brain for machine links and machine speeds.
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It also seems like the designers of this project are trying tp “reverse engineer” God.

The Quantum Computer, which they say is very close, and we are assured, is going to replace God in our lives.

This may indeed be the biggest SCAM that has ever been perpetrated on Humanity by a few people we call the “elite”.
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Don’t fall for the Scam. You are a Bio-Human Organic Autonomous Individual created by God/the Divine Source Creator.
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We Are Light.

We Are Love.

We Are Autonomous Individuals in a Garden World.

Slow Down!

And So It Is!

The Zetas via (Not) Nancy Lieder #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy zetatalk.com

Returning to the Moon has been a promise frequently made by the US but there can be many agendas. Pride, wanting to be the leader of the pack returning to the Moon, and the increased surveilance opportunities afforded from a vantage point on the Moon. The ISS has repeatedly shown images of the Nibiru Complex, mostly captured by the public using their images. The US is in a tight spot re Nibiru admissions as any admission would expose decades of lies, despite the fact that Nibiru has been shrouded by its vast and dense dust cloud. Images taken from the Moon offer an opportunity to come clean, exposing the String of Pearls and Double Helix tail - details often lost in the view from Earth. Yes, this is certainly part of the agenda in the return to the Moon.
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Nancy took sick in early March due to bleeding ulcers and the resulting low blood pressure caused by low iron content in her blood. She was hospitalized over this, as was announced with a notice on her web sites. If she is a protected personage by ourselves, why did we allow this to happen? There were alternatives, none desirable, such as allowing the Junta to assassinate her or to attempt this so that we would have to protect her by removing her from her position as emissary for our ZetaTalk.

The Junta at present fears panic in the public if Nibiru is admitted or obvious. Thus Martial Law would have to be called early, exhausting the troops. A legitimate illness in Nancy reducing her presence was the preferred route. She will return ful force in due time, and requests that the public use common sense and past ZetaTalk to help them through the remainder of 2026. ZetaTalk is broadly available, and public knowledge.

Aggregated ; Goydlut ; Koid Miller #sexist #ableist twitter.com

(@aggregated)
you have nothing to offer but raw strength. You have no emotional complexity. Everything that distinguishes us from animals aka our compassion, males lack in. You chromosomes literally make you more likely to be born with mental retardation. You are barely more than a chimp.

(@Goyslut)
Literature, academia, and all societal advancements were created by men. Including the concepts of biology, intelligence and morality that you use to feel superior. Be thankful to men for progressing society to a point where you can afford to believe the things you do

(@KoidMiller)

Nothing was done by your inferior and subhumanly retarded gender. Men are just born as disposable and replacable meat to be used and discarded. That's why men are mostly braindead and the only useful thing about your gender is your mouths and tongues.

TPCC159 #sexist reddit.com

I can’t take you seriously as a human being if you let someone you’re not married to impregnate you

You let a person you’re not married to bust in you raw? You let someone who isn’t your spouse pipe raw? The most intimate act two human beings can do and you let them fill up your guts just like that with no ring to show for it?

What a clown lol.

Someone who let this happen to them better never try to talk shit to me in real life because I’ll roast them on the spot. I don’t give a fuck who does or doesn’t like it

You do not have the right to ever talk shit to anybody unprovoked. You can defend yourself if attacked but you can never go on the attack.

Rob Pue #fundie #wingnut newswithviews.com

In my work, I do a fair amount of counseling with individuals, couples and families dealing with some very troubling issues in their lives. I also do pre-marital counseling when I’m asked to perform a wedding ceremony. This type of work was never in my plan for ministry, but God had other ideas, and it seems He’s called me to provide counsel more and more often lately. As people read our nationally-distributed Christian newspaper, hear my commentaries on the radio or watch our weekly TV program, many have sought me out with questions, to ask for prayer and to seek counsel.
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The troubles people are struggling with today are many, as they try to navigate through this sinful, fallen world the best they’re able. Many people are living in unbearable circumstances, and have been for a very long time and things have not gotten any better for them. There are troubled marriages, people struggling with being unequally yoked with an unbelieving spouse, there are situations where children, raised in Christian homes, have fallen away from their faith and embraced all the sin and wickedness of worldly enticements. In many of these cases, the parents suffer terrible emotional turmoil, as they watch their children head full-speed down the highway to hell.
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There are many troubled people, troubled marriages, dysfunctional families, broken homes, wayward children, grandparents in anguish because their grandchildren are growing up estranged from them and in Godless, secular homes. Friends, the only answer to all these things is humble repentance and turning once again — or for some, for the very first time — to God our Father and Creator, and Jesus His Son. The Christian life is not one of ease, but the alternative, as we see so often now from the seeds we’ve sown, is pure anguish.

Jim and David Ramsey #sexist #conspiracy blog.reaction.la

[From “Woke Hollywood destroyed a generation of young men”]

I steal from the best

Edited for brevity and to stay on point[…]
David Ramsey explains:

We’ve watched as Star Wars and Star Trek and so many of our myths and heroes have been stolen away. We’ve been told that the patriarchy is evil. We’ve been told that guys should not try to be excellent. And now this has reached the point where it’s having an economic impact

For those of you who who think stories in Hollywood don’t matter pro, why do you do what you do? Whatever that is. Well, because this actually has a giant psychological impact on society

Men have been devalued and trivialized and been the villain or the clown of everything for good 20 years. You don’t see a TV commercial where the dad is the hero. He’s an idiot[…]the 12-year-old is the smart one and they smart off through the whole script and they’re the brilliant one. Which is the call to narcissism for young people[…]

And so we have 7.2 million men that are able-bodied, able-minded that are not engaged in the workplace right now[…]
There was a concerted effort from Hollywood, places like Lucasfilm, but beyond a concerted effort to slam men at large and masculinity and to not recognize idea of chivalry and heroism[…]
What is dangerous and sinister, and I mean that sinister, has been the deconstruction of the heroes. Because what that is, if you think about Luke Skywalker or you think about Han Solo and his his arc, or you think about Captain Kirk, they’re not just fantasy characters[…]
“Toxic Masculinity” was purposed for the woke to smash a power dynamic that they felt that existed[…]
Men are sitting in their single mother’s basement playing video games because the entire culture has said you’re a doofus[…]
The easiest way to control the population is to demoralize the men and to make them think that they cannot stand up for themselves[…]
People like Bob Iger were the primary causes to massively damaged culture

Prolotario #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

The Contingency Plan: The Strategic Framework For The Ballroom

We Now Are At A Critical Stage In This Process

The new White House ballroom project East Wing demolition, titanium-reinforced structure, drone/missile-proof claims, private funding, and the hardened underground complex beneath it is not about throwing bigger parties for donors.

It is a deliberate, high-stakes continuity-of-government hardening node being installed in plain sight while the old extraction machine is being dismantled above and below ground. So we will go into further details about this project.

Why It’s Being Built – The Blunt Truth

The current White House infrastructure (original PEOC bunker from FDR’s era, post-9/11 upgrades) is obsolete against modern threats: hypersonic delivery systems, EMP pulses from high-altitude nuclear or directed-energy events, coordinated cyber-physical attacks on legacy comms, and swarm drone/missile saturation that legacy defenses can’t handle at scale.

Trump’s team is building a hardened command node that can sustain executive functions, military coordination, and alternative settlement rails even if surface infrastructure or legacy banking systems seize. The ballroom itself acts as a massive physical shield and blast door for the levels below hospital, research suites, hardened comms, and rapid activation COG protocols.
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The combination of this facility, episodic UAP disclosure (Jesse Watters’ four-types framing is the public softening), Iran wind-down (75% kinetic phase complete), China realignment, and financial rail hardening points to preparation for a multi-domain convergence: potential coordinated disruption attempts (cyber/EMP, financial seizure, narrative black swan, or proxy kinetic actions) as the reset locks in.

The old guard knows their extraction model dies when opacity ends and sovereignty reasserts. They will try something financial sabotage, internal leaks, narrative panic, or worse because the ballroom project symbolizes the point of no return.

Not.a.Crow/Bo Schwartz #fundie #magick #homophobia #transphobia quora.com

How can I get rid of a succubus?

Not.a.Crow

The hard TRUTH. It's not that you “can't", it's that you “won't". If a “succubus” is “attached” to you, the honest truth is you invited it in. The devistating truth of these things is(similar to the vampire rule) you held the power with the key(decision) and once you let it in , ITS IN. It's possible to force it to detach but the chances of you not only finding someone ACTUALLY qualified with the knowledge, but also the right ritual being taken is slim to ZERO. 9/10 times when it comes to these things , YOU ARE F**KED. you'll be used, drained dry until almost nothing then you'll be start effecting and pulling from others close to you until your finally dead. Then you'll be thrown away and it'll move on without a second thought. I'm sorry. Good luck

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Bo Schwartz

it has made an attachment to something that pertains to a marker that identifies you as yourself and it is trying to run up into Heaven with you, mimick you and throw you down. <...> This Demons name is Ashteroth ( Dagon ) in the Bible, and Astarte who is married to Baal. This Devil has a Female form too (Astarte) who is the Whore of Babylon and one who is pretending to be Mary. <...> Astarte is a Succubus where Baal is an incubus and is behind homosexuality in Human Beings, and lust for Men. Ashteroth’s and Astarte is responsible for Lesbianism and both cause Transgenderism. They take what they steal from Gays or Lesbians and rewire men or women to have gender dysphoria and feel they are the opposite gender and make them feel miserable if they identify as the given biological gender.
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You can call them by name or by the sin they bring and ask God to rebuke them. You need to see a Church Exorcist, and learn how or use the Sacraments of the Church. They like to get into the belly, GI system and head, mostly. They are difficult to get rid of, but you will be ok in the end.

cathuluelitist #sexist incels.is

One of the top five worst things that have happened in the past century is women posting personal drama online. I say this because, without a countervailing paternal force, it plays into all the worst qualities of female feminine nature (drama, irresponsibility, attention-seeking, gossiping, shaming etc). A politics Discord server I was in somehow managed to turn itself into a literal gay hellscape just by letting two women in.
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And, we were a productive society once. There was a sense that we were all in this together to support one another when someone made a mistake. Women have ruined this along with pretty much everything. These days, because of how feminine society is, we live in a complete clownworld that seeks out weaknesses in people to tear apart. This is what uptight Victorian women would do to the poor and what Southern women would do to the rustic Blacks working on her husband's plot. People self-police since there are no actual standards on what is proper or wrong. Because anything may be taken out of context, turned into content, and ruin a person's life, especially as an incel. As an incel, you are forced to become afraid to try new things, be vulnerable, take chances, and any form of self-actualization. It's 1000x harder for incels to become successful in anything because of this. As a society, we acquired absolutely nothing in the interim. Even the individuals who profit from this only get short-lived surplus and it eventually damages their position as respectable citizens, decent spouses, investors etc.

Our entire collective trust as a society is on the balance. When you read about the past and heterogeneous societies you realize how important social trust and honor is. In most civilizations, parents would sell their kids into slavery, the police and courts are unreliable, and any business partner may con you. We're not too far from getting into this. Women can choose not to do this further but I think women are just psychopaths since they are obviously choosing to do this and won't stop. Only a psychopath would do stuff like this. They're ruining every single facet of society.

Dana Perino & Jesse Watters #elitist #psycho #wingnut #racist mediamatters.org

DANA PERINO (CO-HOST): I'm for unleashing the billionaires. Let them finally fight back. You had Ken Griffin finally saying enough is enough. Is it time for the billionaires to punch back?

JESSE WATTERS (CO-HOST): Well, the billionaires need better PR, and this is a step in the right direction. It is a company that employs a million people. A million Americans. And they make great salaries. $50,000 to be a driver, and if you're corporate you make six figures easy. It's a great company to start out in. Stock price. Ten years ago, stock price at Amazon was $50 a share. Today it's, like, $250. The guy is a multi-billionaire because he owns a lot of the company. And you know how much his salary is? His salary is $81,000 a year, because that's what he paid himself in 1998 and it's kept that way. Now, didn't pay a lot of income tax on $81,000 a year because you can't tax wealth.

Jean-Charles Moyen/Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy exopolitics.org

What if one of the most iconic sci-fi characters ever created was inspired by real events?

In this explosive interview, Jean-Charles Moyen reveals what he calls **42 shocking similarities** between his lifelong experiences and the fictional character **John 117 (Master Chief)** from the *Halo* universe. From mysterious childhood encounters and unexplained surgical scars to gamma brainwave experiments, teleportation experiences, ancient underground technologies, and alleged extraterrestrial contact — the parallels are difficult to ignore.

The discussion dives deep into:

* Secret Space Program claims
* Ancient “space arks” hidden beneath Earth
* Gamma brainwave activation & consciousness experiments
* Halo’s Master Chief similarities
* Teleportation experiences
* Mt. Kailash, the Sphinx & underground technologies
* Healing anomalies & unexplained physical phenomena
* Reptilian encounters & advanced civilizations
* Newly uncovered photos, drawings, and recordings from decades ago

Dr. Michael Salla and Jean-Charles Moyen explore whether these revelations are evidence of suppressed technologies, collective consciousness, or something far beyond conventional understanding.

Whether you believe these accounts or not, the synchronicities, testimony, and visual evidence presented raise extraordinary questions about consciousness, disclosure, and humanity’s hidden history.

⚠️ Viewer discretion advised: This episode contains controversial theories and extraordinary claims intended for open discussion and exploration.

Donald trump #crackpot #wingnut truthsocial.com

If Iran surrenders, admits their Navy is gone and resting at the bottom of the sea, and their Air Force is no longer with us, and if their entire Military walks out of Tehran, weapons dropped and hands held high, each shouting “I surrender, I surrender” while wildly waving the representative White Flag, and if their entire remaining Leadership signs all necessary “Documents of Surrender,” and admit their defeat to the great power and force of the magnificent U.S.A., The Failing New York Times, The China Street Journal (WSJ!), Corrupt and now Irrelevant CNN, and all other members of the Fake News Media, will headline that Iran had a Masterful and Brilliant Victory over The United States of America, it wasn’t even close. The Dumacrats and Media have totally lost their way. They have gone absolutely CRAZY!!! President DJT

Carmen Cojocaru #racist #ufo #magick #conspiracy exognosis.com

Bram Stoker (1847-1912) was a member of Freemasonry and various secret and mystical lodges. The world bestseller Dracula published in 1897 unfairly centers on the ruler Vlad Tepes (1431-1476) of Wallachia, also called Dracula (Son of the Dragon, which was a knightly order in which his father was enrolled)

Bram Stoker borrowed from occultism and vampirism, not from the true historical figure of the Romanian ruler. After Draula, the author wrote another lesser-known vampire story called The Wampyre Count, which takes place in Austria in the Styria region.

The inspiration and origin of the Dracula character was actually the novel by author George du Maurier Trilby in which the evil character Svengali is a Khazar Jew who seduces, dominates and exploits young European girls.

The Jewish blood-spilling habits are known in mystical circles, both the blood of innocent children for the resulting energy and the blood of innocent animals which are then ingested.

Hence the parallel between the bloodthirsty god of the Jews in the Old Testament who demanded human and animal blood sacrifices and Epstein Island where not only blood was consumed but also the flesh of children and adults, cooked like animals and consumed in reptilian rituals.

BigBoiDefinitionMaster #conspiracy #racist #dunning-kruger urbandictionary.com

Fatigue-Maxing

When your government refuses to remove particularly bad elements from your society, and even actively imports more of them or encourages them to act even worse, leading to an overwhelming sense of fatigue in the law-abiding and native populace. This is especially true when the bad element is a different color from everyone else.

“Chicago seems to be majorly fatigue-maxing while refusing help from the National Guard.”

A Geoweaponry & Weather Warfare Analyst #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy stateofthenation.info

U.S. Launches Major Geoweapon Attack Against China Just 3 Days After Trump Departed Beijing

The 5.2-magnitude earthquake that struck the Chinese city of Liuzhou (population 4.14 million) in the southwestern Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region (population 50,000,000) was an unusually shallow tremor and, therefore, quite suspicious in nature. The exact epicenter was located in the Liunan District at an very shallow depth of 8 kilometers (about 5 miles).

*Shallow earthquakes are far more damaging because they occur closer to the Earth’s surface (usually within 0 to 70 km deep) and their seismic energy has less distance to travel to reach populated areas and infrastructure. This proximity results in significantly stronger ground shaking and greater destruction over a wide area.

This may sound like a stretch to many folks but today’s geoweaponry attack on China has all the hallmarks of a geoterrorist attack.

Target: China’s EV Industry

“Liuzhou’s primary industry is automotive manufacturing. Often celebrated as one of China’s top automotive cities, it is a major hub for both traditional and electric vehicle production.”

Just the fact that the most heavily hit city by this very odd earthquake happens to be a major manufacturing hub for China’s electric vehicles says a lot. China is a very large country; the third largest in the world by land mass at 9,706,961 square kilometers (about 3.7 million square miles). So how does this 5.2 earthquake strike almost directly on the nation’s EV production center except by highly purposeful design?!

It has been written by various American political analysts and foreign geopolitical analysts alike that the momentous May 2026 state visit by Donald Trump to China was a complete and utter disaster for the United States.
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What’s the crucial point?

The Trump administration walked away with nothing but stones…and, therefore, badly bruised egos.

aymon de albatrus #fundie #crackpot web.archive.org

In essence, Art is entirely a human endeavour unnecessary for the practicalities of life, but done solely for personal ‘aesthetic’ reasons perceived as pleasant to the human eye and for human consumption alone. It has no place in the worship of God, indeed it is an offence to Him, for whatever reason humans do art, it is an imitation of things He has created, and a bad one at that which pretends to equals (or even surpass) His creation, thus offending Him. It can be said that when man tries to emulate, supplement, alter, or counteract the work of nature (God’s creation) it is like him defecating in a pot, lifting it up and saying to God: "look at what I have done for you". The second commandment clearly forbids the making, the displaying and the worshipping of any product of art: "You shall not make to you any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth." (Exo 20:4).
This is because art takes away the glory which is due ONLY to God to give it to the man made Statue/Image itself of the person represented other than God. For example take the many images of "Christ". Imagine, if when someone wanted to talk to you, they made themselves a hollow, lifeless plaster doll, that they said represented you, brought it into your presence and instead of talking to you directly, they talked to the lifeless plaster doll, as if it were you, all the while ignoring the real you who was right there with them. Would you think someone who did that was very foolish? Would you be offended by someone who "sees you" as a plaster dummy or a bit of paint on a canvas? And if, after your telling them that you don't like them doing that, and emphatically telling them not to do it, they kept doing it anyway, would you become angry with them? By His own words, it makes God very angry too. You aren't a dummy and God isn't a dummy either. The same holds true for using statues or images to worship or pray (or even to hang around) to Jesus or the dead saints of the past (just as it's wrong to worship or pray to the living saints of the present).

BasedBarbie #crackpot #sexist twitter.com

I remember once I agreed with my dad and the dudes at his gym that women shouldn’t sleep around with men. When I elaborated that it’s because men are inferior abominations and that sleeping with the average one is akin to beastiality (hence lower value) the tune changed lmao.

Unlike males, I operate on logic. Not made up pseudoscience to make myself feel better about an inferior existence. Logic, science, and biology dictate that women are original, absolute, and mentally supreme. Males are not. Their existence even, is an accident.

If we increase value and males lower it, then this means males are inherently defected and lowly. Ironically, males have reached the correct conclusion through their false logic. Or perhaps they’ve always been aware and just counted on women being too pathetic to self preserve.

Dr. Xiang Jun #quack drxiangjun.com

In TCM, Blood remains a red liquid full of nutrients that flows through blood vessels; however, it possesses much wider functions not recognized in Western medicine, such as having the roles of “harboring the Mind” and “moistening the body.”

In TCM, Blood is inseparable from Qi. In fact Blood is a very dense material form of Qi. Qi gives Blood energy and life force, hence activating Blood.

educationhero #sexist datasecretslox.com

But even suggesting [the importance of relative status in dating] to women this runs afoul of multiple modern sacred cows, including:

1. Men and women are the same (except sometimes women are better).
2. High partner counts generally signify an attractive man (women find him attractive) and an unattractive woman (men won't commit to her).
3. Women should pursue whoever they want and commenting on her choices constitutes misogynistically judging her.
4. Every woman is a wonderful 10/10, perfect just the way she is.
5. Every woman is a princess who deserves a 6'9" billionaire vampire king and should never settle for less.
6. Women become more beautiful with age, so no reason to rush.
7. To increase marriage rates, men need to shape up.

Fascipedia #wingnut #crackpot #elitist fascipedia.org

[From “Sparta”]

pre-Fascist Society

Sparta is the first known example of proto-fascism in history. Plato wrote extensively about the Spartans, and although they were traditional enemies, he admired them greatly. The Spartan culture strongly influenced his ideas on fascism, eugenics, culture, and social philosophy as outlined in "The Republic"[…]
Spartan society was separated into social classes, and conquered people were not given political rights or citizenship, though it could be earned through service. Even lower than the conquered population was a group called the helots. Helots were responsible for agricultural duties and other day-to-day tasks that supported the Spartans. Spartan citizens required this support because they focused on athletic and military training, and politics

Return To Matriarchy #crackpot #sexist patreon.com

Men used bioessentialism to claim a superior status to women. Still, as men and patriarchy do, they stole the truth of bioessentialism from women and twisted the stronger sex to serve them.

Remember, what they say and do is backwards because they cannot create on their own. There is a reason why enslavement of men and women means the death of men and the imprisonment of women for labour. The stronger sex survives the torment.

It doesn't make it right, though.

And science is confirming the divine biology of females, made by Mother Nature herself.

So bioessentialism is true but for women and girls. Our ability to create life is the power to survive longer, study deeper, heal faster, and lead better.

We need to flip the sex but keep the truth.

Maureen Galindo #psycho #moonbat sacurrent.com

“She’ll turn Karnes ICE Detention Center into a prison for American Zionists and former ICE officers for human trafficking,” Galindo wrote in an Instagram post over the weekend, referring to herself in the third person. “It will also be a castration processing center for pedophiles, which will probably be most of the Zionists.”

Clandestine #wingnut #racist #quack #conspiracy bioclandestine.substack.com

⚠️REMINDER⚠️

Russia and China are protective over Ukraine and Taiwan, because the people of these nations share bloodlines with their parent nations.

This matters when it comes to genome-specific biological weapons, which Russia and China directly addressed.

RFK Jr. addressed this as well, back in July 2023. He brought up a topic that I have covered extensively, which is all the biolabs in Ukraine and Taiwan, which are collecting Russian and Chinese ethnic DNA, to which we can create viruses that target individuals based on specific sequences in their DNA. This is not some kooky tinfoil hat stuff. Genome-specific, or “ethnic” biological weapons are real, it’s been a central theme in the global geopolitical landscape for years, and both Russia and China want control of their ethnic lineage for this exact reason.

The Deep State were using Ukrainian and Taiwanese blood samples, to build bioweapons designed to wipe out the Russian and Chinese civilizations.

Ukraine and Taiwan is about WAY more than just territory, it’s about bloodlines and national security.

Andrew Torba #racist christiannationalist.com

Hitler as the New Satan
In Holocaustianity, Adolf Hitler has replaced Satan as the supreme embodiment of evil. He is the ultimate cautionary figure, the name invoked to end all debate. "That's what Hitler believed" or "that's how the Nazis started" functions exactly like accusations of heresy in medieval Christianity.
Nationalism? That's what Hitler did. Ethnic solidarity? That's how the Holocaust began. Closed borders? Nazi policy. Any deviation from globalist, multicultural orthodoxy is compared to Hitler—and thus declared beyond the pale.
Jews as the New Christ
If Hitler is the new Satan, Jews are the new Christ. They are the perpetual victims whose suffering redeems the world. Their pain is sacred, their narrative unquestionable, their demands non-negotiable.
[…]
Why Holocaustianity Exists
Holocaustianity is a weapon. It exists to prevent White Christian nations from acting in their own interests. It is the ideological foundation of the postwar consensus, the moral justification for demographic replacement, and the ultimate silencing mechanism against dissent.
By elevating Jewish suffering above all else, Holocaustianity grants Jews permanent victim status and moral authority. By making Hitler the ultimate evil, it renders nationalism, ethnic solidarity, and self-defense morally impossible.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #kinkshaming #conspiracy sinfest.xyz

[From “April 7, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 116”]

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Panel 1: in Japan, two children are walking in the woods. A tengu in a tree wearing a tefillah on his head and holding a portrait of a geisha asks them “Hey kids” and “Want some hentai?”
Panel 2: one of the children replies “Tengu!” and “Malevolant trickster goblin”
Panel 3: the child continues with “Begone. Shoo. Usero” and “You abduct kids and torture them”
Panel 4: the tengu concludes with “That's anti-tenguism” and “'Gu hater”. The subtitle of the panel reads “Anti-tenguite of the year”

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #quack #conspiracy bennettleeross.com

When you take silver mercury
Which is also called quicksilver

And add some crystal cinnabar
Which is also called vermilion

Then heat the mixture with sulfur to 455 degrees Fahrenheit
You get red mercury or mercury 2 sulfide

It is also called the Red King
Because of the brilliant red pigment of the vermilion
And on account of its amazing properties

Red mercury is the quintessence of alchemy
And the highest achievement of metallurgy

It is the philosophers stone
Because it will turn base metals into gold

If you add bismuth and gold into the red mercury
It will spin and vibrate at such a fast pace that it will phase shift
And create an interdimensional portal

The red king vibrates at all levels
And will polarize opposite elements into a singular vibration

It generates a toroidal field
And will produce limitless free energy

Red mercury was used throughout the old world
Tartarian fireplaces never had fires
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Mercury 2 sulfide will change your MRNA which writes your DNA
It will raise your frequency to such an extent that your soul will spiral up

The higher and faster you ascend
The more dimensions you move through
And the more etheric you become
Until you leave time and space altogether and get out of this schematic

Red mercury like divine plasma was the elixir of life
And could greatly lengthen you life span
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Red mercury mirrors saw your soul
And would transpose it onto your physical reflection
Your eyes would stand out

Nostradamus was not psychic
He used a red mercury mirror to see the future

After the fall of Tartaria
These mirrors were outlawed and confiscated
Except if you were of the elite
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Lies will be exposed
And truth will be revealed

That we have a one world government run by a few
That we live in a domed off area of a much larger earth plane

That the sun is a stargate close by terra firma
That the sky is holographic
And that we are continually being zapped by low frequencies to keep us from realizing our true nature and our place in the universe!