People say Jesus was Jewish but nothing about him was Jewish.
1 didn't give loans
2 didn't sell porn
3 didn't start wars
4 none of the gospels describe a giant nose or
sweaty hand rubbing
5 very generous
6 manual laborer
7 didn't own a media company
8 gave things away
9 good at fishing
10 no evidence of allergies
11 actually healed people without getting them
addicted to opioids
12 good relationship with his father
13 honest
14 didn't bitch and whine all the time.
15 didn't brag about his watch