imageA diagram, titled “’Branch’ Office of the President - ties that surprise”, showing how George W. Bush is related to a random assortment of figures ranging from Pocahontas to Obama to Tom Hanks - usually as 9th cousins, if not further. Of particular note, Vlad the Impaler is “32 generations removed” from Bush and 34 from John Kerry, and that Madonna and Celin Dion are marked as 9th Cousins, 2 times removed, but the only connection they have to the net is being “distant cousins” of Camilla Bowles, who is “[r]elated by marriage” to Princess Diana.