But we also need to pray for America because every time our state department puts its nose into Israel's business, we have the most horrendous weather in America. Remember back, when President Bush Sr was trying to build a road to peace and force Israel to share the land with the Palestinians. A giant wave hit the President's home and destroyed it. It was as if God was saying to President Bush, you mess with my house, I'll mess with yours.
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"A giant wave hit the President's home and destroyed it. "
A giant wave hit the White House and destroyed it? Really?
Or maybe his personal home in West Texas?
Remember back, when President Bush Sr was trying to build a road to peace and force Israel to share the land with the Palestinians. A giant wave hit the President's home and destroyed it. It was as if God was saying to President Bush, you mess with my house, I'll mess with yours.
LIAR!
No such thing happened, in case you think it did, [citation needed]
Why, if God sent Jesus to save everyone, is he so worried about Israel? And why does God send devastating storms, droughts and wildfires to places the president is not? And if it's about territory, why does God send devastating NATURAL disasters to all those places that experience them, including places which are not especially inhabited?
> every time our state department puts its nose into Israel's business, we have the most horrendous weather in America.
And when Israelis and Palestinians kill each other, nothing happens because even God is so confused that he can't make heads or tails of whom he should hit?
It would be ever so much more impressive if your god could do something unequivocal, such as bodily appear on the roof of the White House. You know, so we could all stop guessing and looking for signs and wonders in the FUCKING WEATHER.
So when the big metorite exploded over Siberia in 1908, god was mad at reindeer that had teh ghey, right?
One would think that a tidal wave wrecking the White House would be national and international news. Did anything else get destroyed or was this just a very selective wave?
Are they putting LSD in the food at the after-church buffet and forcing these people to watch Fox News?
"Remember back, when President Bush Sr was trying to build a road to peace and force Israel to share the land with the Palestinians. A giant wave hit the President's home and destroyed it."
"But we also need to pray for America because every time our state department puts its nose into Israel's business, we have the most horrendous weather in America."
The weather ? That is your argument? Wow...
"Remember back, when President Bush Sr was trying to build a road to peace and force Israel to share the land with the Palestinians. A giant wave hit the President's home and destroyed it. It was as if God was saying to President Bush, you mess with my house, I'll mess with yours."
You people on Rapture Ready become more deluded by the day. Sad, really.
Huh? I seriously don't remember any giant wave hitting Bush's house. And a quick Google search didn't turn up anything either. Pull stuff out of your ass much? Or is this lying for Jayzuz?
And the sad part is that none of the other raptards called him out on it, so they either believe it happened too or are accepting of anything anyone says there as long as it's in favor of their delusion.
@EllwyenDarwin-If peace happens there,then that truely means the end of the world and Gods judgement.Just one step away from the New Babylon and true world peace.Which equates them being raptured and so and so forth until the Holy War to end Holy Wars.For being so impatient to be raptured,they are very hesistent about it.Very confusing.
And no,I recall none of this.(Not that I was old enough to care anyways)So I'll call bullshit like the others.
what home was that exactly?
I can't remember Bush sr. owning a beach house.
seriously, did that actually happen or what?
Oh, yeah, hit the President's house. Like that'll do anything to a rich fuck who's got ten more.
Yer god's got lousy aim, pal. Admit it.
A giant wave hit the President's home and destroyed it. It was as if God was saying to President Bush, you mess with my house, I'll mess with yours.
When the Fuck did this happen? I swear they're getting loonier and loonier over there. And now anyone who actually tries to correct the inaccuracies is called unchristian and banned.
Sort of weird, then, how God has made it the U.S.' job to coddle Israel, isn't it? You'd think God would just take care of all the Palestinians' houses, wouldn't you? But I know, the whole thinking thing hurts.
Wouldn't it feel good to just want peace for everyone, regardless of what they believed in? The whole Golden Rule thing? Ringing a bell? No?
A wave hitting the White House? Like in the trailer for 2012? You are aware that 2012 is only a movie, right?
Oh that's right, Fundies can't tell between reality and fiction...
I don't see how there was a connection to anything like the OP states, but yes, George HW Bush's home in Kennebunkport was damaged during the 1991 Storm commonly referred to as "The Perfect Storm".
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1P2-1093663.html
OK If Americas nose WASN'T in Isreals business Isreal Would'nt exist today. It's a thousand years of Turk and Arab land The allies forced into existance. Fulfilled, created prophecy.
The house shit's only totally crap. And when did the Rapurites stop worshipping the Bush dynasty anyway?
If Israel is God's chosen people, why do they need the US to bodyguard them? Not that I think we should just let them all get killed, but we certainly shouldn't think they are some kind of magical chosen people.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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