cajunXLVII #fundie boards.gamefaqs.com

man the cruel murderous rampage i went on as a child is a sin. i asked for forgiveness though. i killed countless cats, birds, and dogs as a child. there where so may cats running around the neighborhood i couldn't stand it. i set up fur traps along the edge of the neighborhood along the woods and baited them with catfish heads. i must have had 10 -15 cats caught each day. i shot most of them with a .22 but sometimes i stabbed them with a spear i made. i used to throw stray dogs in the bayou and shoot them with a 410 right before they got to the bank. if i wounded a bird i would hang it. this was when i was 7 to 10 years old.

i was not only well armed with guns as a child, i was in the ninja crazy later on. i killed large dogs with one strike from my nunchuk. the ninja stars and blow guns didn't work so well.

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