have you ever read revelation...it is of things to come...that means they will happen. if you think that revelation is a fairy tale then you are sick
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This is what I want to see in an actual prediction.
Vauge undetailed "there will be wars and strife" shit..Well Duh! We can all do that
no, not a fairy tale, but an elaborate allegory, that wasn't meant to be interpreted in our times.
But, because of how open the book of revelations is to interpretation for centuries people has been screaming that the sky is falling...
"It is between fifty and sixty years since I read it and I then considered it as merely the ravings of a maniac no more worthy nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams."
~Thomas Jefferson on Revelations
It's not a fairy tale.
It's just plain old bullshit for retarded morons.
I read it once to see what all the hubbub was about and to be honest I wish I'd had a joint beforehand it would have made it funny at least.
Who gave him those shrooms anyway I mean the dude who wrote that crap must have been trippin seein all sorts of crazy shit goats and beasts and trumpets and blood etc. he probably just saw a goat on a rock and lost it.
I’ve read revelation. I’ve also read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The latter one holds together better. And casinos are real.
“if you think that revelation is a fairy tale then you are sick”
I think in a thousand year, very few people will be able to tell the difference between ‘a booty call’ and ‘a butt dial.’ So i doubt anyone reading the translation of the translation of the translation will be able to accurately parse the metaphors and allusions.
So it’s a message, but not to us. So, pointless.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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