Because sheep are stupied heard animals and do not think. If one falls off a cliff it is possible that more will follow . We humans are stupid and need a shepard.. Jesus is our shepard. We are still stupied but at least we have a shepard
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I am glad finally a fundie admits what he thinks a real christian should be like. Dump like some sheep and follow blindly whatever Jesus says. Except Jesus never talks to us, but the priests and pastors do.
"Because sheep are stupied heard animals and do not think."This is not a complete thought. It is badly spelled and you need to learn the difference between "herd" and "heard." It is significant. You failed English class, didn't you?
"If one falls off a cliff it is possible that more will follow ."
Most herd animals can be stampeded off cliffs, but it's not like they are going to stroll down the path, one by one, and drop of a cliff.
"We humans are stupid and need a shepard.."
Speak only for yourself, assbite. I have several undesirable qualities, but I am not stupid.
"Jesus is our shepard. We are still stupied but at least we have a shepard"
The Lord is not my shepherd, I shall and shall not want depending on my bank account. He doth not maketh me lie down in green pastures or anywhere else, He doth not leadeth me anywhere.
For some reason, I read this and Boondock Saints popped into my head.
Ah, yes, the people who are really sheeple. As a little kid, I always sided with the goats in the Bible. They had more sense.
We humans are stupid
Have you ever heard animals?
If you want to call something stupied(sic), it would behoove you to do so in a literate manner.
What's a shepard?
More chlorine in the gene pool!
I'm a Christian (but not a Fundie) and I resent being called "stupied". At least learn how to spell! You may be stupid, but bleat for yourself not for the rest of us! I'm an intelligent Christian (yes, we do exist!). I do believe we need guidance and support; not because of stupidity but because we are (or at least SHOULD be) continually learning.
...meanwhile, the Atheist wolves are patiently waiting at the foot of said cliffs, to finish off any of the surviving fundie 'sheep' with argument-annihilating facts, scathing one-liners, and faith-withering sarcasm that'd make Doug Piranha proud.
What, you think we'd be the ones up there, risking potential death by panicked & stampeding fluff-brained Homo Ovinus taking us with them?! We're not the vastly superior species for nothing, you know. Homo Lupinus . Intelligent. Individualistic. Self -thinking. We feed on sheep. >:3
It's a good thing you have a "shepard", as you would obviously follow the other sheeple over the cliff, given half a chance.
We normal, non-"stupied" people manage well on our own though, and we are able to spell, and to use a spell-checker, just in case.
You do realize sheep are sheared every year, and eventually killed, so the shepherd can profit?
...never mind, the analogy fits better than I thought. Pass the mint sauce, please.
"sheep are stupied heard animals and do not think."
That's the wrong form of "herd", Lou.
Heard what, Bud?
Herd of sheep!
Sure, I've heard of sheep!
No, a sheep herd!
Why should I care what a sheep heard? I've no secrets to keep from a sheep!
"We are still stupied...."
You can say that again, memorris!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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