No ancient people in history have ever passed along accounts of our alleged "vine-swinging ancestors." One would think that the first fully formed humans would have marvelous stories about their non-speaking parents and ancestors. But of course, no one does because the story of evolution is as imaginary, convoluted, and far-fetched as "Lord of the Rings."

But at least Tolken knew his story was fiction. Evolutionists on the other hand, actually believe their characters were real. That's what makes evolutionists delusional.

And reading what's on a fossil is as subjective as looking at the shapes that leaves on a tree form.

So again, let's hear the real history of the Jews. I bet it's as far-fetched and entertaining as the claim that apes once turned into people.