I can patently dismiss 100% of anything that does not completely agree with the Word of God.
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Adrian
Since the "word of God" you swear by, the Bible, is self-contradictory, that's a really awkward philosophical corner you've backed yourself into.
I think we have taken things, and Bro. Randy for that matter on the wrong side. The latter seems to think that all moderate Christians and non-believers have to convince him of the truth of reality and science and make it compatible with the Bible. It´s actually the other way round. It´s you who have to be consequent and make it compatible with your using the computer, the medicine and EVERYTHING ELSE that science provides you for, disagreeing, of course, with your interpretation of the Bible. It´s you who have to conciliate your beliefs with science, since you profit from science, but the opposite is simply not true.
I agree, this is a definite contender for the coveted "Fundamentalism in a Nutshell" Award. But it's still quite early in the month; we could well get something even worse than this. Depressing thought, isn't it?
Khaine
<< "They (the sun and moon) are simply a sign to show us when the day starts and when it ends. They don't necessarily determine when day and night are; they simply show us when they are." >>Grey Area: This reminds me of an old joke.
Q: Which is more important, the sun or the moon?
A: The moon, obviously. The sun shines only during the daytime; the moon shines at night, when we need the light.
~David D.G.
[Edit to add: Since this has now been posted as a separate item on the mainpage, I'm going to copy this comment to it.]
Ahhhh yes. The whole, "my 3000 year old, arcaic philosophy is wrong, but modetn thinking is wrong, despite the evidence" argument again.
Well its good to know Bro.Randy that you have no problem with: slavery, the suppression of women, pedophillia, the deaths of thousands of people, and the fact that women are unclean and sinners because of their menstral cycles.
First of all it was sacrifice, (okay the same thing whatever) But God didn't make Abraham kill his son, it was all a test. Instead they got to sacrifice a ram. :3
Well, I ought to switch around a bunch of stuff and print my own ghetto bible, and then tell you its the work of god.
I tried to search in Wikipedia to confirm if "Bro Randy" is another alias for Paul Finkenbinder, a puerto rican televangelist who was known in Peruvian television as "Hermano Pablo" ("Brother Pablo/Bro Paul")... All I could find was his name... I remember watching him in television and, at first, changing channel to elsewhere as soon as he appeared until I learnt that if I put him on mute his mannerisms and moving lips would result funny when coupled with the sound coming from a TV turned on at a higher volume by someone else zipping through channels elsewhere in my house.
Ahhh, what a "cynic's holiday" this one is!
I always knew that Bro Hanky is a really stupid motherfucker,then I saw a picture of him and his family,and I saw that he is really ugly also.
Ok then, your name is not randy, you do not have a website called teens4christ, and you have no computer.
Where in the babble dose it say...
"Thou shalt not spill thine seed into thine sock, then shove it to the bottom of the hamper like its been there a long time."
Amen!
Oh, Bro. Randy. I can patently dismiss 100% of the bullshit in your head, with one hand tied behind my other leg, and one eye closed and the other only half-open.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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