“Zodiac astrology is the kind of thing evolution agenda people beleve in."
People who believe that all life came from a small group of life forms by natural processes over billions of years believe in star-magic guiding out lives?
You sure about that?
You wanna go out, and come back in again? Start all over?
“This is why they have personality tests in scientology.”
Um… WHAT is why? To make sure they get gullible Libras or to filter out the skeptical Scorpios?
“There are so many ways for Americans to turn there back on Jesus.”
Can’t argue that. Many ways.
Not many reasons…
“Its fortune telling and astronomy that people are talking about a lot lately.”
I know my sign (the Tiger), and I have been to one fortune teller.
Wasn’t impressed.
“I don’t no why eveybody wants to live in a place of sin and a culter of death.”
Dude, it’s the Christains who all-the-fucking-time talk about sin.
ANd about Hell awaiting me once I die.
Everywhere else, we’re talking about the Oscars.
“Its becaus they want us to be politicly correct and tolerate al kinds of sinners.”
Political Correctness only covers accidental offense. Don’t say ‘copy boy’ if you mean ‘copy boys and girls.’ That sort of thing.
If you’re intent on saying that gays burn in hell, it’s not a PC issue.
“Thats why God destroyed Saddam and Gomorrah. And we dont want to provoke God to do it again.”
Yes, you do. You’re pretty damned sure you’d be pious enough to save the city you’re in if God was looking for a reason to destroy it. You’d LOVE to be the only reason us sinners lived.
