The miraculous swirling sun witnessed by pilgrims to Fatima in 1917 was a representation of the swastika and a sign that heaven had sent Adolph Hitler to punish humanity for its sins. The miracle at Fatima also showed that the God of Christianity and Ra, the sun god of ancient Egypt, are the same diety. After centuries of "Passover" — passing over from the Egyptians to the Jews to the Christians to the Muslims — God was again appearing on earth as a sun god, this time in the person of Hitler.
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Uhmmm... WTF? This guy is nuts. Passover (the Jewish one, not the Christian) transliterates as Pesach from the original Hebrew name. Where "Passover" comes from I don't know, but it isn't from the transferring of a god from one nation to the next.
The Jewish God allready had a deal with Abraham, that was quite a few generations before they left Egypt, thus your theory fails at it's fundamental priciple, that the God didn't "leave" the Egyptians before the exodus.
The sun swirls! It's a miracle!!
No, you're dehydrated, passed out and had a hallucination.
The sun swirls! It's a miracle and tells me god is ra ... ... and some guy called Hitler is jeezuss and will be punishing us, well, not me, for sins!!
Holy smote batman, we've been urbaneked again!
Well, I think that they talked about Russia, not Hitler. Besides, why sending such a bastard who killed, among other people, a nun who is a saint today?. Not very sensible. I´m smelling conspiracy theory of the worst quality.
Check this out on another one of his posts:
"Mars came within 34.6 million miles of Earth, 30 percent closer than average, on 08.27.2003. Note how the numbers in that date add up. The first and last numbers, 8 and 3, equal 11; 2 + 7 = 9, 7 + 2 = 9, and 2 + 7 + 2 = 11. Another 9-11 portent."
Wouldn't a sign "that heaven had sent Adolph Hitler to punish humanity for its sins" have happened in, say, 1889 when he was born, or 1933 when he took power, or 1939 when the war started, or any date actually relevant to Hitler? In 1917, Hitler was in a trench in France.
That is such a cool website name - until you realise it's not a parody...
I did a bit of browsing looking for signs of intelligence - cute references, anything. I gave up when I read this.
My presence on the train suggests my life is on a predetermined track. Traveling by train is also an old-fashioned form of transportation associated with romantic liaisons. Alas, since I am traveling alone, this dream does not bode well for my love life. The piles of coins suggests stinginess or hoarding and my inability to shove them up my penis may reflect a kind of vagina envy. Women can use their sexuality/vagina to collect and store money. I don't have that "third pocket."
My presence on the train suggests my life is on a predetermined track. Traveling by train is also an old-fashioned form of transportation associated with romantic liaisons. Alas, since I am traveling alone, this dream does not bode well for my love life. The piles of coins suggests stinginess or hoarding and my inability to shove them up my penis may reflect a kind of vagina envy. Women can use their sexuality/vagina to collect and store money. I don't have that "third pocket."
Is he seriously suggesting that women primarily/commonly use their body cavities to store money!? o_0
This guy has to be crazy or a troll. How is Tonya Harding, born 7 years after Kennedy was shot, his killer?, how, if Oswald WAS KILLED BEFORE THE TRIAL, was he travestied to woman?, and the theme of reincarnation............
"Women can use their sexuality/vagina to collect and store money. I don't have that "third pocket."
Sure you do, Urbie, it's the empty space between your ears. (Woman can use their sexuality to collect and store money???)
Have to stop reading his drivel; I'm beginning to see swirling suns that look like swastikas ..
For your homework, Bobbie, please look up the term "apophenia" and write a short essay on the concept with relation to your site and the crazy load of shit that you put on it.
Unless it's a parody, in which case: Ha ha, but remember Poe's Law.
NotMe: The term "passover" refers to the 10th plague that the ever-loving God inflicted on the Pharoah: Killing all the Egyptians' first-born sons (who didn't actually do anything wrong, but what the hell.) Jews were instructed to place blood (from a sheep/lamb, IIRC) on their doors to tell the angel of death that Jews lived there instead of Egyptians the mark instructed the angel of death to pass over that house.
At least that's what everyone said during the seder....
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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