Demons can enter a person via sex and they know it and that is what they want. Anything perverted to scoff at God is what they do ! This is how they steal innocent souls for Satan.
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This is why religion will never win in our society. People enjoy consequence-free sex, and these religious nuts are running around trying to tell people that demons steal their souls when they have sex.
In other words, they're showing everyone how backwards and sexually repressed they really are. It's not a good selling point.
"Demons can enter a person via sex and they know it and that is what they want"
Here is a demon I know...:
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...which I want to enter via not only sex, but Paizuri . Dat cleavage. :9
How about doing it until the very last second, then switch to a hand job. Gotta be frustrating for the demon.
Oh! Does the blue ointment work on demons?
Sometimes I feel a bit left-out and at a distinct disadvantage. Where can I learn all about the desires of demons? Where can I learn all about Satan's plans? Are there any text books I can swat-up on? Any demon classes I can take? Do I have to pay attention when lunatics speak? Must I, in fact, consider lunacy as a serious life choice? Questions? Questions? Questions? So many questions?
But I don't even think I'm innocent *wink*, nor do I have a soul, per se... so am I safe?
Because I know some succubi...
Ah! The "J.C. Webster The Third" school of sexuality!
(I'm not a regular 'Coast 2 Coast AM' listener. It's mostly Conspiracy crap, anyway. But I've heard all the 'J.C.' stuff on YouTube...downloaded it & converted to MP3. That fundie character's HILARIOUS!)
Damn, but I'm glad I'm not a Christian!
@Swede
Oh, not THAT sex. LBF is talking about fun sex. You know, sex that both people enjoy, and doesn't necessarily result in reproduction.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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