Atheists, please listen to this wise words?
"The Bible says it. I believe it. That SETTELS it.
Answer : THATS SO TRUE.....LIKE IT OR LUMP IT THE TRUTH is still the truth!!!
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Atheists, please listen to this wise words?
At this point I stopped listening and started laughing.
"now I am a simpel minded person but the greatest acheevement of my life is thinking of this moto.
"The Bible says it. I believe it. That SETTELS it."
I think you're just being modest. Your greatest achievement in life would appear to be the continuation of consciousness by not forgetting to fucking breath.
"THATS SO TRUE.....LIKE IT OR LUMP IT THE TRUTH is still the truth!!!"
You're just as stupid as the first guy. Possibly more so since you seem to be borderline idolizing him.
hehe, acheevement xD
This has to be Lonewolf!
"The Bible says it. I believe it. That SETTELS it.
Except it doesn't settle it. Not when you believe falsehoods are correct and when you'd rejoice at seeing your falsehoods imposed on the rest of society, I'm afraid that doesn't settle it.
And to come up with such a simplistic way of saying "Stop picking on me!" shows a serious lack of intelligence.
"THATS SO TRUE.....LIKE IT OR LUMP IT THE TRUTH is still the truth!!!"
Yes, and a heavily plagiarized work of fiction - like your bible - is still a heavily plagiarized work of fiction.
If the bumper stickers were replaced with ones that say -
Teh Bibel saids it I beleefit.That. SETTELS. it!!!1!!!!
Would any fundies notice ?
...well, he's got us! Boys & girls, time to pack our atheist bags and head on back to xtianity...
To be fair, I suspect that English is not this guy's first (or maybe even second) language...
simple is right, spell checker
another 'It says so, so it is' fundie
Why do people keep throwing out the "simpel mindedness" as some sort of proof? As in, "I'm dumb, but even I know this is true."
Does it occur to them that maybe the reason they believe their hokum is because they're simple minded?
Is there such a fallacy as an appeal to idiocy?
I have a question for these spelling-challenged fundie people... Do they know what a "question" means?
I thought Y!A was supposed to be, you know, a question/answer forum - not "highly leading trollish question trying to push a point of view/completely predictable answers forum" or, as in this case, "not a question at all, just pure screed / hooray-hooray-hooray I-agree-with-you-totally replies forum".
I already know perfectly well how is babby formed, so I ask rhetorically: How is qeutsino fromed? How can preson axpend thier knowlig.
"Atheists, please listen to this wise words?
"The Bible says it. I believe it. That SETTELS it."
The facts of Evolution. Sputnik 1 in 1951 destroying Genesis cosmologically (to say nothing of what the LHC will do).
Facts. Destroying 'truth' since 1609.
"Answer : THATS SO FACTUAL.....LIKE IT OR LUMP IT THE FACTS are still the facts!!!"
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"That probably is the greatest achievement of your life"
When Fireball was able to count to ten all by himself. And, by his mummy taking off his shoes & socks, being able to count to twenty all by himself. He's just discovered how to count to twenty-one...!
X3
Yes, my dear Fundie, as of your own words, you are a simple minded person. How "wise words" may come from a simple mind is another question...
I may humbly say that I am not a simple minded person. "Believe" therefore doesn't settle it for me, and just "believe" doesn't make anything true.
I'm surprised anyone bothered to post this old, old fundie motto, but since they have...
It means: I have made my mind up, don't confuse me with the facts. (Or perhaps: I have made the facts up, don't confuse me with your mind.)
The Bible is a collection of books written by different authors over many centuries: as such it can't, as an entity, be regarded as an authority on anything. Individual verses by particular writers may be quoted, but so what? For this fundie war-cry to have any content at all "The Bible" needs to be regarded as one cohesive book written by one author, and what's more one who never contradicts himself. Which is so clearly not the case it isn't worth discussing the view with anyone who holds it.
"now I am a simpel minded person but the greatest acheevement of my life is thinking of this moto.
"The Bible says it. I believe it. That SETTELS it."
Simple things please simple minds, I guess. On the other hand...:
'So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.'
'There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths.'
'What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite.'
-Bertrand Russell
Knowledge. Learning new things. Facts. Feels good, man.
“Atheists, please listen to this wise words?”
“now I am a simpel minded person”
“but the greatest acheevement of my life is thinking of this moto.”
“"The Bible says it. I believe it. That SETTELS it.”
“Answer : THATS SO TRUE.....LIKE IT OR LUMP IT THE TRUTH is still the truth!!!”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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