ABOVE: A filthy sensual screen-capture from Taylor Swift's ungodly video, “BLANK SPACE,” with some kind of animal that looks like a deer. ARE THEY SUGGESTING BESTIALITY? That's the first thing most normal men would think. I had to censor her exposed thighs for decency. This is Satanism at work folks! This woman is evil! If you think this type of weird amoral behavior is acceptable to sell records, then you are not right with God and something is wrong with you too! These evil people belong in prison!!!
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"That's the first thing most normal men would think."
I am not a man, and I don't even know many men, but I am just going to assume this is BS. An attractive woman appears near an animal... the brain doesn't leap straight to bestiality.
Thank fuck I'm not normal then, because, unless there is actual human/animal penetration going on, I NEVER think of bestiality.
What's up Dave, are you getting bored with kids ?
Um, no. Normal men don't instantly jump to bestiality.
Also, we get it. She gives you a boner. Stop obsessing. It's creepy.
Instant identification!
For those who do not want to go on his site:
* Yes, LESBIAN bestiality, David!
Something's wrong with me? I'm not the one who's seeing sex in absolutely everything, you know, Davie.
We all know you're mad because Taylor is just too old to get you off now, but you don't have to rant like a loony about it.
David, normal men (and women) don't go out of their way to find things that upset them. For instance, someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift and finds her videos offensive doesn't collect "filthy sensual" screen-captures. They certainly don't spend any time listening to her songs, watching her videos or following her activities with stalker-like intensity.
Tonight on "Crazy Batshit Crank Theatre," David J. Stewpid shares some of his wank bank with us, and we all point and laugh because it's a censored picture of a young woman standing somewhere in the approximate vicinity of a deer.
Here's Jesus with some kind of animal that looks like a lamb. ARE THEY SUGGESTING BESTIALITY?image
That's the last thing NORMAL men would think of when watching that video. Normal men probably think "nice-looking woman, so, when's dinner?". Perverts like you, tough think directly of bestiality.
I'd say most NORMAL men think you belong in prison, and not only because you diddled a child, but also because you want to deprive them of all eye-candy.
ABOVE: A filthy sensual screen-capture...
That didn't take long to figure it was Dave.
As for the rest of the post...
Dave, all but a handful are like you. Just because you think like that doesn't mean you're normal.
Oh, and when I see pics like the one below, that doesn't mean that person is into besiality and necrophilia.
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Davey identified in the first three words. He really takes a lot of pleasure staring at a small screen and shouting "Filth! Harlot! Sensuality! Exposed thighs!", then reverses to watch that bit again. Sometimes this continues far, far into the night, as the dog at his feet whines and covers his ears.
Look, D.J.; Just admit that you have the hots for Taylor Swift, drop trou and rub one out! You won't go to Inferno for it! Deity made sex and sexuality and Deity would be most blasphemed if you rejected Deity-made pleasures as evil!
Taylor Swift took on the mighty Apple, and won . Your crappy Hawaiian Steel Guitar scrapings will never so much as disgrace the aural canals of the lowest rent budget-CD record label's A&R scout.
It's time to drop the rationalisations & excuses, and deal with it, Davey-boy.
An animal in a music video, clearly it must be an explicit depiction of bestiality.
edit:
I made the mistake of going to David's site. My word, it took a long time to scroll down the entire page about how Taylor Swift is evil. David must have watched every one of her videos and read every magazine article about her in order to write all that. Something tells me Ms. Swift should be glad David is stuck in Guam.
I hope that little girl he molested shows up and beats the shit outta him someday.
He's obviously not changed, this obsession with young females on Disney and Nick and singers is textbook "methinks he doth protest TOO much".
He thinks he's convincing us he's concerned about them and their influence but he's seeing stuff that just isn't there. At best he wishes little girls were more innocent so he could take advantage. Pedophiles often claim the girls came on to them, Dave's a child predator to this day.
I've seen every one of her vids he goes on about, one just because he bitched about it, he's projecting shit on her that's not there.
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