Heaven is a planet, approximately 4 1/2 light years from the Earth. Hell is 30 miles below the surface of the Earth, under England, the channel and France.
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Isn't there something in the Bible about sunlight in heaven being 49 times as bright as here on Earth (and moonlight being as bright as the sun)?
Wow. I learn something new every day.
Talisman
According to the (Mormon) Book of Abraham, Kolob is the star closest to the throne of God.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolob
So if God lives on a planet (Alpha Centauri?), did he populate the Earth by sending Ancient Astronauts (who, of course, created landing strips on the Plains of Nazca).
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Yeah, but Proxima is negligibly faint compared to the other two. And it's about a tenth of a light year from them too - and since it's closer to us, it's a less likely candidate for the parent star of Planet Heaven.
So, does this mean Heaven covered in intelligent fungus and psychic worms?
*wanders off to find that game again*
@ Matilde: "Heaven is a state . . . " A state? You mean like West Virginia?
Oh wait, that's ALMOST heaven.
France?
ROFLMAO
Sure, why not.
If it was merely four and half light years to Heaven, we ought to be able to see it with ordinary telescopes. It would be just beyond our closest star, Proxima Centauri (4,22 light years away).
Hell must be much, much bigger than just England and France, if is to have room forever for all sinners that has ever roamed the Earth.
"Heaven is a planet, approximately 4 1/2 light years from the Earth. Hell is 30 miles below the surface of the Earth, under England, the channel and France."
I've read crackfics that are like Arthur C. Clarke's & Isaac Asimov's finest in comparison to this load of literary arse gravy. And "Battlefield Earth" is the worst example of Sci-Fi (by L. Ron Hubbard, natch), yet the film adaptation of such - by definition of it's (unfortunate sub-"Plan 9 From Outer Space") existence - was pitchable at least.
And said crackfics at least were rated in Fanfiction.net. Whassamatter, (i)q9.3536, nobody so much as read yours on that site?! [/snark]
Whilst not as short as your 'effort', (i)q9.3536, at least "DOOM: Repercussions of Evil " has attained legendary status on the intarwebz.
No, (i)q9.3536, your 'beliefs' are 4 1/2 light years away.
And then (i)q9.3536's brain was waving bye-bye to Voyager 1. X3
@ Dan
Isn't there something in the Bible about sunlight in heaven being 49 times as bright as here on Earth (and moonlight being as bright as the sun)?
When I look in my astronomy books, I see that only Alpha Centauri is at anything like the claimed distance (it's 4.35 l.y. away). Alpha Centauri is a double star whose components are together only twice as bright as the sun.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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