ThrowItUp #fundie

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[1. Humans are apes.
2. How are you quantifying intelligence? Chimpanzees for example are tool users, engage in cooperation and sharing, are capable of deception, have analytical problem solving skills, are creative, and can learn symbols.]

1. No they are not. Humans are in God's image.

2. But chimps smell their own poo. 'Nuff said.

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old comment by checkmate

By definition, fundamentalists understand so-called scripture in a totally uninterpreted, literal sense.

But do they?

If, as the Bible claims, humans were created in God's image, then why don't we all look alike? I mean like identical twins? That would be a true fundamentalist belief.

And, how can there be two sexes, male and female, if there's only one God, and we were created in his image?

If your friendly neighborhood fundamentalist answers "'image' means in the general human form, not in the exact looks," then he has just opened the door to further interpretation and exegesis, slamming shut the door to fundamental fundamentalism and thus in his own face.

Ahh, the difficulties involved in being true to one's own twisted beliefs. Gotta feel sorry for the fundies: it's hard the live a lie.

If God existed, he'd serve them due retribution for all the pain and hate they bring into the world. What a shame he doesn't exist.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"2. But chimps smell their own poo. 'Nuff said."

But chimpanzees fling their own No. 2s around as well (especially at humans in a zoo). They probably think it's funny as hell. Not so amusing when fundies throw their own religion-based bigoted shit around, expecting others to accept what they say as the product of supposedly civilised thinking.

At least chimpanzees aren't Dominionists. They do have thumbs, after all.

Or mayhaps even chimpanzees are too civilised to even think as fundies do. When was the last time animals in the wild killed each other over differences in religious doctrine?

Q: Why isn't Evolution accepted or acknowledged as fact in the Bible Belt?

A: Because it hasn't happened there yet.

"1. No they are not. Humans are in God's image."

"You gotta wonder: if God made us in His image, who made him?!" (referring to Optimus Prime, whilst transforming)

USAF Tech Sgt Epps (Tyrese Gibson), "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

“1. No they are not.”
Sure, sure. The facts are agaqinst you, but cling to your superstition.

“Humans are in God's image.”
Then your God is an ape. With vestitial organs.

“2. But chimps smell their own poo. 'Nuff said.”
What a clueless elitist you are.
Humans lick other people’s assholes for sexual gratification.
Humans use frozen turds as dildos.
Humans have weaponized their poop (see Punji sticks).
During famines, people have picked through elephant poop to find undigested kernels of wheat.
We are fucking animals, dude.

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