Doesnt it take an INTELLIGENT being to say men need to walk or just another beautiful coincidence, monkey did it ? I can go on and on, mountains and all its beautiful designs, or beautiful coincidence ? I'm just trying to say that creatism is the most intelligent argument in my opinion.
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Jack and shit?
Okay, where did god come from?
Beautiful design or beautiful coincidence?
Uh-oh! Now your false dichotomy isn't so groovy anymore, now is it?
Coincidence it is not. / Yoda
Chemistry, physics, chance, natural selection... Not what you would call coincidence.
P. S. And what's with "It's beautiful, therefore it's designed" argument? First, beauty is in the eye of beholder. Second... bah, why bother?
"Doesnt it take an INTELLIGENT being to say men need to walk or just another beautiful coincidence, monkey did it ?"
Actually, it takes a beautiful lemur-like primate - 'Ida' (Darwinius masillae) to say that Evolution destroys Intelligent Design:
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"I'm just trying to say that creatism is the most intelligent argument in my opinion."
Unfortunately, Judge John E. Jones III (personally appointed as a federal judge by the ID-loving George W. Bush himself!) didn't see things your way, as he presided over Kitzmiller vs. Dover. And I'm afraid your 'opinion' doesn't count for shit against what is now enshrined in law . Irony can be such a bitch eh, tek?
Is that English?
Did you say cretinism?
“Doesnt it take an INTELLIGENT being to say men need to walk”
No. The ones that stood straighter for whatever reason saw the lion farther away and started running sooner. Over time, anyone who didn’t stand straight was lion shit.
“or just another beautiful coincidence, monkey did it ?”
No one says a beautiful coincidence. Just a pretty clear advantage to some.
“I can go on and on,”
Meaninglessly…
“mountains and all its beautiful designs,”
That would mean you would also have to find eye worms beautifully designed, right?
Brain parasites? Harlequin babies?
Even if you blame the ugly in creation on human sin, it’s still your god’s design that was subject to such flaws. He gets just as much credit for skin cancer as for sunsets.
“or beautiful coincidence ?”
Again, not something science claims.
“I'm just trying to say that creatism is the most intelligent argument in my opinion.”
Then you’re just stupid. Seriously, it’s a magic ‘just so’ story and any decent writer would be ashamed of producing it.
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