We now predict a terrorist Dirty Bomb or Nuclear Bomb will hit the UN plaza in Midtown Manhattan on 2006Tishri22 (Between Sundown Tuesday 17th and Sundown Wednesday 18th) and if not on that day then on any day before 2006Tishri30 (before Sundown Wednesday October 25th).
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If at first you don't succeed, try again and again and again and again and again and again until someone on FSTDT completely loses it, tracks you down, ties you to a bench and tattoos NON-PROPHET on your forehead.
Irene
or maybe the following Tuesday, or what about Thanksgiving, or the friday after, in fact I have to take my daughter to a recital that following Monday, why don't we plan on that. OR, what we COULD do is...
I see some attrition. Its dirty or nuclear now, not just nuclear, and two dates at once.
I guess in a year they will predict that "next week something will explode somewhere in NYC, or it won't."
Can we give these guys an award for "most persistent idiots", or something?
That said, they're beginning to crack - notice they've swallowed their pride slightly and given the date a bit of wiggle room this time!
What are we going to do tommorow brain?
The same thing we do everyday pinky, try to predict the UN getting hit by a nuclear weapon.
Its pinky, its pinky, its pinky and the brain brain brain brain brain.
"On April 29th we started predicting dates for a terrorist Nuclear Bomb at the UN in midtown. After making several mistakes we thought that that 1 Kings 18:43 declared we would get it right at the 8th attempt"... Here are the mistakes we have made...
2006Iyyar21 (May 19/20) [7 days after 2006Iyyar14]
2006Iyyar28 (May 26/27) [7 days after first mistaken date]
2006Iyyar11 (June 8/9) [First day of the 2,000 pigs of Mark 5 incorrectly calculated]
2006Sivan12 (June 9/10) [First day of the 2,000 pigs of Mark 5 correctly calculated but misinterpreted]
2006Tammuz2-6 (June30-July4) [7th sabbath after 1st mistake/7th sabbath omitting 2006Sivan5/7th Sabbath lookout day]
2006Tammuz28/29 (July 25 - 27) [Assumed contest began on 911]
2006Ab3/4 (July 30 - August 1) [Assumed second 'day' of contest began when wheat went limit up in Chicago]
2006Ab8 (August 4/5) [Assumed second 'day' of contest began on non BLC day of 2006Adar28 so that 1750th day is sabbath]
2006Ab15 (August 11/12) [7th sabbath lookout period assuming 2006Tammuz2/3 and 2006Tammuz4-6 were separate sabbath mistakes]
2006Ab22 (August 18/19) [7th sabbath lookout period assuming 2006Tammuz2-6 and 2006Tammuz28/29 were separate sabbath mistakes]
2006Ab29 (August 25/26) [7th sabbath lookout period after first mistake, the entire sabbath month of 2006Tammuz as one sabbath lookout period]
2006Elul13/20/27 (September 8/9, 15/16, 22/23) [A sabbath after the 1750th day of the contest starting on 2001Tishri30 and before the end of Elul]
2006Elul30 (September 26th) [last 5 hours thereof in NYC, so that bomb went off in Elul EST but in Tishri BST]
2006Tishri10 (October 5/6) [The mid point and start of the daylight part of the Day of Jehovah]
Before 2006Tishri14 (October 10) [The day before the fesitval of Booths starts]
2006Tishri22 (October 17/18) [The 7th festival sabbath of the year, the great sabbath of Booths]
No nuclear bomb hit the UN on any of the above days or time periods. However these failures in prediction presented us with various larger chronological problems which we hope we have now fixed."
I thought the JW's had a copyright on false predictions. 0_o
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