WBC will picket the godless and murderous Chinese at their office in San Francisco
In religious protest and warning; to wit: "be not deceived; God is not mocked." Gal6:7 God hates fags and murderers. Ergo, God hates the Chinese government and people, for killing thousands of Christian missionaries and their families - whose blood cries for vengeance.
THANK GOD FOR EARTQUAKES
THANK GOD FOR DEAD CHINESE
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They are so extreme even other bigots find them offensive.
What do you expect, restraint? They're demented. Insane. They lack even the semi-sanity of the average fundamentalist.
maybe the WBC should just issue a list of people and places god doesn't hate, it would save alot of time.
That list would consist of the following:
WBC
That is all.
#571292 wrote : maybe the WBC should just issue a list of people and places god doesn't hate, it would save a lot of time.
1. United States of America (under a Republican administration, of course)
2. White True Christians who live in #1
The End
Quite frankly, these people bore me. They only do this because they get off on the attention. It's like a kid saying bad words just to shock. Actually a lot of people these days are like that in one way or another. The only thing to do is just totally ignore them. Don't respond to them, don't acknowledge, even the news shouldn't cover their silliness. After a few months of that they'll dry up and blow away.
I thought no one outside of the WBC was truly Christian.
Also, how do they explain natural disasters that strike Christian Missionaries or Christians that the WBC likes?
As well, many Christians say God has nothing to do with natural disasters at all...?
Where does this shit-spattered theology come from, but the depths of Fred Phelps's bigoted ass?
So, has anyone wondered if Fred Phelps is a lich?
Seriously, there has to be some kind of dark magic going on here... he's like, 200 years old or something.
You know, China has long had a cozy relationship with Sudan and was, therefore, in a unique position to pressure the government there to do something about the genocide in Darfur which eventually spilled over into Chad. China did not act, and actually thwarted UN resolutions to try to alleviate the situation because they did not want to strain their economic relationship with Sudan.
So . . .protesting the Beijing Olympics I'm fine with. These ass hats are doing for a stupid reason, though. And it's the Chinese government that should be scorned, not the poor working class folks who bore the brunt of casualties and property loss from the earthquake. If there is in fact a god, Fred Phelps and WBC are in for a really big surprise in the afterlife.
Beanheel
They spit on dead people. Dead people cannot defend themselves.
I can't find the Christianity here, nor can I find any rational adult sentiment.
Sometimes I hope the christian duality of heaven and hell is real, the members of the WBC get thrown to hell and I were in a position to see the faces of Phelps and his Cronies when god (or whoever) tells them that in contrast to their own beliefs they don´t ascend to heaven, but get thrown to hell.
This could only be topped if God also confesses to Phelp, that he (i.e. god) is bisexual
And bigoted fundies like Phelps are truely the only people on earth who awake such wishes in me
:D
Ergo, God hates the Chinese government and people, for killing thousands of Christian missionaries and their families...
Those would be the thousands of Christian missionaries that Jehovah called to go to China to spread the word, would they? The very ones that an omniscient God knew would be slaughtered by the Chinese and yet nonetheless sent them there anyway.
I guess Christians have poor pattern recognition skills. You'd have thought after the first few dozen both God and the missionary societies would have figured out that the Chinese didn't want them there. How many missionaries need to be killed before you guys take the hint and stop bothering the Chinese?
BREST said "I'd like to see them protest at Tian An Men Square. Just for a laugh"
Funnily enough there is another press release on their site saying they are in fact going to picket the Olympics!!!
They truly must be nuts...if only all 30(or so) of them go! please please please! the chinese will throw them in a gulag and they'll never be heard from again!
Gee and here I like Mr. Phelps, why cause unlike most fundies Phelps and his clan make no pretense of a loving and kind relationship with god but of an abusive kneejerk bigot who says his imaginary friends hates all the same folks as him.
Besides Give him some credit this waste of protoplasm and his family is correct where was all this outrage and disgust with their antics when it was just Gay's who's funerals he protested
"Do these people have no boundaries?!"
Nope.
I firmly believe that Fred Phelps is doing these things endlessly in the hopes that someone will lose their cool and sock him. Then he can sue for assault, medical bills, and punitive and exemplary damages.
They're all lawyers, you know.
And I suppose that if your house were everdestroyed in an earthquake, it would be sign to everyone of how powerful and great your God is to make such an example of you.
I doubt the Chinese would even care what (or ever even learn) what you think about them. I'm sure most of them were taught that it was caused by geology, not theology.
Which reminds me, thanks for helping to have them beat us in the future because of their huge leap ahead of us understanding of science as a country, while you keep saying things like "God is Science!"
When my future children can't get a job because it was outsorced to China with their superior knowledge, I'll blame you guys. So thanks.
"I firmly believe that Fred Phelps is doing these things endlessly in the hopes that someone will lose their cool and sock him. Then he can sue for assault, medical bills, and punitive and exemplary damages."
Been there, done that. Two years ago or more. It was the first time I heard of the WBC. They picketed a soldier's funeral and one of his cousins or borthers or something got pissed and hit one of the WBC members. They sued. Of course.
Ok.
Using that logic, I'm going* to go on a killing spree, slaughtering every white person I meet, until I get caught and take my own life.
Since our ancestors fucked up so many other people.
*This is a hypothetical situation to prove your idea is idiotic and that it's really not fair to blame someone for something their race / ancestors may or may not have done.
@Bryan I'm inclined to suspect that Fred Phelp's entire brain was replaced by one large tumor some years ago.
@approximate and Papabear: Phelps and co. have stated (in song form no less) that God hates the entire world.
Odd ... Phelps is actually choosing to protest something that's ALMOST worth protesting here.
Usually, he just pickets countries for not tying their shoes in accordance with Leviticus, or some such.
Phelps. It's been more than 10 years since you first thrilled us with your vibrant message of Cod. Since then your output has been both bountiful and deep-fried, but this latest offering seems to be a rehash of some work you did in 2002 and 2003, with your sino-fag themes. I don't know if you'll be offended if I ask this, but can you come up with something new, soon. Because I have met a new preacher in Texas. He says things that make me feel like I never LOOKED for demons, that's why I never saw any. I like your company but I need to be with someone who makes me feel raptured.
I think this is actually truly hilarious. I really hope they decide to go to China and protest the Olympics. China is a country that has no problem putting bullets into people's heads for very vague things, such as 'subversion.'
I'm not that big a fan of China, but it would please me very much so to see WBC go to China, and then watch China mercilessly execute all of them. Then, of course, China would charge the family members of the executed felons a fee for the bullet.
The sad part is that I know it's horrible of me to want to see this, but they've really earned it. And as wrong as it is to wish death on other people, I'm not sure in this case it wouldn't be justified. There may never be a rationalization for this, but in the end, I'm human, and I'm not perfect. I have to honestly say, and I do feel bad for saying this, I would take satisfaction from the execution of the members of the WBC at the hands of the Chinese government.
"1. United States of America (under a Republican administration, of course)
2. White True Christians who live in #1"
Fred Pelphs hates America
What, nobody said it yet?
Alright... Ahem.
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne!
*sigh*
You guys are so fucking boring coming up with a new thing or person for god to hate every week, why don't you just say your god hates everything and stay in your goddamn compound. Oh right, because you are a bunch of attention whores who will travel hundreds of miles to scream abuse at a mother who is trying to bury her son who died in service to his country. All so you can go on cable news shows to spout your insane bullshit. What's sad is that even the worst assholes at FOX or any other news network are disgusted by you. Even the worst Christian assholes in the world think you guys are dicks. Just think about that for a second. Hell, people give you TV time and radio time, not because they think you have anything meaningful to say, but just to keep your crazy asses away from grieving families so they can bury their children in peace. Of course that works out just fine for you because you get to go on and rant about how people should conform to your severely warped interpretation of the bible because you're the only one who knows god's will. Well it isn't gonna work because any retard can see that you're a bunch of raving lunatics who destroy the minds of your children by teaching them to hate everything. I'm sure you know that insane fundie cults who are walled up in compounds usually don't come to good ends in this country. You guys are parasites and child abusers and if god did exist he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. You guys are just that repugnant. I hope one day you piss off the wrong family and they beat the crap out all of you.
Sorry for the long post, these people just piss me off so bad I could choke a bitch.
I agree as well that they should go to China and be killed. hell I would pay tickets to see such an event. Maybe a camera will be taping it as well?
When they die America will cheer.
Although the idea of picketing their funerals sounds fun. Anyone else up for it?
I hope your town is hit by an earthquake.
Too broad, they'd blame someone else in town. I'm more of the mind that their church (and only the church) should be hit by lightning until it has burned to the ground.
Or that Phelps gets caught à la Haggard with a male prostitute.
Is this despicable shit* still around? One day, he's going to insult the wrong type of community...
* Personal note to the spokescowpie from the IAFTAADOSDCCDDBDFMMHCAWPMAAABWSFMP** who will most likely sue me for slander for this: My deepest apologies for the insult. Such sorry wastes of human DNA don’t even deserve the comparison: ethically, they sank so low there’s no telling when they hit bottom, while honorable representatives of the fecal community, such as yourself, can be extraordinary fertiliser. Which reminds me... Now that we've prevented a silly suit, please be a good cowpie and go back in your field to attract flies, fertilize the soil and grow Psilocybe Cubensis mushrooms so we can get high and forget this sordid piece of shit. Oh, sorry...
** International Association For The Appreciation And Defense Of Shit, Dung, Crap, Cowpies, Doggie-Dos, Bird Droppings, Fecal Matter, Mr Hankey, Coproliths And, Well, Pretty Much Any And All Biological Waste Solids From Metabolic Processes
So- God took his vengeance for the slaughter of innocents... by slaughtering innocents?
But he loves us very, very much. And he needs money!
@#572734: Hey don't you go foisting him on- well, them, I guess, since I'm more libertarian, but... he's totally not a modern liberal Democrat.
I wouldn't be thanking your god for earthquakes when you live in the middle of Tornado Alley, you scummy little ratfuckers.
(Crossing my fingers and hoping for an F5, a smashed church, and a graveyard full of dead bigots)
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The WBC is a bunch of inbred, sociopathic slimeballs who have nothing better to do than harass other people.
American should start picketing THEIR funerals - esp. Pastor Fred Phelps - with signs saying, 'Thank God for dead Westboro Baptist Church FILTH'.
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maybe the WBC should just issue a list of people and places god doesn't hate, it would save alot of time.
That list would consist of the following:
WBC
That is all.
6/11/2008 5:35:40 PM
that's pretty much true, I've seen these asswipes in person and they pretty much flat out admit "the WBC is the ONLY good people who ever lived and we'll be the ONLY ones in heaven"
And if that is true, then why did they also get the Olympics in '08, pray tell, Fred Phelps? Oh wait, Fred Phelps is dead. I guess he'll never be able to go all ape on me.
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