[And your forgetting that gays also kill babies to eat them, kick puppies, and are the ones who sneak into your house and steal single socks from your dryer.]
You left out, they are humans, and among the human race they are supposed to be the most intelligent animanl on earth. So why are they the only animal practicing sodomy?
Too bad they aren't pigs. If a bore jumped on another one in a pig pen, we'd have an abundance of sausage.
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"You left out, they are humans, and among the human race they are supposed to be the most intelligent animanl on earth. So why are they the only animal practicing sodomy?"
Wait... what? What are you trying to say again? Are you talking about humans as a whole or gay people specifically? Aren't you a human? What is an animanl? GAHHH!!! THE PAIN!
They aren't the only race observed to participate in homosexual acts. "an abundance of sausage" hoho, I see what you did there, such a dirty mind you have, I bet you're salivating just thinking about all that sausage.
You left out, they are humans, and among the human race they are supposed to be the most intelligent animanl on earth. So why are they the only animal practicing sodomy?
Except...we're not. Seagulls, bonobo monkeys, giraffes, penguins just to name a few are known to practice homosexual behavior naturally.
Too bad they aren't pigs. If a bore jumped on another one in a pig pen, we'd have an abundance of sausage.
I find it sickening how easily you and your ilk speak of mass slaughter of those you disagree with. Borders on sociopathy if you ask me.
Interestingly enough there was a show on TV tonight about the group of gorillas orginally studied by Dian Fossey, specifially the head male Titus At one point in his life he came to be in a small, all male group who practiced homosexual behaviour.
Interesting how this argument goes. One minute they're claiming no animals practice homosexuality, and when someone points out that they, in fact, do, they revert to "just because animals do it, doesn't mean people should".
Nothing like a circular argument...
"If a bore jumped on another one in a pig pen, we'd have an abundance of sausage"
We certainly would! Why don't you try it?
So why are they the only animal practicing sodomy?
You aren't, by a very long way. Homosexuality has been observed in around 1500 species and in about a third of those, it's very common.
“If a bore jumped on another one in a pig pen, we'd have an abundance of sausage.”
Um… Yeah, I don’t fantasize about eating domesticated animals killed by other domesticated animals.
And, while i really don’t care about the proclivities of an animal that’s on my table, I, uh… I have to ask. Do you get excited about the idea of consuming the meat of a gay pig?
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