Has anyone heard of Linux? It’s a new kind of Windows, but it’s free. I’ve read up on it, and it seems that it’s created and supported by ultra-liberals. Its creator, Richard Stallman, is even a satanist.
They call themselves “hackers”, and their aim is to destroy every big company, everything that is conservative. I can’t tolerate this sort of persecution. The LORD himself was a conservative and he was nailed to a tree for it. It won’t be long before all of us are crucified too if Linux succeeds.
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*explodes*
Wow, I want the same drugs this guy is taking.
The LORD himself was a conservative and he was nailed to a tree for it.
This guy wants to be the next Jon Swift and is failing miserably at it. Dude, c'mon, you don't have the comedy chops.
been there done thathttp://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
8 . Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.
If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
I am using Fedora Core 5 right now. I can tell that Linux is, in fact, not a new kind of Windows. It is, in fact, not Windows at all, since it is a *nix variant. To use fundy terminology, it is above Windows.
You, sir, commited a cardinal sin by saying Linux is anything like Windows, and for that, sir, you shall be crucified.
Conservatives don't clear the money changers out of the temple. I saw Jesus
You must be the stupidest of all the fundie everywhere ,You fucking Idiot
HAHAHAHAHA this made my day
Jesus was a radical in his time.... Him being a conservative then would mean he'd supported the Romans and not minded them adapting parts of the Jews' religion into theirs and then he'd convert...I think....
strangely appropriate:
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Lucifer DAMN you, you asshole-tistic son of a syphilitic SHEEP and a goat with the mange!
Linux is now the No. 1 operating system employed in huge server clusters. It receives strong support from big companies like IBM, even Microsoft started to praise it. And it is the core of Android, one of the most popular and widespread smartphone OS, developed by Google, another big company. Big companies benefit a lot from Linux, as do small companies and private persons.
Looks rather like the principle of evolution was proven again, doesn't it? Linux proved to be the most fit for these niches of information technology, so it prevailed over its competitors. Free Market Economics, you know, of the the all-time favourites of conservatives...
How does this guy even know how to turn a computer on?
For that matter, how does he even know which way his pants go on?
Is this a Poe site?
Linus Torvalds would be spinning in his grave.
Linux is not satanistic but like many operating systems it is powered by Deamons ;-)
Linux is a free Unix style operating system which offers an alternative to Microsoft. Thats Bill Gates the anti-christ. (allegedly)
"The LORD himself was a conservative and he was nailed to a tree for it"
Except when he gave free health care to the poor, treated prostitutes with respect, said nothing about homosexuality, and taught blatant socialism.
> Its creator, Richard Stallman, is even a satanist.
> their aim is to destroy every big company, everything that is conservative.
> I can’t tolerate this sort of persecution.
> The LORD himself was a conservative and he was nailed to a tree for itgoing against the status quo ? Not your ideal conservative.
> It won’t be long before all of us are crucified too if Linux succeeds.
...or maybe you're just a poe?
@Baptist Ben
@anti-nonsense
Confused?
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