What the fuck. This also lends itself to copycatting:
"In 2003, when Bush was president, I stayed in a motel 6. It cost $60, continental breakfast was free.
Today, for the exact same length of time, I took a vacation at the Waldorf-Astoria, and it cost $1,060, plus $35 for the quiche.
Thank you, Mr President."
"In 2003, when Bush was president, I bought a used Cessna 172. It cost $120,000, the wheels were free.
Today, I purchased a brand new Aeroscraft ML866 hybrid luxury yacht Zeppelin. For the exact same aircraft, it cost $40 million, plus $40,000 for all the furniture and paintings.
Thank you, Mr President."
"In 2003, when Bush was president, I picked up a streetwalker in Trenton, New Jersey. It cost $40, and the handy was free.
Today, I hired an escort service. For the exact same procedures, it cost $80, plus $13 for a handy.
Thank you, Mr President."