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The most familiar of Satan's weapons is the propaganda center in our homes known as Television. Children spend hours every day in front of the T.V. watching godless entertainment. I remember when I was in first grade me and my classmates watched "The Land Before Time" The opening monologue for this evil program says "millions of years before the first humans", being a Christian at this time I knew that the first humans were Adam and Eve; so I figured it was millions of years before them. Sort of a gap theory philosophy entered my mind. By the way, did I mention I was in a Christian school when this was happening!? Satan has come a long way. Now thanks to God sending Kent Hovind I am wiser. Homosexuals use television as well to promote there sick lusts, there poster boy for this is SpongeBob Square pants. Some Illuminati symbols have been viewed on nickelodeon, and some NWO propaganda was on Cartoon Network. Christian parents, it is your duty to keep your offspring focused on the face of God; so unplug that T.V. and have a family Bible reading!

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