I think I understand BLUEBONNET – it is like going to a High School function and instead of the Prayer and a Pledge – we stand for a moment of Silence. WELL I’M TIRED OF BEING SILENT!!!! I REFUSE TO BE SILENT ANYMORE!!!
Christians all over the Middle East are getting slathered, because they were silent for too long. Next will be the Christians and Jews of America and Israel – and I refuse to be SILENT then – I will only become Silent when they cut off my head or God takes me.
Ether way, I will then be the first to volunteer for Gods Army and I will not be Silent until I get on the horse that is directly behind the White Horse who is ridden by the the “Great I Am,” the one with “All Mighty Power,” “The First and the Last,” “the Alpha and Omega,” “Prince of Peace” and the “King of all Kings.” “May God Arise and let His Enemies be Scattered.”
Only then, when the last Battle has been fought, will I be silent and I will probably lie down with the lion and the sheep and take a peaceful nap. Until then and only then – NO SILENCE FOR ME PLEASE!
What Bluebonnet, do you think I am a Cesar Milk Toast Cristian? Do you think this is a time for a “Go Along to Get Alone Sermon?” Well you go ahead and make your little Chicken Casserole for the Sunday luncheon. I am going to yell from the top of roof top that Jesus Christ is King – I going to yell it so loud that it blows Satan Wig off!!!
SILENCE is for Wimps!
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I wish to raise two points.
'Milk Toast', which frankly strikes me as a delightful alternative to milquetoast.
'Christians all over the Middle East are getting slathered, because they were silent for too long.'
Slathered with what, might I ask? Sounds a little kinky.
5"When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. 6"But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you. 7"And when you are praying, do not use meaningless repetition as the Gentiles do, for they suppose that they will be heard for their many words.
Matthew 6, 5-7
So Jesus himself calls you a hypocrite. How about that?
"WELL I’M TIRED OF BEING SILENT!!!! I REFUSE TO BE SILENT ANYMORE!!!"
Thank goodness. I haven't heard anyone stand up for Christianity in America in ages.
"I going to yell it so loud that it blows Satan Wig off!!!"
And expose that nasty widow's peak of his? You big meanie.
Isn't the one riding behind the Pale Horse War,Pestilence, or Famine? I guess self -satisfied stupidity would fit right in, then...
Let me guess... you follow a religion of peace, right?
If a Muslim were saying this you'd be crapping your pants and running around claiming that Islam is a violent religion.
"Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:
- Matthew 5:38-39 (KJV)
Clearly that wimp Jesus had no idea what being a Christian is all about.
"slathered"? What, in preparation for shaving? Soem weird sex thing? Lucky christians...
As for shouting from the rooftops, I'd be careful were I you (a very disquieting thought, but I digress). This one guy I read about in the papers who was shouting from the rooftop (his own, as it was, and he was naked)about Jesus being Da Guy, the fire department got him down after an epic day of chit-chat with the cops. They wrapped him up and he apparently got carted off to the local loony bin. Turns out it was too much crystal meth.
So what do you think, Blaze? You been spending too much time with Walter White?
@ Happy Atheist
And who in hell is Cesar? Caspar's cousin?
Yeah, some people get way too wrapped up in their fantasy stories.
Remember a couple decades back, when that woman wore her Star Fleet uniform to jury duty?
Dear db321,
Thank you.
Oh, and, err, while you're at making your Chicken Casserole, Bluebonnet... Would you mind making one for me, too? I'm feeling quite hungry.
db321 seems to be dealing with blood rather than bread, but it's okay. We can get our Milk Toast from someone else.
Our next Sunday luncheon will be great <3
"getting slathered" "Milk Toast" "Go Along to Get Alone"
Let me put you in the puncture regarding our mumblers. Peach and every plum of them have dickifulty conversing with people they meet in everyday loaf.
WELL I’M TIRED OF BEING SILENT!!!!
How can you be tired of something you've never been?
Christians all over the Middle East are getting slathered
Does this, by chance, involve sexy women? Hey, as long as they're open minded, I don't care what their religion is.
I going to yell it so loud that it blows Satan Wig off!!!
Well, maybe you shouldn't do that, he gets really embarrassed about his tiny horns. I mean they're ridiculously tiny, it's almost like a birth defect or something.
Next will be the Christians and Jews of America and Israel and I refuse to be SILENT then I will only become Silent when they cut off my head or God takes me.
The irony being that, given that 80% of the country is Christian and the history of Christianity, it's most likely your head will be taken by another Christian form a different, equally fundie denomination. And nothing will bring that about faster than if fundies get their way and the US becomes a theocracy. You only tolerate each other while you have a common enemy (secularism). Once that's vanquished it'll be a constant and bloody struggle for power among the various, contradictory flavors of Christianity. Secularism is why we, unlike Israel and Europe of the past, argue over the internet instead of burning "heretics" alive or launching rockets at each other.
All this talk about Blue Bonnet makes it clear that Christians are being slathered with margarine.
I can't decipher the rest of it, however.
Slathered? With Blue Bonnet? Pass the salt, please.
it is like going to a High School function and instead of the Prayer and a Pledge we stand for a moment of Silence.
An all-inclusive moment where you can pray (quietly to yourself, like Jesus commanded you to) or not as the fancy takes you... what exactly is wrong with that?
WELL I’M TIRED OF BEING SILENT!!!! I REFUSE TO BE SILENT ANYMORE!!!
Christians in the US were never fucking silent in the first place... how the fuck can you be tired of doing what you've never done???
Oh wait... you think that others telling you to stop forcing your beliefs on them is persecution... you pathetic waste of life...
Hate to break it to you, bud, but Harry Potter has already defeated Lord Voldemort some years back, so I guess it's time for that nap now.
Yes, despite the temptation to say "slathered with what?", Christians in the Middle East are persecuted. They are not, however, persecuted by Americans in high school or anywhere else. If you want to be a voice for Christians, go to the Middle East and do it against those who persecute them, and stop bothering the innocent.
@Swede
Because, of course, no-one would feel in any way persecuted if over 2,000 rockets a year were fired at them.
Ah, so close, no matter how far. You had such a great rhetoric going (no Gettysburg Address, but I'll work with what I've got here,) and you just had to ruin it all with such a childish insult. Not to mention you didn't even bother with the usual "Science is anti-Christian" rhetoric you and yours so dearly seem to love.
*''slathered'' - do you mean 'slaughtered' perchance?
Don't you think it ironic that your General is the Prince of Peace? Someone who advocated turning the other cheek and the principle of agape? I'm also fairly sure Satan doesn't have a wig.
And I would also like to add that many people who are upheld as great examples of Christianity were silent in their suffering, including Jesus Christ himself. Or did he wail and gnash his teeth in pain, fear and fury on the Cross? Nope. Silence is actually a surprisingly universal tenet in many of the world's religions, symbolising fortitude and faith in adversity, or true dedication.
You, sire or madam, are a terrible Christian and you should rethink your interpretation of the Scriptures and your outlook on life in general.
Yours,
I've been an atheist since I even remotely understood the concept of religion, yet I still have a better understanding of Christianity than you.
Have to love Fundie logic
Jesus is the Prince of Peace! And to prove it, he's going to lead an army that kills everyone opposed to him!
"Christians all over the Middle East are getting slathered"
"do you think I am a Cesar Milk Toast Cristian?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOe4MK2RPA
'Something to feel good about!'
"I will only become Silent when they cut off my head or God takes me. "
...thus the 'Second Coming ...?!:
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With your obsession with all things dairy, how about some butter? Just a knob ; as per Marlon Brando in "Last Tango in Paris", nice and greasy, goes in easy, eh?! >:D
@#1580100
Actually, it's either this : http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=59345&Page=3#909272 , or this :
1- War: Kills people in battles.
5- Kevin: Doesn't actually kill people, he just gets on their tits.
X3
...oh, and cop for this:
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@ Happy Atheist (& @ January Blues)
'Milk Toast', which frankly strikes me as a delightful alternative to milquetoast.
History lesson:
Milktoast was the original insult, implying that the one so-called was a baby (eater of milk toast). Caspar Milquetoast was the invention of the cartoonist, H.T. Webster, and a play on that insult.
So, wait ... Christians are getting slathered with Blue Bonnet margarine?
Well, their jingle DOES say "Ev'rything's better with Blue Bonnet on it."....
I wouldn't put it on your milk toast, though.
Since we're discussing all things butter-like....
Jesus The King Of Kings eats IMPERIAL Margarine!
*DUM DA DA DAAAAAAH!*
(I wonder if they still make that stuff?)
... too late, God's Army was a former Burmese Christian revolutionary group against the military government.
Just be thankful that this happens only on the Web at least OP is yelling on the Web and not in the streets.
I think you've been slathered with a ten gallon drum of stupid.
Now, shut up before you make an even bigger idiot of yourself.
Well prayer is kind of a private thing according to Matthew 6:5. And we have no endorsement of religion so really schools can't force prayer. And first amendment means that one may abstain from Pledge. The moment of silence is for everyone. And you and your ilk are NEVER silent. If a non Christian ever expresses themselves, you try to cut it off and whine about being persecuted. And no you and your ilk are not being nor will be persecuted.
Confused?
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