Show us a link to where people are combining H and O to make water. Don't show burning of hydrogen byproduct, etc.
If random selection evolution were true where H and O found themselves at a party one day... and the rest is history.
If this random chance event produced water then surly we can take two simple chemicals and by design do the same thing. Make water.
The evolutionists on this forum must be in high school. They run their mouth and strike the poses but never actually deliver the goods. Very similar to high school kids. Talk big and strike poses. Then one day they get into the real world and suddenly things look different.
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If random selection evolution were true where H and O found themselves at a party one day... and the rest is history.
If this random chance event produced water then surly we can take two simple chemicals and by design do the same thing. Make water.
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Look up electrolysis. You need to add energy for oxygen and hydrogen to combine to form water.
Then look up the Hindenburg. The explosion created a whole lot of water. This is one of the big reasons we don't manufacture water, because it is dangerous jackass.
"If this random chance event produced water then surly we can take two simple chemicals and by design do the same thing. Make water. "
We can, and don't call me surly.
Sorry, had to throw that in there.
Now after you read about all of this go and look up the difference between chemistry and biological evolution.
If you still refuse to understand then drop some foil in a bottle of drain cleaner and light a match while you listen very closely to the inside of the bottle.
All of your questions will be answered.
The stupid is strong in this one.
Those fuel cells the Apollo astronauts used to power the LEM? Combined H and O to make electricity and water.
A number of H powered cars use the same process.
And of course the rest of this post is gibberish.
It's random mutation and natural selection, not random selection, stupid!
Evolutionist is just a creationist straw-man, silly. We're realists.
Again: It's random mutation and natural selection, not random selection. The selection is not the least bit random.
"If this random chance event produced water then surly we can take two simple chemicals and by design do the same thing. Make water."
I did this in 8th grade. I must be god.
Also chemistry and evolution are two different subjects. You should stop your 'surly' posing and actually learn some 5th grade chemistry.
Harry and Ollie went to a party? Sounds like the title of an old silent film.
I really can't tell if this person is claiming that water isn't made up of two hydrogen and one oxygen atoms. I can just imagine the next argument: "If water is made of oxygen, why can't we breathe it?"
"Show us a link to where people are combining H and O to make water."
is burning.
> Don't show burning of hydrogen byproduct, etc.
Hate to break it to you, but that's just what it takes to combine oxygen and hydrogen. Burning. Even when it happens in nature, it's burning. When the first water molecules in the universe formed, it happened because hydrogen was burned in oxygen.
We can, by design, do the same stuff that happens in nature.
Show us a link to where people are combining H and O to make water.
Every time you start your car: for example, 2 molecules of octane* + 25 molecules of oxygen = 16 molecules of carbon dioxide + 18 molecules of water.
Surely your not suggesting God sits there knitting every one of the trillions of gasoline molecules to oxygen every time you step on the gas. You'd think the Lord of the Universe would have better things to do.
* gasoline has other hydrocarbons besides octane (e.g., heptane, nonane, etc.), but they all go through a similar process with slightly different proportions of water and CO2
Random chance doesn't even mean "any bullshit I can make up should work then".
I mean, if someone tels you they found a long-lost friend in a bus by chance, that doesn't mean you can say "okay, if you say you can meet people living in your general area by chance, now go and find Kim-Jong il in the next bus or else I'll know you are lying".
If you build a car engine by tinkering with mechanical stuff that, according to your research, should work that way, it doesn't mean that you can then go and make an engine out of paper, sand and pillow stuffing. That's not how logic works.
Although well, you people say everything was created my magic so. What does logic means to you.
Everything you said, down to the individual words and possibly individual letters themselves, is wrong. you should feel ashamed for having written it. Everyone who reads it is left dumber for attempting to work out what the fuck you were on about.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
"Make water"
Okay. You asked for it...!
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"Why must fundies think all science is related to evolution?"
JRS read Adam Warren's "Dirty Pair: Sim Hell" comic (featuring Yuri - or Kei - being constructed by Nanotechnology, in a tank of water & a few other objects for additional atoms for said 'bots ), and thinking it's non -fiction, therefore... (again, from the surrealistically twisted techno-fetish fuelled imagination of Adam Warren):
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I pee... er, I mean:
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I tried. I really tried, but I couldn't find a picture of a junkie shooting H eroin, smoking O pium, and taking a piss at the same time.
Who am I kidding? I didn't try. You're a dimwit!
Harry and Olivia? Henry and Oscar? Who the fuck are we talking about here? Elements don't fuck, you pervert!
Besides, this would mean a menage-a-trios.
I'm doing it right now, as I sit. So are you. It's called cellular respiration, the process where organic compounds (such as glucose) are broken down to produce CO2 and water, with the release of energy.
We got to the Moon by making water. Or do you need a link for that, too?
> Show us a link to where people are combining H and O to make water.
Well, do you want to see H and O being combined or not? Make up your goddamned mind.
You're confusing basic chemistry with complex biology involving multicellular organisms. Descent with modification is not random atom shuffling. Natural selection happens to organisms and groups evolve. This kind of utmost confusion and ignorance is why creationists cannot post in prestigious peer reviewed biology journals. They don't even know that they don't know: they're ignorant of all the strong overwhelming evidence of evolution. They put up a straw man of science where it's reduced to their own machinations and ignorance by projection. This is called deception and it steals their ability to reason. Indoctrination can lead to conditioned retardation.
Why must fundies think all science is related to evolution?
Alienate to make them think they're the center of the world, the best know-it-all elite with secret knowledge, that society is totally corrupt and to be rejected and avoided. Make them also reject education. A free slave to exploit in tax-free businesses. You might even be able to steal their family heritage. Or to use them as cannon fodder on the frontline in your imperialist war. Or terrorists on that special cosmic mission.
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