Demonic activity increasing just as the Bible said it would. These shootings took place accross Chicago, not just in one place. The demons are becoming more and more aggressive and causing the unsaved to become more and more violent as the Day approaches. I can't imagine whats going to happen when we are officially gone.
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Don't pretend you care for us unsaved. You believe that we deserve to be punished with never-ending torture, remember?
By the way, the current murder rate in the United States is the lowest in decades.
Well, since you fuckers are doing approximately jack and shit to help stop any violent crime yourselves (and oppose legislation that would restrict the ability of 'evil people' to have access to guns), my guess is that once you're officially gone we can finally start getting things done.
So go on, fuck off already.
Seriously though, guys. Demons are a huge problem! Can you imagine what's going to happen now that Crowley has the Angel Tablet?
Wait, crap. I forgot that Supernatural is *fiction.*
"These shootings took place accross Chicago, not just in one place."
Demons are limited to Chicago? They can't exist in say, San Fransisco?
Perhaps some sensible gun regulation will disarm these demons.
"The demons are becoming more and more aggressive and causing the unsaved to become more and more violent as the Day approaches."
The demons seem to be becoming more and more aggressive and causing the teabaggers to violently oppose sensible gun regulations.
http://libertycircle.blogspot.com/2013/05/adam-kokesh-plots-armed-march-on-gun.html
" I can't imagine whats going to happen when we are officially gone."
he demons are becoming more and more aggressive and causing the unsaved to become more and more violent as the Day approaches.
And once again, the ingressive argument, the argument of fools.
I'd bet dollars to dead snails that most of the shooters are at least nominally Christian.
P.S. As with most on RR, your brain has been officially gone for some time, only your blathering body remains.
I can't imagine whats going to happen when we are officially gone.
This is what makes the rest of us wish that your ridiculous fantasy was real. The world would be so much better without you barking loons.
I almost wish the conspiracy nutbags were right and the government/Illuminati/lizard people/the Joooooz/whateverthefuck instituted that Project Bluebeam deal where they fake the Second Coming of Jebus. At least then I wouldn't have to listen to these delusional morons claim that the Second Coming is 'totally right around the corner'. He said he'd be back in the lifetime of his apostles. That didn't happen. Get a fucking clue. He lied to you. If he even existed in the first place, which he probably didn't.
"I can't imagine whats going to happen when we are officially gone."
Officially, you'll never leave the planet, unless you can afford to have your ashes scattered in space. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is to talk to anyone who will listen to you about your officially going, as a means of feeling that you are part of a cosmic elite who are worthy of eternal mansion dwelling by dint of copious droolage.
To be honest, I don't see anything wrong with that. Many people have an unfulfilled fantasy that helps make life interesting for them, and when it's a humourous fantasy, then all the better.
Though I hope you don't begrudge others their amusement at your silliness.
Demonic activity in Chicago? Meh, any demon terminally stupid enough to make trouble on the doorstep of Harry Dresden will be taken care of quickly and with extreme prejudice.
"I can't imagine whats going to happen when we are officially gone."
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And when is this Day exactly? You idiots have had countless stabs at predicting it, and have failed miserably. It's almost a pity that it never will happen, because the world can only improve for not having any fundies in it.
Really, guys?
If the Rapture does happen I'm going to be very surprised (it's not in the Bible), and somewhat terrified (according to the Rapture myth, life is going to suck), and the biggest satisfaction I'm going to have is seeing all the televangelists and nominally Christian politicians still here.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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