@Andre
"In fact, for extra closeness to Jesus, why teach kids anything? Since Jesus is the answer to every question in life, why not just teach them the name "Jesus"?
What's the square root of 3?
Jesus!
Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Jesus!
Does this dress make my butt look big?
Jesus!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jesus!"
'When I did my exams at school, for every question I put down 'Masturbation' as the answer. And I stuck with it, hoping it'd pay off one day, and it has!'
-Johnny Vegas, "QI" (celebrating after jokingly - and coincidentally; mayhaps subconsciously - giving the answer 'Anti-Masturbation aid'* to the question 'Why were Corn Flakes invented?'*)
*- John Harvey Kellogg, after accidentally discovering Corn Flakes (when rolled-out wheat dough was accidentally left, which dried out and broke off into flakes), he believed eating these with milk were a calorific deterrent to masturbation, which he considered a practice to be avoided at all costs.