[What goes through a lost person's mind when he hits the flames of hell?]
Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this? As all the atheists, scientists, and philosophers burn in hell for dissing God just like in Dante's Inferno, I kinda laugh. But to answer you question: OH MY GOD literally lol, as the devil a s s rapes them for all eternity.
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As God, Satan, Heaven and Hell are all the imaginary products of belief in a bat-shit insane late bronze age theological system based on one particular middle-eastern tribal desert god out of many others I think yes, it is wrong to find great amusement in pondering that.
Although 'pondering' implies some sort of logical thought process, which I doubt Jacob is capable of.
Nothing. Your "Hell" doesn't exist. Don't you know that your heart will be weighed against the feather of Truth, and if it balances, you will go on to the afterlife? Believe me, you *don't* want to know what happens if your heart is heavier than the feather...
It would be neat if when these people died, God turned out to exist and said "Hey Jacob! I was going to let you into heaven, but that post on Yahoo Answers was pretty mean. Maybe you'll gain some humility if I send YOU to be assraped for all eternity. Bye!"
Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this?
Well, only according to your own book, which apparently nobody pays any attention to.
Yup, here it is in the Authorized Pull-It-Out-Of-Your-Ass Bible:
Mar 9:45 "And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell where Satan shall ass-rape you for all eternity".
You realize that this torture fetish is why The Passion of the Christ performed so well at the box office....
Don't know how many people on these boards have seen the movie but I found it very one-dimensional and it actually reaffirmed the fact that I'm glad I'm not a Christian. As far as depth of plot goes, I've seen porno movies that had a better plotline.
What goes through a lost person's mind when he hits the flames of hell?
I dunno, but as long as we're asking hypothetical questions about fiction, who'd win in a fight: the Mummy or Wolf-man?
Fuck you.
And fuck your God.
In the ass.
With a chainsaw.
In Dante's Inferno, the atheists, scientists, and philosophers WERE in hell, but they were in the outer ring. They were not actively tormented, they just had to live with the knowledge that they were stuck there forever.
I'll be sure to bring my DS along.
Reminds me of the quote from Grand Theft Auto 2
"Damnation! No donation no salvation!"
Feel the Christian love there.....complete with proclamations of damnation!
However, there is one particular thought that I find amusing. One must
Hopefully, it should only be a matter of time until specific ecclesiastic
So is this the often talked about yet rarely ever seen "christian love"? Funny how they just assume that scientists and philosophers (And likely anyone else with a decent post-secondary education) by default cannot be christians. Whatever happend to "Love thy neighbor "? Also, what's with the fundie fascination with demonic anal rape? I wonder if that's the fundie version of hentai.
What crosses their mind as they hit the flames? "Hey, is that Bob from bible study where we don't read the whole bible? That's Judy from the our local anti gay-rights protest group, and John too! Is that Billy Ray the pastor who told us to hate all those dirty not true christians? Hey I think that's Cleatus from next door! And Mary and...etc..etc"
Even if this is troll/poe, the sentiment is genuine. And I can see where they're coming from. The thought that atheists and non-Christians can live as they want, doing what they want - which OF COURSE involves constant gay sex and baby-killing - AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!!!! is just too much.
They need to have this hell fantasy because it helps them cope with their narrow and repressed and fearful lives.
Dante's Inferno was a subtle, carefully structured rebellion against the views of homosexuality, non-Christians, and other "heathens" of that time. It sickens me that you use it this way.
Said the unpopular geeky looser "Boy you're gunna be sorry when my imaginary friend gets here to beat you up!"
(I'm a Christian, but I believe the god this guy worships is utterly fictional)
Well, seeing as you leave your physical body behind when you die a) you would have no nerve endings left so you would feel no pain when the flames of hell tough you and b) you would have no ass, so the devil can't rape it. c) your brain ceases to function so you would have no mind left for anything to go through it.
Failed logic can be so amusing at times.
Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this?
Yes, it makes you an evil fucker. Par for the course with fundies.
#1 - Hell, God and the Devil are a myth
not an expert, but, I'm pretty sure laughing at the eternal suffering of others is a sin of some kind, seems kind of obvious that "love thy neighbor" doesn't include hating them...
PROOF OF GOD'S EXISTENCE #46
CALVIN'S ARGUMENT, a.k.a. TERTULLIAN'S ARGUMENT
"It will take some work, but with some help from those nice people down there, it will be a decent place to live, in a decade or two."
There. Does that answer your question?
Yeah, Ass Rape = LOL
Burning in the Lake o' Fire, for all eternity and then some = ROFLOL
War and famine and plagues and death and disease and pestilence and torture, and oh, the list just goes on. I can hardly contain myself, it's so damn funny. This god...
Anon-e-moose
[What goes through a 'Saved' person's mind when he/she's on their deathbed?]
Me whispering in their ear: 'Where is your God now , bitch?! ' >:D
...all the while I show them my pocket GPS telling me exactly where I am - down to exact co-ordinates - as well as a graphic map, thus it's impossible for me to be lost. And the so-called 'Spiritual Realm'/'Supernatural' is complete bollocks, therefore...! [/hyper-smartarse]
Yes, it's wrong, asshole! So wrong, in fact, that if Hell really exists, you'll probably find out for yourself what goes through a lost person's mind when he hits the flames of hell.
Is it wrong to find great amusement in pondering this?
Yes. Taking amusement in the rape, torture, and suffering of others is wrong, and is suggestive of a serious personality disorder. Please seek professional psychological help.
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