Why hasn't NASA sent humans to these other universes if a human can survive elsewhere? I think everytime a space ship blows up, that's God's way of telling us to stay our behinds on the earth where He put us. Going in space is just disrupting the heavens.
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Other universes?
Yanno, if God didn't want us going into space and 'disrupting the heavens', the firmament as described in the bible would be a nifty way to do it - unfortunately it was a load of complete shit wasn't it!
And I suppose everytime a plane crashes it's God telling us we're not meant to fly, and everytime someone dies in childbirth it's God telling us we shouldn't reproduce!
Excellent rebuttal, Julian!
Adding to the motif here, I would guess that automobile accidents indicate that we should not have cars, equestrian accidents indicate that we should not ride horses either, and tripping over our own two feet shows that we should just sit down in one spot and starve to death.
Can we give this one a "Luddite of the Month" Award, please?
EDIT: Lorren may give this poster some strong competition for that award nomination, and it was the very next post I read after this one. Bizarre.
~David D.G.
Oh, drat. Well, the date feature is new; I'm not used to looking at it. But still, it's a pity that neither gets such an award then -- what a waste!
~David D.G.
And every time a door jams, it's God telling you to not leave the room.
And every time he kills an innocent, it's his way of telling us that that person was evil or something.
And every time a bird flies, it's his way to doing his taxes.
Yeah, they punch a hole in the atmosphere and all the god leaks out. Really!
Why do they let junior high school kids post on here?
“Why hasn't NASA sent humans to these other universes if a human can survive elsewhere?”
Homeschooled?
“I think everytime a space ship blows up, that's God's way of telling us to stay our behinds on the earth where He put us.”
Hey, How about a deal. I’ll pay you $100 for every space ship (any vehicle which can take a human into orbit and returning the payload (passengers) to the Earth) that’s exploded on launch, or crashed on the way down, if you’ll give me $10 for every launch that didn’t end in a fireball.
"Going in space is just disrupting the heavens.”
‘Kay.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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