Other religions, which are all run by demons, will fake "miracles" and "exorcisms" to keep people believing it.
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Other religions, which are all run by demons, will fake "miracles" and "exorcisms" to keep people believing it.
Said by at least one person from every religion that has existed, and they all think they're right.
EDIT: HOLY HELL the entire page is full of failure.
Remove "Other".
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Other religions, which are all run by demons, will fake "miracles" and "exorcisms" to keep people believing it.
So what makes you think your religion is the real one and not one run by demons with "fake" miricles? By your veiwpiont there isn't really any way you can know that, is there?
Well, that sounds strangely familiar. What religion has miracles and exorcisms in it? What was that guy's name who always performed miracles and exorcisms...Jelus? Jepus? Seriously, help me out here. It's on the tip of my tongue!
you, my good man, are FUCKED
i am gonna make you pay those medical expenses for my eye operation.
i need an eye operation because a piece of glass is stuck there.
And God allows this? God gives us the true path to salvation but allows demons not only to create any number of confounding paths to damnation but produce miracles, visions and spiritual transformations to convince people they are actually the right ones?
So he turns finding salvation into a guessing game where his opponent can create unlimited, indiscernable wrong answers to combat his right one. What a class-a f***ing douche!
Once you truly understand how you can dismiss other religions without consideration of their claims you will understand why I dismiss yours.
Also, you are a tremendous douchebag.
Ah, yes. Daemons (note the spelling, damn Americans).
The fundies excuse for everything that doesn't add up when their fantasy hits reality.
Man, there's either a fucking lot of those demons or they are seriously overworked. What with making people gay, faking miracles and exorcisms, tempting good christianists, working as temps, and running the Obama administration, those demons are busy little beavers.
BTW, what's a fake miracle? Like turning water into ginger ale? Healing someone's lame left leg but making the right one lame?
"Oh it's still a good sign by any standard."
Speaking of which, I hear they're nerfing Exorcism in 3.2 so that it will now have a 1.5 second casting time.
That's really gonna hurt the lowbie paladins who are still levelling up. Exorcism was part of my melee damage rotation!
"Other religions, which are all run by demons, will fake "miracles" and "exorcisms" to keep people believing it."
Whereas you'll accept an amazing sky fairy that you've never seen called 'God' exists, because a book says so.
As Dr. Evil would say, 'Riiiiight.'
"Other religions, which are all run by demons, will fake "miracles" and "exorcisms" to keep people believing it."
So why haven't all the Christian 'faith healers' trampled over each other in the rush to hammer on James Randi's doors, to take his JREF Challenge? There's a cool $1 million if they succeed, subject to his stringent (and strict scientific) rules (and unlike Kent Hovind's $250,000 and T**y B****s' $10,000, at least in a TV interview with James Randi I saw once, he actually showed the bearer bonds to the value of $1 million - which he'd had in a locked metal briefcase, handcuffed to his wrist - as good as ca$h in any major bank).
But to date, not a one has done so.
I wonder why...?!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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