Do you think Jesus was not fully human in the sense of being too holy to produce sperm?
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What is it with fundies and bodily fluids? It's blah, blah "blood of the lamb," blah, blah, "spilling your seed," blah, blah.
Now, while I'm sure Jeebus could deliver a mighty cumshot that would make Peter North envious... I don't really feel the need to ponder such things.
Yes, and he also never pissed, sweated, or took a crap, and his nose and mouth were free of snot and spit. No earwax either. Or penis.
:rolleyes:
Yes, that's exactly what everyone thinks.
Lol, and sperm are "unholy" somehow. I wonder if blastocytes and synapses are unholy too.
@Airbag :
"Wedding vegetables"?!?
The mighty Jeebus shoots blanks?
Hell, everyone that has ever seen one of those religiously themed Hollywood movies knows that divine beings are androgynous. Or, as in the words of Kevin Smith they are as "physically impaired as a Ken doll."
"But--but--but--He was above such nasty bad evil nasty things like having a normal human body that acts like a normal human body does! He had to have been! After all, our bodies are icky and gross, even tho' God designed them."
Hey, fundie! Your bodily self-loathing is showing.
He ate, drank and made a quite organic life, why not?. Was he not even brought in this world like any other human being, crying and bleeding?
What???
It strikes me that fundies want to believe in a man who didn't do anything gross and ultimately human like shitting, pissing, bleeding, crying, sneezing, spitting, coughing, vomiting or ejaculating.
Weird. Do you hate yourselves that much?
On the biblical side, if Jesus did not produce sperm, then he would of been unfit to enter the temple, let alone be a rabbi.
This is what happens when high people have computer access.
"Do you think Jesus was not fully human in the sense of being too holy to produce sperm?"
Yes. Because your pedantic brother Which Tyler would point out that if Jesus couldn't produce sperm, then (check one):
[ ] Jesus was a Eunuch. Thus he couldn't enter Heaven - in more ways than one (see Leviticus). Thus he isn't your 'Messiah' and 'Saviour', therefore your whole basis of belief, and religion as a whole is fucked (which Jesus couldn't do!)
[ ] Jesus - even if he existed - is a subhuman, thus an inferior being, and thus he isn't your 'Messiah' and 'Saviour', therefore not worthy of acknowledgement, nor belief.
Choose wisely.
@Jack Bauer
"Have you never heard of 'the coming of Christ'?"
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