Me personally, I think that islam is the red dragon spoken of in revelation. I also think that islam is one of the thirds of the earth's population that gets wiped out in the armageddon, great big gig, finale rack, WWV, whatever you want to call it. I think that the moslems are going to pull a weapons of mass destruction attack on a series of American cities and the American retalitory strike takes out islam and probably north korea and most of china.
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Yeah, and those weapons of mass destruction won't do shit to the Americans 'cause they're protected by god, right?
Yoiks, Ice! Some of us still live here and are quite nice to be around. And we cook well, too.
"I think that the moslems are going to pull a weapons of mass destruction attack on a series of American cities and the American retalitory strike takes out islam and probably north korea and most of china.
Worse, this is all to be done in the name of "Jeeee-suuuussss."
When the bombs are flying for North Korea and China, China and North Korea will fuck over America good. First you get all the people they didn't manage to nuke that want revenge (probably joined by pretty much the rest of the world) and secondly the massive economical backlash that it will cause by wiping out a piece of your cliental.
I think that the moslems are going to pull a weapons of mass destruction attack on a series of American cities...
Right, so Islam is called Satan, has 10 heads, 7 tails and will knock 1/3 of the stars in the universe down to Earth.
If you replace, "I think" with, "I dreamt", it sounds like he his talking of his last bout of REM sleep, and THEN it makes sense.
Anyone remember who said, "I don't know what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones," or something pretty close to that?
Well, we've all heard the joke about the lie detector going off when the blonde says "I think"... On a fundie, would it go off as soon as the asstard gets hooked up, or would it have to wait for him (it?) to open his mouth?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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