God, (If there is such a person) love’s uncontrollable. It is a shame that we can’t be the same way. What I don’t get is those that make such and effort to crush a child’s belief in God. Would they do this if it were Santa Claus? Far be it Santa being compared to Jesus. Though they both have the same looks and clothing. White hair and beard, Red clothing, One flies with dears, Jesus on the cloud, Both watching who’s naughty and nice. Too bad the Evolutionist is on Santa naughty list.
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I don't wish to associate with the sort of person who doesn't know that Dear = darling, and deer (singular & plural use same form) is an animal.
Besides how do you know what Jesus looked like? There is no image of him that has come down to us from antiquity - i.e. his own era. Such images as exist are mere figments of artists' imaginations. It's not even clear that the texts that say he lived haven't been tampered with by 'lying for Jesus' early Christians. All of which makes proving he ever did live on this planet very problematical.
Have a nice day.
There's no sanity clause, either. Not for fundies.
(Jesus had a white beard? WTF? Was he the eighth dwarf, Holy, or what?)
Ummmm, Coke coloured Santa red in the 20's as part of their marketing campaign.
Jesus wasn't old enough to have white hair - he got PWN3D while he was in his 30's! I don't recall him being a fat cunt either.
Dears? Oh my, I can see why you failed biology...
The main difference is that people know that Santa is not real. They just keep it to maintain a child's ilusion that will grow out by 11 the latest. In Jesus, dear, either you believe or not. You can't crush anybody's faith.
ah, a Dr Dino follower. What else can be expected?
Mustn't mock spelling and grammar - lack of education etc....
"Would they do this if it were Santa Claus? "
Actually, the time when a child realizes there's no Santa Claus is the perfect time to get them thinking about what other invivisible people his or her parents might have lied to them about.
"White hair and beard, Red clothing, One flies with dears, Jesus on the cloud..."
Ahem.
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Congratulations for proving that you don't even know who your religious figures are.
Jesus on the cloud, Both watching who’s naughty and nice.
Dragon Ball flashbacks... must... resist...
“God, (If there is such a person) love’s uncontrollable.”
“ What I don’t get is those that make such and effort to crush a child’s belief in God.
“Would they do this if it were Santa Claus?”
"Far be it Santa being compared to Jesus.”
“One flies with dears,”
“Too bad the Evolutionist is on Santa naughty list.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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