"It doesn't give me displeasure to hear of a virgin being raped. The lot of women is to be fornicated."
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Hilarious Fark thread on Scientology here.
Highlights include Scientologists in the thread, defending the cult. Look for delicious idiocy from derekw741 , or just use CTRL + F. Also, for my fellow High Weirdness spotters, here's the Marching Song of the Galactic Patrol, Courtesy of Freezone Scientology:
We all live only to die
Thanks be to Fark's very own Cosmic Crab for finding this treasure.
Sick fuck.
Rot in hell, scumbag!
If I could live for another 500 years, I'd really like to see what becomes of these new, more recent religions.
It could be cool to see a religion actually grow, assume some mantle of respectability, and slowly obscure or rationalize the embarrassing parts of its history.
E.G. The Mormons. Supposedly, the infamous polygamy rules came about when the founder was scolded for touching too many young girls.
@ Tempus: Wow, that song sounds like some kind of Klingon war ballad, only from one of the wimpier troops.
As for the quote... I don't think I've ever seen the phrase "to be fornicated" before in my life. It's such a clumsy, fugly little phrase. Who on earth says they want "to be fornicated?"
I honestly think this is the most disgusting thing I've ever read in my life.
L. Ron, could you come back from the dead for a bit? Thanks. Now, there are about a few million female rape victims who want to have a word with you.
Mark: you're not going to be able to, because he's dead ; ) .
You've got to admit the guy was a genius though- who else could get people to give away their life savings for a book of space opera and a pair of tin cans?
Y'know, I'm fairly certain that L. Ron Hubbard started Scientology as a joke. If the real Hubbard ever said the above quote, I can be almost certain is was with a tone of sarcasm (though, having made the mistake of reading his not-so-great fiction, I could be wrong).
Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard
And out popped Ron.
What the bloody hell are you talking about? Also, you're wrong, scientists recently proved that like men, women have souls, minds, and purpose. They also do not like to be raped.
On one hand, it's nice to see a non-Christian fundie on this site for a change.
On the other hand, die in a fire (oh wait you're already dead... never mind)
Yes, L. Ron Hubbard was a pervert.
Like they said on south park, "Dude. L. Ron Hubbard lived on a boat and preyed on little boys."
Note the use of the passive voice. It is not an activity consented to, it's a punishment forced on them.
But hey, Elron thought pregnant women were always cheating on their husbands and stabbing themselves in the snatch with knitting needles. Not exactly surprising he went through four wives...
I thought I disliked Hubbard before. Now I loathe him. The one single most horrendous thing that can happen to a woman is being raped. If someone was to rape and kill her, most women would probably prefer it the other way around.
The lot of men is to be analy penetrated with a baseball bat. Does that sound pleasing to you, Hubbard? Why not?
Now we're quoting Scientologists? Great! They have the best things to say! (not)
Also, we need a MSTDT on this website, and this needs to be in it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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