Well, You'll soon get to find out. Get saved before it's too late. Jesus is not a myth and the Lake of Fire (which I was referring to are not myths). And if He is not your only savior then you, too will burn forever in hell. Your choice. But you had better look at that picture because that's going to be you, too. And the burning will be forever and ever in time and not merely finality as you're trying to twist to make your lost soul feel good.
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Sorry, can't really understand you through all these fapping noises! Could you perhabs tone your perverse lust for other peoples' alleged future suffering down a notch just for a second?
On second thought nevermind. It's not like you would say anything of value anyway.
Jesus is not a myth
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Biggus Dickus: 'Oth courth not. He ith a mythter ! '
...and if your J-Boy's not a myth, then the Flying Spaghetti Monster is fact .
Your choice. [/'Teach the Controversy']
Getting hard yet, are we, Matty? You seem like the sort that other people's torment would make you terribly EXCITED!
And your version of Jesus sounds like a tyrant you created in your own image.
Too late? It's been 2,000 years, I'm not worried. Plus the only evidence we have for an eternal lake of fire is everyone who believes in it trying to convince those who don't of its existence. And then, yet again, I don't want to worship any being that threatens me with such a place if I don't. Doesn't sound like a good relationship there.
“Well, You'll soon get to find out. Get saved before it's too late”
"Jesus is not a myth and the Lake of Fire (which I was referring to are not myths).”
“And if He is not your only savior then you, too will burn forever in hell.”
“Your choice. But you had better look at that picture because that's going to be you, too”
“And the burning will be forever and ever in time and not merely finality as you're trying to twist to make your lost soul feel good.”
Fell, you'll soon get to wind out. Set laved before it's too gate. My Justes is no hat and the Fake of Lire (which I was referring to are myth snot). And if Hey is not our only slaver then you will turn forever in bell, Hoo. Coy ice hour. But you better look at that hag picture because that's to be doing you, too. And the turning will be forever and ever in my mine bot and finality reel as you're trying to twist to make your Lost fanfiction good.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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