You can't tell me the earth is old.
Did you know that if the universe is very old, they would have landed in a mile of space dust on the moon.
Also, they have beetles that make a spit so hot that it couldn't have been evolved because they is no step inbtween.
But they never tell you these things in science because it goes against they religon of evolution.
Let me ask you people a question: If evolution was true, where do bulls come from? There are no female bulls, so how do they come to be if they aren't created? I bet you never talked about that in evolution school.
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1.Yes I can, it's true
2.Rubbish, debunked
3.Typical ID misunderstanding
4.They dont tell you in science class because it's bollocks
5.If evolution is true, where do men come from? There are no female men, so how do they come to be if they arent created? Thats basically what you just said...tell me, when was the last time two of your neurons came within waving distance of each other?
One line at a time:
Why not?
Where does this space dust of yours come from? Why is it on the moon? Who's to say the moon isn't made of space dust?
No step in between what? Them and other things? A lack of beetle fossils does not prove Creationism.
No, they never tell you those because they are, survey says:
Aw, crap, is this a joke? You're shitting me? He think there is an entire species with just one gender? And male cows? I have relost my faith in humanity.
Holy snapping duckshit. Roll out the strawmen...
The beetles you are referring to are called bombadier beetles, and they are a valid proof of evolution as is venom evolving from saliva. Neither is 'irreduceably complex'.
As for sexual reproduction instead of cloning etc, that occured only in the last billion years or so, but hundred of millions of years before the first vertebrates evolved from softer creatures, and definitely hundreds of millions of years before life crawled out the sea.
As for the moon - a mile you say... Great, that's 60 million cubic kilometers of space dust at about 1-200 million billion tons. So let's go with a 4 billion year old moon - that's 50 million tons of space dust a year. Being that the top end estimates of the amount of space dust the Earth attracts is 100,000 tons pa, and the Earth being a significantly heavier object should attract at least 50 times more, you're looking at 2,000 tons p/a max!
IDIOT!
Female bulls are cows, as far as I'm concerned. Bible is Right, come back to highschool. You can't write and spell properly and go to a proper science class where they won't tell the nonsense you're talking about because it's simply a lie and more typical from sci-fi.
I dunno. It's funny, yes, but I do question why such obvious POEs are posted on the front page. ("The Bible is Right!" even sorts of admits it in his/her second post in the referenced FSTDT thread.)
If all we're doing is laughing at our own jokes instead of mocking the real fundies out there, isn't that sort of like group masturbation? OK if you're into that sort of thing, I guess, but it lacks something, I think.
The bull argument is.. uh, well... bull.
But amusing none the less. It seems too clever and too stupid not to be wanton. I'll go for Poe as well.
How did you get so stupid?
"Let me ask you people a question: If evolution was true, where do bulls come from? cows
"There are no female bulls, so how do they come to be if they aren't created?"
"I bet you never talked about that in evolution school."
Females of many other large animals, such as whales, hippos rinos or elephants, are also called cows
Um, this is a Poe.
*ahem*
Just sayin'.
Proof:
The Bible is Right said (in the same thread, 2 posts down): "Poe buster on that last comment - that IS a comment so stupid that is probably hasn't been said seriously by a fundimentalist christian.
I can't claim it though - it was an old post at Internet Infidels."
There is no reason for fake posts on here, so i can't see why it would be.
but then again, this is quite stupid. the next question they'll ask is:
"where to cows come from, there are male cows?"
Yes, because the only way to check how old something is to see how much dust it's caked in.
Female bull=cow. Ba dum kssh.
Evolution school, eh? I must've been sick a year...
Finally, "they religon [sic] of evolution." Dammit, Jim, it's science, not a belief system!!
"You can't tell me the earth is old"
The Earth is 4.5 billion years old.
The Duck-billed Platypus. 'Intelligent Design'? There's the Creationist argument completely fucked.
"You can't tell me the earth is old"
The Earth is 4.5 billion years old.
I can, and I just have. [/smartarse]
The Duck-billed Platypus. 'Intelligent Design'? There's the Creationist argument coletely fucked.
1) I very well can. The only question is, old to whom?
observe universe
5) This has got to be a Poe... Fine.
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