Today's Laugh 3-29-18
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See, this is what I was talking about in the other Mick thread I commented in: Take the dialogue out and see if you can tell what is going on. He did it himself this time, and no one has a damn clue. I even looked at the link, to see if there was any sort of explanation there....nope.
???WTF???
I'm going to go off the deep end, here, and take a wild-assed guess;
Hillary is handing Plutonium to Vlad, while inspector(s) are studying anything else?
Oh, right...I'm trying to make any sense of it. Never mind.
I'm the minority here as I actually think Mick's art is good.
I get it. It's about the Uranium one deal, and the far right Myth that really Hilary was close to Russia not Trump and the Mauller thing is a hoax with no evidence.
It's sad that I figured that out.
(*In an outrageous French accent *)
...a beumb ?! [/Peter Sellers]
And even his "Goon Show" character Bluebottle has far more intelligence than you Dick Willy, never mind Eccles.
This only thing funny about this is how well it displays how fucking dumb Mick is.
It's not actually funny until you know that Russia receives exactly zero uranium (they actually have plenty of their own and don't even need ours anwyay) and that all the mined ore remains 100% under the control of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission and DoE.
Some Russians bought a Canadian mining company that also had mining contracts here in the US to mine plutonium. They mine it, "they" means the US citizen management and employees that continue to operate their holdings in the US (which btw was a condition of five or six different US agencies signing off on the sale), the uranium never leaves our control, near 100% of it stays in the US for our own reactors and what little that does get shared is with our pals in "the West", Uranium One doe not hold an export license (and never will) and that's pretty much end of story.
This "cartoon" is what comes from ignorance, gullibility, and refusing to develop and exercise critical thinking skills. Stay gold in that bubble ponyboy Mick.
Even Shep Smith on Fox "News" debunked this bullshit months ago.
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I mean, alright, I can see the uranium deal. But why's Sherlock staring at the snail?
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As for Mick's artwork... I've seen worse.
But it is kinda stiff, though. The minute Hillary lets go of that tall Uranium capsule, it's going to tip over and fall out of Putin's hand. I know the idea is to avoid having the atom symbol obscured by Putin's hand, but come on, can't you just have it be a glowing green stick or something so that you don't have to come up with contrived poses like that?
@pyro
That's Inspector Clouseau on the left of that... 'cartoon'.
But as Dick Willy's 'art' is so shite, it's easy to confuse the character he's trying to portray in what - to him - passes off as 'funny': and he's very trying.
Dick puts the 'F' in Art. But then, we knew that right from the start: when he was first quoted in FSTDT.
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@Jocasta McFucken
Even Lady Checkmate thought it was supposed to be Inspector Gadget
The prosecution rests.
The most obvious clue is - in the original "Pink Panther" films, and not the abortion with Steve Martin - anything which vexes Inspector Clouseau, makes him say 'Swine...!'.
So clearly someone isn't clued up on popular culture.
Checkmate, Lady.
At least - via sais shite f... er, I mean art - yours was an honest mistake, pyro: and considering how said art is so shite that it makes Checkmated Lady think it's another character completely unrelated to the one portrayed by Dick...!
If the guy on right is Putin (I can't tell, Mick's "art" is atrocious. ) Then where is Trump kissing his ass or the evangelicals who practically worship him? Of course I find it ironic Mick is saying the Mainstream Media is ignoring something though they did mention what Hill had been accused of and then pointed out it turned out to be a nothing burger. Without the burger. And yes they are focusing on Trump because, well, Russia hacked us.
What...?
EDIT: Oh, okay...that's supposed to be Hillary Clinton handing uranium tooo...wait...RUSSIA?
Oh wow.
WOW!
Is this shit coming from some sort of alternate universe?
The guy in the middle does not look like Putin, but it might be Prince William. The lady on the right could be a young Angela Merkel. On the left we have Inspector Clouseau. And the thing under the dome? Well I don't know.
@The Angry Dybbuk
Yep.
Eh, what?
Neither young Merkel(?*) nor the guy in the blue vest (Reince Priebus? Jared Kushner? Jeff Sessions?) knows how to hold a jar, apparently. Blue-vest-guy seems to hold his hand closer to the viewer than the jar, and Merkel seems more to be holding a piece of paper.
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(Yeah, yeah, I know it's supposed to be Putler and Clinton.)
There IS one question that people are missing here:
What the fuck does this have to do with "Faith and Religion"?
Given how Lady Bitchface will ban anyone or thing that goes even SLIGHTLY off-topic, why is Mick getting a free pass to post his conspiracy theory crapola? All she ever does is say "Oh Mick you're such a card".
@Jocasta
Yeah, I wondered that myself. I guess it's okay by Lady Checkmate as long as it falls under the category of "right-wing bitching about the left" or something. Though Putin ain't really left-wing...
Not that I realized that was supposed to be Putin at first, either. Kinda looks like a cross between David Hyde Pierce and some news guy whose name I can't remember and that's now gonna bug the hell out of me for a while.
@Jocasta McFucken
What the fuck does this have to do with 'Faith and Religion'?"
Is this shit coming from some sort of alternate universe?
Yeah, the right wing conspiracy universe. Where Trump is the greatest president in American history and there WAS a child trafficking ring being run out of the basement of that basementless Washington pizza place. Oh, and Seth Rich was responsible for the DNC leaks and Russia had nothing to do with it, and Hilary has been directly responsible for the murder of thousands. Did I miss anything?
Confused?
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