Israel stands and America stands with her, or no one stands. Make no mistake about it. The entire universe revolves around the Christ and Jerusalem.
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The entire universe revolves around the Christ and Jerusalem.
Er...hmm.
Oh yes, even if they kill poor innocent civilians in the most anti-christian way. Sorry, but there are Christians in Lebanon, and Palestinian Christians, who are as oppressed as the muslims. My heart and my mind ask me to be on their side if there is an injustice. The confused idiot is you.
"Israel stands and America stands with her, or no one stands."
Betcha they sit once in a while.
"Make no mistake about it."
That's good advice. Now, if you would only follow it you might be getting somewhere.
"The entire universe revolves around the Christ and Jerusalem."
See, that's just what I'm talking about. You said, "Make no mistake about it" and yet the very next thing you do is make a huge mistake about it.
The entire universe does not revolve around your delusion of Christ nor the city of Jerusalem.
The Galaxy Song:
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
LA LA LA.
As soon as america falls, the metis nation will at last be alowed to stand.
The universe revolves around nothing you dolt,
Jerusalem is a minor city in a minor region, it should be nuked to stop any more idiots from using it as an excuse to invade and bomb eachother.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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