Now it is legal in the United States Armed Services, if this gets through the House and is signed by President Obama, bestiality will be legal in the ranks of the Armed Services. It boggles the mind.
But this is that slippery slope we’re on, so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised to find that the United States Air Force Academy recently built a shrine – a Satanic Wiccan shrine – so that Wiccans can worship at the Air Force Academy.
Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart.
52 comments
"Now it is legal in the United States Armed Services, if this gets through the House and is signed by President Obama, bestiality will be legal in the ranks of the Armed Services. It boggles the mind."
Bullshit.
I don't have any idea what you're talking about, but it's still bullshit.
"But this is that slippery slope we’re on, so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised to find that the United States Air Force Academy recently built a shrine a Satanic Wiccan shrine so that Wiccans can worship at the Air Force Academy."
So far as I know, it's a disused field and not a "shrine" of any sort.
"Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart."
Yes, yes. Go whine somewhere else.
I haven't been following the legislation coming through the House lately but I feel pretty confident that there is not a pending bill that would say it is ok for GI's to fuck dogs.
I am also farily confident that Matt is a douchebag.
Now it is legal in the United States Armed Services, if this gets through the House and is signed by President Obama, bestiality will be legal in the ranks of the Armed Services.
Are you just using the slippery slope argument that since gays can now be open in the military that people will be allowed to fuck animals, or are you just pulling this whole thing out of your ass?
Honestly, is this really a problem? I can't imagine that if bestiality is legal then there's going to be widespread animal fucking going on in the military.
the United States Air Force Academy recently built a shrine a Satanic Wiccan shrine so that Wiccans can worship at the Air Force Academy.
Freedom of religion, bitch. And Wiccans don't worship Satan. If you weren't so close minded to bunch everything you hate into one group and actually learned about these other religions, you'd know that.
"Now it is legal in the United States Armed Services, if this gets through the House and is signed by President Obama, bestiality will be legal in the ranks of the Armed Services."
Riiiight... You willing to bet money on that? Cuz I could really use $1,000,000 right now.
First off, beastiality is animal abuse of a sexual nature & animals can't consent.
Second, WICCANS ARE NOT SATANISTS!!!
Wiccans tolerate Satanists & some see them as a form of "Dark NeoPagan" while others think they're a load of hot air. Many Satanists have a dim view of Wiccans.
That said, a Satanist should have a right to do ritual, too under the Establishment Clause. Satanists can be just as law-abiding as anyone & most are basically an "Ayn Rand Fan Club" with spooky Black Mass trappings. The weirdos like Richard Ramirez are an aberation & despite their selfish, Objectivist life philiosophy, Satanist are actually sensible people who aren't murderous lovers of evil.
Many don't even worship the Devil anyway, it's just some Objectivist Club that looks like a Dark NeoPagan sect (to shock folks like you).
Some Satanists are genuine Dark NeoPagans & some are just Anti-Establishment Dark Humanist/Objectivists who just pretend to do "Occult Rituals".
You, Matt, are an idiot.
For starters, animals cannot give consent, therefore bestiality will not be legal.
Secondly, someone doesn't understand what satanism is.
Ok, let´s asume that bestiality happens. It affects you, how?. Ok, animals can´t consent, that´s the difference.
There is no such thing as a Satanic Wiccan. That's like being a Presbyterian Scientologist--the two religions are completely unrelated.
As for bestiality--do you honestly think that there is a widespread epidemic of soldiers fucking animals?
Someone is holding the Idiot Ball today. I'm pretty sure that this time, it's not me.
The source of this bestiality Big Lie is changing the Uniform Code of Military Justice to reflect the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." One provision listed bestiality along with homosexuality. That provision was simply dropped, instead of rewritten, thus giving rise to this crap. Bestiality is still covered by other provisions of the UCMJ.
Also, I call bullshit on the Air Force Academy Wiccan shrine. There is a problem with religion at Colorado Springs, but it's with Christianity. Non-Christian cadets have reported being harassed about their beliefs.
"United States Air Force Academy recently built a shrine"
I'll grant you, the shrine exists... but it wasn't built like you think it was.
There was an anti-erosion project that had to move several very large boulders so that the Chapel below them wouldn't get damaged/destroyed when they fell... the engineers stuck the rocks in a rough circle at the top of the hill.
Funny thing though... the Air force has had to spend money on the shrine since then, to protect it from intolerant bigoted Christians who snuck up there during the night and erected a bloody great big crucifix in the middle of it. So the AF had to pay for CCTV security to stop fuckwits like you from breaking the law and violating that Freedom of Religion you like to harp on about.
So... now you know... and the thing going through the House right now? It simply stops you calling any sexual act that is not Missionary position sex as Sodomy, AND stops Sodomy from being illegal. The fact that the law it is removing added in Bestiality in the "Sodomy" list is just bigots like you fucking about with the laws... there are laws already in place that protect animals from that, so you're talking complete fucking rubbish when you say it'll be made legal.
Stop lying your fucking head off...
@Nicole
Exactly, and even though it would be removed from the books as it's own separate crime, it would still be illegal several times over due to conduct and animal cruelty rules.
And, as mentioned earlier, it's not like there would be an avalanche of interspecies rape-orgies if it somehow DID become legal.
Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart.
So evil is going to completely fall apart because bestiality is becoming legal? I can see the bumper stickers now: "I LOVE DOGS FOR JEBUS."
Moo,Moo, buckaroo!
Was it not in the bible fable of Adam, that god created the animals first, Adam no likey so god did Eve.
There is the reason the fundies go for doggystyle- its allegedly biblical.
Wiccans are not Satanists, most of the really dangerous Satanists are calling themselves Dominionist Christians, the military will have to build a Doorknobist chapel if enough Doorknobists in the ranks clamor for it, and you:ll still get either a dishonorable or a psychiatric if they catch you knocking knees with your cavalry mount, your Mountain Division mule, or your K-9.
Truly, evil is spreading. Next thing you know, people will start thinking they can say anything they like, worship however or whatever they like, and feel secure from governmental search and seizure without a warrant. It's like kids nowadays think they have a right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
At least God will torture them in hellfire for eternity, whereas His unhappy slaves will dwell with him in properly restrained satisfaction for eternity.
"Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart."
Would the "it" here refer to the door? Or the US Armed Services?
@LAchlan: *groan*
You know, for centuries in Cornwall, they have held an annual Furry Dance. I bet it's not as interesting as this prurient little man's imagination makes it, though.
[Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart.]
Yeah, Rome would know a lot about that.
“Now it [being an observing Wiccan] is legal in the United States Armed Services,”
“if this gets through the House and is signed by President Obama,”
“bestiality will be legal in the ranks of the Armed Services.”
“It boggles the mind.”
“But this is that slippery slope we’re on, so I guess we shouldn’t be surprised to find that the United States Air Force Academy recently built a shrine – a Satanic Wiccan shrine – so that Wiccans can worship at the Air Force Academy.”
“Once you open the door to evil, it doesn’t take long for it to fall completely apart.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
