Once jews get in your family they turn everything into a mess because they create half-jews that often hang around other jews, but may act white and marry non-jews and 'adopt' their customs or in the same token, marry a jew and create more semi-whatever jews.
It's very confusing.
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In Jewish tradition, you cannot be 'half jewish'. If your mother is a Jew, YOU are a Jew. You don't even have to practise, by Jewish custom, you are a Jew.
yes, damn those Jews who act white and adopt white customs and marry non-jews.
You know, a simple solution to your problem is to get a gun, point it at your face and pull the trigger. That way the Jews don't have to worry about another hateful fuckstick and you don't have to hate anybody.
Of course if a jew adopts the customs of non jews...the jew becomes a non jew.
Jesus is a Jew. Do you think He'd be proud of your insulting comments, considering you've basically insulted Him as well as most of the prophets, kings, etc. of the Bible?
"It's very confusing. "
We can tell.
In case anyone's wondering (which they're not, I know, but I find it interesting), the term 'semi-demi-hemi-jew' refers to British musical terminology, wherein quarter notes are 'quavers', eighth notes are 'semi-quavers', and so on down the line.
It's only confusing if you think there's a real difference. Normal people don't, so we're not confused and don't keep track on who's half'n'half or whatever you were saying.
Most Jews that I know of ARE white, I know Swedes with darker skin than Al Franken, for example. Leif Silbersky, a Swedish celebrity lawyer is both a Jew and a Swede.
"Half Jews" just reminds me of Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song...
"Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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