I can tell you why you believe what you believe. You believe it because some[one] else told you, because you read it somewhere... I'd rather believe we were created than believe our entire civilisation and history is one big accident. You want to be an ape? Be an ape, I don't care, But I'd prefer not to be an ape if its all the same to you.
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more fundy idiots suggesting that "everything is a big accident" is how people that arent religious see things.
thats got to be the dumbest shit i've ever heard.
they truly believe that it was magic, then they go and make up ridiculous lies to portray science as stupid.
fucking fail.
"You believe it because some[one] else told you, because you read it somewhere"
And you believe in a creator God why? Don't say logic or common sense, it's Biblical upbringing that set your mind to this.
"I'd prefer not to be an ape"
Fine, knock yourself out you devine human, shine on you crazy diamond. I don't care if you won't accept your scientific special labels, par for the course for the religiously indoctrinated.
Just stop pretending SOME Christian churchs denial of evolution and your belief in them is equal, at any level, to scientific consensus.
Yes im an ape.
I remember reading abou t antisemites that said that jews were apes. I reallt loled and felt sad at the
Look at other apes, i mean really look at them, how can you miss the simaliaritys? Read about there behavior, affection sociability conflict intellegence we even have hypersexuality! Too many similaritys for any fundeys comfort....if i preferred to be an arachnoid insted of an ape i will have to remain an aape. Wishin otherwise will not make it so!!
Didn't someone tell you to believe what you believe?
I don't WANT to be an ape, I just am. I'd prefer to be a little bit taller, more fit and less grey hairs. Strangely enough, I'm still just as short, fat and grey-haired.
Who said everything is a big accident? There are more options than merely those two, ya know.
I'd rather believe that you're not an ignorant idotic indoctrinted religious bigot that has no idea about evolution.
Sadly for all of us, reality doesn't give a shit what I believe.
I can tell you why you believe what you believe. You believe it because some[one] else told you, because you read it somewhere in some 2000-year-old book of mythology. I'd rather accept the scientific evidence for the Big Bang and evolution than believe some magical sly-pixie pulled the universe and everything in it out of his ass. You want to be shit? Be shit, I don't care, But I'd prefer not to believe 2000-year-old mythological bullshit if its all the same to you.
“But I'd prefer not to be an ape if its all the same to you.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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