I can't even believe it when I hear christians say, "I hope Jesus doesn't come until after I...
Whadatheynutz?
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@Osiris: Maybe they did, and they just haven't noticed it, 'cause they weren't immediately beamed into heaven, so they think they still have to sit and wait for Jeebus.
Yes, they're the ones who are nuts, not the person using a literal interpretation of a millenia-old text to justify their lack of accomplishing anything in life. That is quite obviously the case there, and you'd have to be blind to see otherwise. Yep.
Some elderly people who have lost a dear spouse,
We're even. I can't believe it when I hear so-called Christians talk about some non-Biblical nonsense called "rapture".PS I've never heard any normal Christians say any of that "hope Jesus doesn't come until after" crap. They read the Bible and know that Jesus said NO ONE KNOWS when Christ is coming again, so they don't think about it.
I can understand the having a baby one. Imagine if the rapture hit while mother was in labour. If she got raptured but the baby didn't, and the cord hadn't been cut, the kid would be smashed into the ceiling of the delivery room as his mommy ascended to Heaven.
'Whadatheynutz?'
Mirror award anyone...?
"I hope Jesus doesn't come..."
I thought Jesus told his people that he would always be with them.
I guess "come" means orgasm in this context, and the rapture queers are waiting for Jesus to ejaculate them into the sky, in their new spermatozoan bodies.
Completely OT question, but does anyone know a way to log in to RR and get provok... I mean posting, with banned IP? I've tried Hidemyass and the like, but as soon as I log in a sockpuppet, it goes right back to saying i'm banned.
Alcari:
I am permanently banninated from RR too, but if you find the right proxy server, you can set up another account and still access it, a good one to use is www.48m.org . Hope this helps.
Laura
It would be kind of strange to be a rapturist that wants to do X before the rapture. However I've got a gut feeling that these people she's talking about are being sarcastic and trying to get rid of her.
Glory: TEH RUPTURZ OMG!! CUM JAYZUS!!backs away slowly .
I'm trying. I'm really trying, but these RR zombies are so pathetic and so utterly unoriginal that I really have nothing left for them. Track the lot of them down and get them on pills and therapy. If there was a god in this word, and he was truly just, he'd find these people to be incredibly insulting.
I have never been to an old-school kosher deli. I've never worked as a bartender. I've never fucked a truly hot woman (came close once though). I've never seen the tundra of western Alaska or scarfed down a plate of paella in La Boqueria in Barcelona. I've never had a pizza in Naples or New Haven, never had real fish and chips in a UK chip shop, never been to Burning Man. I've never been to the California wine country or been anywhere west of Arizona or east of Maine. I've never been to a foreign country other than Canada. I'm a miserably, pathetically depressed person, and knowing that I haven't done these things reminds me that no matter how screwed up I may be, there are still things that are more important to me than getting off the merry-go-round.
These Rapture Ready people have given up on all of this, don't care in the least for it. If there is a YHWH out there, he must think of them as the saddest, most ridiculous, least grateful individuals in all creation. I spit on them. I shit in their food.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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