You Can Move Mountains
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Then, you, Bro. Randy, are going to Hell. Because in order to go to heaven, you have to have faith. And since I guarantee you that you cannot move a mountain with just your word, that means you do not have enough faith. Therefore, you can't get into heaven with so little faith.
Go ahead, Bro.R., move a mountain for us with just your words. Go on. Use a really big, $10 word if you need to, but until you do it, none of us is going to believe you. C'mon, Randy, just move a little mountain for us.
.... that should be easy enough to prove through experimentation...
You know, at least Transcendental Meditation "yogic flyers" can get off the ground, even if they're just hopping from a really strange position. That's way more than any Christian has ever managed to affect plate tectonics.
Randy can move mountains with his big fat ass. image
It's probably a metaphor, people.
That´s why he claims that so many people are not saved. Because, if Christians could move mountains, we´d not need crains or construction management. By the way, Randy, how many mountains have you moved lately?, are you hinting too, that your kids are not Christian?
Wait, so you go, 'fetch boy', or 'go get "em', or maybe even 'Move or Jesus will rape your children!' or something like that and the mountian just moves? Wow, I find that hard to believe.
Lithp: I have a giant earthmover (wink)... unlike Gonzo67! (yet another wink)
So Randy, move any mountains lately?
I thought not. Just not in the mood, eh?
At first I thought he meant metaphorically or something, but then I reread the giant earthmovers part but anyway, yea, uhh, I have no response now.
Yeah, right.
And, of course, if you don't manage to move the mountain with your words, this fundie will have an explanation: Then your faith was not strong enough ...
Finally, a benefit to being a fundamentalist Christian that can be evaluated objectively in this world and not "the next world!" Okay Randy, show us how you can move mountains with your word. Go ahead, perform a "sign" to convince the crowds, like Jesus did repeatedly in John.
Well?
Don't you have faith? Don't you stand behind what you say? Or are you just another liar who uses the name of Jesus to amass foolish followers?
And yet Randy, you are so terrified of debate that you ban everyone who disagrees with you from your board and then mock them when they cannot respond. Furthermore, you whine about being disparaged by the folks here at FSTDT, but you have never once set virtual foot here to face us.
You may be able to move mountains, but you are still a pathetic coward.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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